Another day, another episode of Camp Auschwitz Lazlo jerked off to by Soos. Sadly though, something else would happen this day, and that something was named Butt Pirate Peridot. She wanted some butt and was willing to break the law to obtain butt.

"Hahaha! That butt will be mine!"

Peridot got on her computer and begin to illegally download a copy a butt copy of the butt of Soos. Soon she would have her own butt. One problem though. Soos had butt instincts.

"Hey, is someone illegally downloading my butt?" Soos got up and immediately noticed Peridot downloading his butt. "Ahhh! You broke into my house and downloaded my butt?!"

As soon as the sounds that people make to communicate left his mouth, police with large dildos walked in.

"Butt Pirating is illegal! I hope you enjoy vaginal invasion Prison!"

Peridot begins panicking as the Police dragged her away.

"Noooooo! I was saving myself for Lazlo!" Peridot cried out.

And the Peridot was taken to vaginal invasion prison. Peridot was also taken to prison.

And then she was vaginaly invaded by Batwoman.

And then a blind dog took a pee on Mabel's favorite shirt.

And then those two gay cops from Falling Gravity committed a hate crime against an Assian man.

And then Big Black Cock.

And then Soos got better protection for his Butt.

And then Grunkle Stan was still getting his ass pounded in Ass Pounding Prison.

And then I had another Math test.

And then Pearl's eating disorder prevented her from ever becoming a lesbian, as lesbians are fat.

And then a bomb went off at the Mystery Shack, killing no one, but being very loud and scary.

And then Superman accidentally used his X-Ray vision on a gay BDSM bar, traumatizing him for life.

And then Stanford the Stans cock grew two inches that day.

And then there was blood in my poop.

And then Diper got drunk off of a single light beer.

And then Courage the Dog that is a Coward is pink.

And then Wendy is a Red Head, so she was put into a breeding camp to save the Red Head race.

And then WW2, the porn parody was released to universal praise.

And then WW3 happened because Germany was pissed that they got Bill Cosby to play Hitler in the WW2 porn parody.

And then China started WW4 because they were pissed that they weren't in the WW2 porn parody.

And then Peter Griffin banged Stevens's mom and lied saying Greg was the father.

And then a cat went meow.

And then Hank Hill cut some grass while Bobby and Kahn smoked grass together.

And then Garnet was still just two lesbians put together, so she was still just one big faggot.

And then a woman was put to death for having big boobs.

And then an artist was put to death for drawing a girl with big boobs.

And then pee-pee in the butt.

And then Universe Steven fell into a pit full of hot milfs near you.

And then Lapis was supposedly arrested for going nude in public, but it was actually because she was Blue.

And then Earth was again destroyed by World War 69.