Daniel snapped his fingers. "I've got it!"
"Got what?"Jack looked up, disinterested from his desk where he was pretending to write reports but was actually playing Minesweeper.
"What did you name your penis?"
"Daniel..."the warning in Jack's voice was clear.
"Never mind. it's getting a new name."
"Why." his tone indicated that meant a number of things.
"It's new name is 'Alien Influence'. " Daniel said smugly
Jack sighed. "Why." me he thought though didn't say.
"That way if you and Sam get caught she can say she was under..."
"Get out Daniel" Jack pointed at the door.