Okay, this is my first Crack!Fic. I thought of this idea because well it's funny as hell.

Enjoy~!

WARNING: Yaoi, Cussing

Poor Edward

Edward sighed as he opened the door to his dressing room. He'd just got done filming an episode of 'Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood'. He was tired as hell and needed a break. His director had been on his back all day about acting 'in the moment'. It was pissing Ed off big time.

Ed sat down at his computer desk and turned on his laptop. As his laptop was turning on he changed into a pair of jeans and a black T-shirt. Wearing that tank top all the time made him cold. You think the coat would help…

Edward sat back down and scanned through his Facebook page. He read many comments such as: 'Awesome job! I love teh show soooo much! Will u marry meh? LOL.'

God, why can't people fucking spell…? Was Edward's first thought. After going through his Facebook messages he went to his email, which usually took the longest to go through. He would normally receive 500 emails a day, most of it being fan-mail.

As Edward scrolled through his email he noticed a title that caught his eye. 'My FMA Story'. He opened up the email and this is what is read:

'Dear Edward,

I wrote a story based on your show on . Could you please read it? I'd be very pleased if you would.

Love,

-Some Random Name-'

He shrugged and clicked on the link to the story. It won't hurt anything…right?

He was wrong. Oh so wrong.

[**IF YOU DON'T LIKE YAOI SKIP THIS PART**]

Edward blushed deeply and backed up against the wall. Roy gave a smirk and pinned Ed's hands above him, keeping him in place.

"R-Roy…N-not here…" Ed stuttered, looking at the door of Roy's office. Roy just chuckled and kissed the blondes lips softly. "Just be quiet and no one will know…" Roy whispered into Edward's ear. Ed gave a soft nod.

Roy started to place kisses on the blonde's neck slowly and moved lower. He then stopped the kissed Ed's lips passionately. Edward kissed back and moved his tongue around Roy's lips, wanting entrance. Roy complied. Roy moved his hands down…

[End Yaoi Scene]

"W-what the hell did I just fucking read!" Edward exclaimed and jumped up from his chair. He backed away from the computer and sat down on the floor, rocking back and forth. There was knock at the door.

"Edward, are you okay in there?"

It was Winry.

"Come in here Win."

Winry opened the door to his dressing room and blinked in surprise seeing Edward on the floor.

"Uh, Edward are you okay?"

He started to chuckle, then it turned into a maniacal laugh. "Okay? OKAY? NO. I am anything but okay. Read what's on my computer…NOW."

Winry slowly walked over to Edward's laptop and sat down. She kept reading for a few moments then stopped suddenly.

Winry turned to look at Ed, her face red as a tomato. "T-this isn't true is it?"

Ed growled and got up from the ground. "OF COURSE NOT!"

Winry suddenly hit him with a wrench. Edward grabbed his head in pain. Where the fuck did she get that wrench…?

"It better not be!"

Winry stormed out of the room, a blush still on her pale face. Ed sighed and banged his head against the wall.

"This day sucks…"

[End]

Poor Edward! I'm sorry Yaoi fangirls (like me) can't help writing those sexy fanfictions…Hehe! Oh well, I hope Ed doesn't get a concussion. Please Review! Was it funny? Let me know!