Twibil: n. a battle-ax with two cutting edges
"But what will I do with it?" Klink asked General Burkhalter as he delivered a large crate unannounced.
"I don't care, but it does not fit in my office," he replied, and that was that.
"Probably stolen from a French museum," LeBeau muttered darkly when they saw it later, and while Hogan kind of liked it as decoration, he knew there was a chance LeBeau was right. There was only one thing to do about that.
The next day, the suit of armor's ax was found plunged deeply into a copy of Mein Kampf—an appropriate use for both indeed.