JT/Author P.O.V [ means thoughts ]

[God I am bored today and all I have to entertain me is war between the walls and Marley.]

[I wonder who Eren would end up with?]

[Which gives me an idea.]

At snap of my fingers the survey corps including dead ones, the jaegerists, and the Marley warriors appear.

"Where the hell are we?!", moat of the people asked.

"Listen here peons your soul purpose of being here is to entertain me.", I said with a little bit of force.

"How will we be entertaining you?", Levi asked coldly.

"Well peasant you will be reacting to ships.", I said with a grin.

"What the fuck are ships?", Jean asked abruptly.

"If you do something that abruptly I will smite you. Anyways ships are basically when you take two or more people and see if they are proper love interest. Also an OTP means an only true pair. We are actually going to do a pair today plebeians.", I said with a wave of hand a large TV that showed the first ship.

"What is erei/riren?", asked freckled Jesus.

"It's what you get when you combine an very emotional teen and a midget with high OCD. Basically a ship of if Eren and Levi loved each other.", I answered gracefully.

"I think I speak for most people here but my brother isn't gay plus the midget is fifteen years older than him.", said Zeke while he was adjusting his glasses.

"What would you rate it out of ten?", I asked him and addressing the others.

Zeke. 0/10

Jean. 3/10 "Makes my chances with Mikasa better.", said Jean.

[Keep dreaming bucko.]

Armin. 1/10 "I agree with Zeke but it is possible.", Armin said.

Historia/Mikasa/Annie. -999999/10 "No one will have but me..." , they all simultaneously.

Levi. 2/10 "For once I actually agree with Zeke on this one plus he is too filthy and obnoxiously loud.", Levi said plainly.

Eren. 4/10 "As Zeke said I am not gay but if I had too I could live with it. Plus he be low key scary.", he said.

"Well you heard here folks. Sorry riren fans I also don't like the ship...", I said while trailing off.

"Who are talking to?", asked Jean.

"Your mom now scram.", I said forcefully and with a smile.

Come back next time to EreAnnie.

Also some good authors to read is nightmarebeserker and yeetersauras rex but with that I will atop the chapter here.