Tori White And the Seven Dorks

Jade was dressed in a long black gown with a long black cape and a silver crown on her head.

She opened up her laptop and asked "Homepage, homepage, on the Slap, tell me who is the lead in the school play."

Sikowitz appeared on the screen and said "It has to rhyme."

"Can't you just tell me?"

"No, it has to rhyme."

"Fine, homepage, homepage, on the Slap, tell me who is the lead in the school play, ASAP. Now just tell me before I knock you out of your screen."

"All right already, Tori White is playing the lead in "The Fairest of them All."

"Tori White!"

"Yes, but you are playing her understudy."

"Understudy?"

"Yes."

"So if anything, tragic, happens to her before the play I get to play the lead?"

"I'm a little scared to answer this, but yes."

"Interesting."

"Now Queen, if I were you I wouldn't-"

Before Sikowitz could say anymore Jade closed her laptop. Jade went searching until she found Cat wearing a white buttoned shirt, a brown vest, a long brown hood, brown gloves, and brown boots.

"Huntsman!" Jade shouted.

"I'm a lady," Cat corrected.

"Fine, huntswoman, I have a job for you."

"What is it?"

Jade handed the huntswoman a battle axe.

"Take this axe, kill Tori White, and bring me her heart."

"I'm not sure if I can do that."

"Just go do it!"

"Don't yell at me."

"Then go kill Tori White!"

"Will you pay me?"

"No!"

Cat went in search of Tori White until she found a girl in a long yellow skirt with a blue top and a red ribbon on her head.

"Why hello there girl," greeted Tori.

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"I was only saying hello."

"Oh, well, hello, I'm Cat."

"I'm Tori White, pleased to meet you."

"Pleased to meet you too."

While Tori White was putting books into her locker Cat saw this as an opportunity. She held out her axe and prepared to swing, but before she could complete her task Tori White turned around and saw what she was up to.

"Cat, are you trying to kill me?"

"No, of course not."

"Cat, tell me the truth."

"Ok, the Queen wants the lead in the school play, so she's trying to kill you."

"Oh dear, that's not good."

"You should probably hide."

"Yeah, good idea."

Tori White went to find a place to hide. She kept searching until she found a room where all seven members of A.V. club were having a meeting. All seven of them had long white beards, big red noses, pointy ears, pointy shoes, and big pointy hats.

"Why hello there."

"Girl!" Robbie shouted.

"We never had a girl in the A.V. club before," said Sinjin.

"Oh no, I'm not joining, I'm just hiding from the Queen is all."

"If you join A.V. club we'll protect you from the Queen."

"Yeah, I'd rather take my chances with the Queen."

Tori White tried to leave, but Sinjin blocked the exit.

"We're not letting you leave," he said said.

"Ok fine, I guess I'm stuck here. What do I have to do?"

"Nothing much," said Robbie "Just dust all of our technical equipment."

"Who do you think I am the maid?"

"I'd love to see you in a maid outfit," said Sinjin.

"Please, leave me alone."

Meanwhile, Cat reported back to Jade.

She handed her a shoebox and said "Here's your heart."

"Give me that!"

Jade snatched the shoe box from Cat as she shrieked and ran away.

Jade opened up her laptop and again and asked "Homepage, homepage, on the Slap, now who is the lead in the play?"

Sikowitz appeared on the screen and said "You forgot to rhyme again."

"Just tell me!"

"Tori White is still the lead."

"Yeah, good luck having a dead girl as the lead."

"She's not dead, she's still alive. She's been hiding out with some dorks in A.V. club."

"I can't believe that huntswoman tricked me!" Jade opened up the shoe box "This is probably just a fake heart!"

"That's real actually," said Sikowitz.

"Whatever, I'm still keeping it."

Tori White was dusting the equipment when Robbie asked "Are you sure you don't want to come with us to set up the lightning?"

"I'm sure, I don't want to."

"Fine, you don't know what you're missing."

"I think I do."

As soon as the seven dorks left Tori heard a knock at the door. It was Jade, but she was disguised as an old hag, so Tori did not recognize her.

"Why hello there," the Jade greeted.

"Hello there ugly old woman," Tori White greeted.

"Would you like an apple?" she asked as she pulled out a shiny red apple.

"No thanks, I'm more into candy and fast food, sorry."

Tori slammed the door on Jade, but then she heard another knock. Now Jade was dressed in black pants, a red t-shirt, a red cap, and was wearing a black fake mustache and carrying a white pizza box.

"Why hello there," she said in a fake Italian accent.

"I don't remember ordering any pizza."

"Uh, it's free, here, take the pizza."

"Oh, I couldn't."

"Just take the stinking pizza!"

"Fine."

Tori White opened up the box and took a bite of a slice of pizza.

"This is delicious, it sort of tastes like-"

But before she could finish Tori suddenly fell to the floor.

"Yes, now I'll be the lead in the school play!"

Jade was laughing, but as she was laughing her mustache tickled her nose which caused her to sneeze.

"The fake mustache was a bad call."

When the dorks returned they had found Tori White lying on the ground.

"No!" Sinjin shouted "She was going to be my girlfriend!"

"No she wasn't," said Robbie "She was going to be my girlfriend!"

Robbie started to cry along with Sinjin as the two of them placed Tori gently on a table.

"She was out of all of our leagues," said Burf. "But I'll still miss having a girl in A.V. club.

Now all seven of the dorks were crying. Beck who was dressed in a red prince outfit, black boots, white gloves, and a long red cape heard their cries and came into the room. He found Tori White lying on the table and gave her a passionate kiss.

For some reason this kiss had woken Tori White up.

"Uh, what do you think you're doing?" she asked.

"I only kissed you to wake you up."

"Oh, ok, want to live happily ever after?"

"Sure."

Tori White took the prince by the arm and walked out with him.

"Hey, what about us?" asked Robbie.

"Sorry boys, I have a prince now."

"We can compete with that."

"No we can't," all the dorks said.

"Yeah, you're right," replied Robbie.

Meanwhile, Jade opened up her laptop again and asked "Homepage, homepage, on the Slap, please tell me I'm the lead in the play?"

Sikowitz appeared on the screen and said "Sorry, Tori White is still the lead."

"Dang it!"

"And she stole your ex-boyfriend and for poisoning her you are expelled from Hollywood Arts."

"Dang it!"

Jade punched the screen and left it cracked.

"I had to live in a computer, didn't I?"