[Rory_leprechaun] Im back yall

[Rory_Leprechaun] whats up yall

[hottestwarbler] Hi Rory

[MissPeroxide] I forgot this chat existed

[MissPeroxide] it's been so long

[Rory_leprechaun] Hi sebsatian, Hi quinn

[MissPeroxide] It's been two years wow, hi Rory

[MissPeroxide} update me, how is everyone?

[broadwaybaby] Great!

[MissPeroxide] Are you and Puck still a thing- and most importantly, are Blaine and Sam still a thing?

[broadwaybaby] Yes we're still a thing, but uh, I don't know how to tell you this, but Blaine's been dead for 2 years.

[MissPeroxide] WHAT

[MissPeroxide] NOBODY THOUGHT TO TELL ME?

[MissPeroxide] TWO WHOLE YEARS

[Rory_leprechaun} WAIT WHAT

[broadwaybaby] Man aren't you guys inactive.

[hottestwarbler]thats why Sam isnt in this gc

[MissPeroxide] I'm in the lesbos islands

[MissPeroxide] they only got wifi today

[broadwaybaby] You know back in highschool I never would've thought you'd end up at lesbos

[hottestwarbler] I did

[broadwaybaby] Good for you getting WiFi though.

[hottestwarbler] mhm

[MissPeroxide] it took them two years to get wifi

[hottestwarbler] thats really weird

[broadwaybaby] Yea but it's Quinn

[broadwaybaby] Almost every year something weird happens to Quinn.

[MissPeroxide] I take offense at that

[broadwaybaby] Whatever. It's true.

[hottestwarbler] Its almost like u only show up when we need you

[MissPeroxide] Huh. That's weird

[MissPeroxide] hey, you're right?

[MissPeroxide] I think I know why though

[itsbrittanybitch] sorry i disappeared lord tubbington stole my phone

[MissPeroxide] It may have something to do with the fact that the person who plays me is in a different timezone to everyone else thus meaning they can only be active at certain times and also because my character hasn't been featured prominently in any plotlines so the person playing me just couldn't be bothered to actually write anything for me then they decided they wanted to be active again for the last chapter so they made up a shit plotline and brought me back :))

[MissPeroxide] anyways, hey Britt!

[itsbrittanybitch] Hey, What did I miss?

[MissPeroxide] uhm, Blaine died

[itsbrittanybitch] oh shit that's bad

[broadwaybaby] Quinn you're just so funny

[hottestwarbler] Omg thats so funny, I think you need to get help bc that whole paragraph sound kinda mental

[hottestwarbler] Anyway, do you guys have any ideas for sams party

[hottestwarbler]?

[broadwaybaby] I still don't think we should throw him a party.

[hottestwarbler changed name to seb]

[seb] doesnt he like parties?

[broadwaybaby] He's clearly depressed. I would try to cheer him up but apparently he hates me.

[seb] but he says he's happy but just not ready to move on from blaine

[seb] anyway, you're all invited to the party

[seb] even those of u who dont live near

[broadwaybaby] I can get people plane tickets with my broadway money.

[seb] aww thank you rachel

[seb] How many people should I put down as attending?

[asiangoth] Me and Mike, obviously.

[asianspy] Right, obviously.

[Rory_Leprechaun] ME TOO

[seb] Anyone else?

[MissPeroxide] me

[broadwaybaby] So that's like 5 plane tickets.

[seb] Dont half these people already live here?

[broadwaybaby] I don't think so. Quinn's in lesbos, Rory's probably in Ireland or something. Tina and Mike are in New York?

[seb] Oh-

[seb] How many people should I put down as attending? - [itsbrittanybitch] me

[broadwaybaby] That's 6

[seb] Rachel, i assume u already got the tickets right?

[broadwaybaby] Obviously, I always am prepared.

[Snixx] Oh please Berry, no-one could be prepared for what about to happen

[Snixx] I rejoined the group chat. Name a more iconic comeback, I'll wait

[broadwaybaby] Santana, I'm glad you're here.

[broadwaybaby] I'm now excited for Sam's party

[seb] werent u against it Rach?

[ThunderBolton69] bypassed the system and hacked into everyone's accounts, (check your bank for purchases you didn't make) and re-added [ThunderBolton69]

[ThunderBolton69] Why hello Lazy idiots. I thought I'd make an entrance

[MissPeroxide] oh hey sue

[ThunderBolton69] Now let's go back to the good old days and buy completely unnecessary condoms for the lesbian Quinn Fabgay

Congratulations [ThunderBolton69], Purchase for 99999 "reverse condoms, covered in AIDS, sure to give you ilnesses" Accepted

[seb] Uhhhh, someone bought me 10,000 shirts with Blaine's face on them-

[seb] And theyre being delivered to Sam's house-

[broadwaybaby] Excuse my crude language, but fuck.

[seb] SOOO ARE WE GONNA DO SOMETHING?!

[broadwaybaby] I'm going to intercept and get them delivered somewhere else.

[seb] how? ur not sue

[seb] WAIT wasn't I revealed to be a hacker or something?

[MissPeroxide] The condoms are on my doorstep

[MissPeroxide] I'm just gonna ship them to artie, he needs them

[MissPeroxide] he's a slut

[MissPeroxide] but that's not a bad thing

[MissPeroxide] I'm a slut too

[MissPeroxide] but not the kind of slut that needs condoms

[seb] oh-

[seb] i dont really know any of u lol

[broadwaybaby] Okay it didn't work.

[Snixx] What didn't work?

[broadwaybaby] Intercepting the shirts. They're still heading right for Sam's house.

[ThunderBolton69] Thats right lazy idiots. No one can stop one Sue Sylvester.

[seb] I think I see the delivery men.

[broadwaybaby] Shit.

[Puckasaurus is online]

[Puckasaurus] really rach? you won't curse in our house, but you'll curse in a groupchat.

[broadwaybaby] Noah, you know I love you, but can you seriously shut up and focus on the bigger picture.

[Snixx] Berry calm down. I can call trouty and give the chipmunk enough time to get rid of the damn Blaine Warbler shirts.

[seb] its sebastian.

[Snixx] Whatever.

[seb] heading outside now..

[seb is offline]

[Snixx is offline]

[MissPeroxide] I know its Sue and all, but thats just kind of fucked up.

[ThunderBolton69] [ThunderBolton69] baby] God this is such a mess.

[seb is online]

[seb] theres a date on the back of the shirt.

[ThunderBolton69] Thanks for noticing that warbler the chipmunk. I have planned an elaborate funeral for none other than BowTiesMcDimpleGel. Its in four hours, so lets hope the plane tickets I used Berry's credit card to buy will be there soon. I also have a surprise for trouty that I think he'll enjoy. Before I take a brief break of destroying you guys, so I can light Spongehair Squarechin's hair gel on fire, I may mention that the shirts are set to destroy in 30 seconds, so you should run far, far away.

[ThunderBolton69 has left the groupchat]

[seb] i guess we're throwing a funeral.

[broadwaybaby] Thats just gonna make him more depressed. Whatever I guess.

[MissPeroxide] I found the plane tickets.

[asiangoth] Me too. She listed me and Mike's names as asian and other asian.

[asianspy] Is that nickname ever going to go away?

[asiangoth] Maybe we should embrace it?

[Puckasaurus] nah, it wouldn't be fun to make fun of mike anymore.

[asianspy] Says the one named after a dinosaur.

[Puckasaurus is offline and ranting about Mike to Rachel]

[broadwaybaby] Did Sue really have to buy first class tickets?

like 3 hours later...

[broadwaybaby] Okay is everyone arriving/

[MissPeroxide] I'm here.

[asiangoth] Me and Mike are here, although he refuses to talk on this groupchat because he's in fear Puck will call him other asian.

[Puckasaurus] damn straight

[itsbrittanybitch] im here. i tried to bring lord tubbington but they said my luggage was to heavy

[MissPeroxide] Does anyone know where were actually going.

[ThunderBolton69 has been added by anonymous]

[ThunderBolton69] The Sylvester Estate.

[ThunderBolton69 has left]

[seb] uhhhhhhh whats a sylvester estate?

[MissPeroxide] She had us come there while cheerios.

[Snixx] It's Sue's private mansion.. Duh.

[itsbrittanybitch] i cant believe you guys didnt know this

[broadwaybaby] Anyways.. I'm gonna start driving there. It says its like 20 minutes out of Lima.

[broadwaybaby is offline]

[Puckasaurus] im going with her

[Puckasaurus is offline]

[asiangoth] Guys.. theres a limo outside of the airport.

[asiangoth is offline]

[seb] im gonna get sam to come to the place. he hasnt left in weeks

[seb is offline]

like an hour later..

"Is everybody here?" Rachel asked, looking around the crowd. She held Noah's hand, trying to find Sam.

"I think so. Where is Sam?" Tina said.

"I'm right here." Suddenly Sam appeared, in a brand new tuxedo. It looked expensive.

"Sam it's great to see you." Sebastian went to hug Sam, but Sam stepped back.

"Please.. Just don't."

Sam walked into the house, greeted by the scent of.. Adidas sweatsuits?

Everyone followed behind him, looking around at the ornate estate of Sue Sylvester.

"The backdoor is over here, I think." Quinn said, opening the sliding glass door. A blonde girl followed.

"Quinn why is my cousin with you?" Brittany asked.

"She's my fiance."

"Betrayal." Brittany said, shaking her head.

"Okay everyone, why don't we go outside." Sebastian gestured.

Everyone shuffled outside. They saw a familar looking man.. But with less hair gel?

"Holy hell, is that-"
"BLAINE?" Sam shouted, running to the man.

They hugged, and everyone watched in sadness.

"You're still alive?" Rachel asked.

Blaine spoke. "Its a long story. You see a while ago, Sue bribed me to her house with a large stock of hair gel and bow ties. But like Sue does, she lied. I was locked in her basement, which was full of condoms.. She locked me there, and said she was going to fake my death. Apparently she did, based on your shocked looks. I survived off of the Sue Sylvester master cleanse, and no hair gel. Frankly I'm just happy to see the sun. And Sam of course, I've never missed a person more in my life."

Sam pressed a kiss to Blaine's lips, signalling that he was happy to see him.

"Fuck. I thought I finally had Sam to myself." Sebastian said, before storming off.

"So wait, if we were all called for Blaines funeral.. Then what are we doing if he's still alive." Quinn asked.

Sue walked into sight. "Well lazy idiots, I wanted Blam to have the best wedding, so I put it upon myself to create a situation so amazing, so breathtaking, so devious, that nobody could be mad at me. They would be to wrapped up inside eachother to even think about the illegal things I've done. And if anyone dares to get me arrested, I'll go back and hiding. And you'll pay."

"I want to be mad at Sue, she's wrecked so much havoc, especially since she kept Blaine captive for 2+ years, but she's right. I'm too happy!" Rachel beamed, looking around at the wedding decorations.

"So Sam.. will you marry me?" Blaine asked, getting down on one knee."

"Of course Blaine. I've never stopped waiting."

The Epilogue.

On that sunny day, Blaine and Sam got married. Now they live happily in New York, just happy to be with eachother.

Tina and Mike got married soon afterwards, they had been waiting for Sam to come back to the groupchat, and this they did. Now they also live in New York.

Rachel and Noah are expecting there first child, in New York of course.

Quinn and Brittany's cousin ended up getting married too, and now live together on lesbos island.

Brittany and Santana adopted a child, and they live near Quinn on lesbos island.

Sue and Sue lived happily ever after, narrowly avoiding the police.

As for everyone else. Well, Sebastian got arrested after accidentally murdering someone in his fight club. Rory moved back to Ireland, and continues to text on the groupchat.

The groupchat, while very old and legendary, is still being used to this very day.