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Hello everyone! Who am I? I am newbie FanFic writer who is probably gonna be trash at writing what is supposed to be good FanFictions... Even so! That doesn't mean it wouldn't hurt to try... right? Anyways enjoy this little project that I have made myself complete, this is my first FanFic and maybe I'll make other works of other series!

Anywho and anyhow, enough of the pitiful who sucks at talking me and more importantly the FanFic!!!

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Gifting this party with advancements!

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My name is Satou Kazuma, I died at a young age in my world and was reincarnated into another world by a certain Goddess...

"Kazuma Kazuma."

"Yes my name is Kazuma."

"Its me, Megumin, how do you operate the sound system? I need intense background music when I cast my explosion magic- oh and don't worry about me, I'll get the drones to fly me back."

[Beep Beep Bop]

In that period of time I began small but became famously richer as an adventurer that accomplished what seemed impossible for me at the time...

"Kazuma Kazuma."

"Yes I'm Kazuma."

"Greetings, How do you um... operate this so called 'Toaster' I was reading an gourmet article on the weird cubical magic scroll things we found... Anyways it was said a 'toast' goes well with Tea."

[Swish Swoosh Ding]

In that world I met many people, including my troublesome female companions who joined my party...

"Kazuma Kazuma~"

"Kazuma desu."

"What happened to the WiFi? I was playing a gacha machine game I have on living room PC and then it said I lost connection..."

"Oh I restarted the WiFi since some of the appliances in the kitchen froze, it should reconnect soon."

"Okay~"

And now I'm back in a version of my world, locked inside of a mysterious futuristic house.

Earlier...

"Kazuma, what's this?"

Aqua showed me a white box with a red ribbon that tied it up.

"Let me see."

I got up from the couch and sluggishly walked over to Aqua.

"Why do you look so tired?"

"I was awake all night."

"Makes sense, NEETs like yourself and devils are awake in such a ungodly hour."

"Greetings everyone."

Right when I was about to smack down into Aqua, Darkness who carrying Megumin on her back entered the house through the front door.

"I see you're awake."

They just came back from Megumin's daily explosion routine.

Why didn't I go with Megumin today?

I asked Wiz to come with me to the Crimson Demon village to get some more game consoles, while of course hiding away from Madam. I don't want to get caught and be interrogated or questioned in certain questionable topics.

"I didn't wake up early, I was awake the entire night, also don't enter my room you don't wanna see what I have..."

"ah..." x3

Of course I wasn't gonna correct them, with how much they know me. They probably think it's something inappropriate; but I couldn't let them know I got more game consoles or else Aqua would accused me of being selfish and then snatch the games.

"A-anyways hang over the box..."

Aqua handed me the box before wiping her hands with her handkerchief.

I'll make sure to drink her special wine later...

While making a note at the back of my head, I hastily opened the box before the girls did anything unnecessary...

"?

I slowly picked up the mysterious item and presented it to the girls:

"Ooh" x3

It was a modern Pineapple-watch from Japan; it looked way to clean and futuristic when compared to the surroundings it was in. It had a touch screen on its base and two buttons on separate sides.

"Hey Kazuma, what is a smart-watch from Japan doing here?"

"I have no clue... Maybe there is a note?"

Darkness gently slid Megumin onto the couch and took the box from me.

"There doesn't seem to be a note of some sort..."

Darkness hung the box upside down and shook it a little after looking inside... then suddenly-

"Ah" x3

A decently sized folded note dropped down onto the floor next to Darkness' feet.

Turning red in embarrassment, Darkness picked up the note and started unfolding it.

"ahem..."

"..." x2

"Hey what's going on? Are you guys solving this case without me?!"

As Aqua and I stood there in suspense, Megumin started making complaints about her position on the couch.

"How to activate your new... 'pineapple-watch'... step one: press-"

"Steal!"

Before Darkness could say anything further I stole the piece of...

...paper?

"C-crap this is not what it looks like!"

"Y-you!"

"Scum-zuma strikes again?!"

"What did Trash-zuma do this time?!"

The trembling Darkness started taking large stomps past Aqua towards me, who was holding a magenta piece of lingerie.

"I-I just wanted to get the n-note real quick! And why were you wearing... t-this?!"

I lifted and swung the lingerie up to the point where Megumin could see it from the couch-

"D-Darkness? What's going on there?!"

"Me-Megumin don't look over here! And you! Stop swinging m-my... j-ju-just stop!"

"She was wearing something indecent during your trip is what!"

I answered the obvious question and casted the lingerie aside onto Aqua, who again wiped herself after handing the lingerie to Darkness.

"You should learn from the glorious and holy me! I'm not indecent like those around me- ow! Why did you hit me?!"

"Shush, anyways what's with the mature undies?"

"th-they are not un-undies!"

After shutting up Aqua I asked Darkness why she was wearing the soft cloth.

[insert Darkness' theme]

"B-because if there w-were monsters n-nearby... fufu..."

Darkness started giving off a flushed face...

"T-they would rip o-off my clo-clothes and... th-then... aahhh~"

While fantasizing Darkness fell to her knees and started trembling with flushed face...

"the foul b-beast would sti-stick out its b-big... ah~ A-and then... it would sm-smack me a-and b-bite..."

"Psst, hey Aqua, could you cast purification on Eroness?"

"I tried in the past, I think it's just her innate nature... I don't think there are mental hospitals either..."

While Aqua and I were glancing over to the now fantasizing Darkness, we took a few steps back while picking up the forgotten note and walked over to Megumin.

"ah... abandonment play too~"

As we abandoned the masochistic muscle-head I once again presented the watch and carefully checked for any traps.

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Aside from looking modern it doesn't seem to have any obvious traps... maybe I should register it as my own?

It would probably be useless since there is no internet, I also I don't see a charger so it might not even work.

The best choice would be to get rid of this before we get into any trouble again... I wanna rest some more and defeat the 'Ash Skeleton' in 'CubeCraft'...

"Can I try it on?"

"Nope-"

"Why not?! You always get the good stuff!"

The pouting Aqua started complaining and attempted take the watch.

"Ow... I bet you're hoarding something good in your room! My unclouded senses is sensing something of value! Maybe I should- Where are you going?!"

Why did the useless goddess have to be on point of all times?

I quickly shoved the watch down my pocket and dashed upstairs to lock my room...

It's not that I'm guilty...

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I am definitely not guilty...

[click]

After locking up the vault I went back downstairs to check how the situation progressed-

"Oh it says the time!"

"Not only that, check this out!"

"Wow! It just played music..."

Darkness and Megumin was crowding Aqua, who was wearing the smart-watch and showing off it's functions-

"What are you- give it back!"

"Nope~ here Darkness you try"

"a-ah?!"

As I tried taking off the watch off of Aqua, she swiftly tossed it to a surprised Darkness who seemed to have gotten up.

"H-hey stop! We don't know what could happen!"

"Stop being over dramatic you NEET, nothing happened so far..."

I started to cool down and looked at Darkness who was fidgeting with the smart-watch.

"...h-huh? A-ah!"

Darkness, who was intellectually bad at devices, was surprised at everything, it was relatively cute until...

"Ah~"

... she found the vibration setting...

"G-give that to me!"

Megumin, who was slouching on the couch, with full of effort sat up and snatched the watch from Darkness and started reading the note.

"The note is an instruction Manual right?"

"Ah yeah, how did you know?"

"Well for started you gotta set up the device to use most of its functions..."

Before Megumin started touching the watch, I snatched the watch and note from her.

"A-Ah..."

"Don't worry you'll get it back, just let me set it up."

I read the instructions and then set up the watch on my own...

"First you gotta this... then that... also there is a function like this: 'Hey Sakura'.

"What can I do for you?'

The watch's voice app, 'Sakura', spoke back in this world's language, maybe there are other languages installed...

"W-wha... Kazuma a girl is stuck in that magic item!"

"G-give it to me... I'll break her free! I know my way around magic items-"

"Don't."

Both Darkness and Megumin looked at me dumbfounded and kept back at one another.

"Kazuma these guys don't understand this futuristic artwork, let me show them."

I handed Aqua the watch and looked for the other two's reaction."

"What do you mean? There is no way a girl is not stuck in there!"

"Y-yeah! As much as it sounds nice being used and abandoned... it is my duty as a Crusader to free and keep women chastity safe!"

Everyone looked at Darkness in surprise and waited...

"E-even if I get sucked in and be trapped there... alone..."

...for her masochism.

After Aqua registered her voice she tested out the voice app.

"'Hey Sakura, check WiFi connection'"

"There is currently none"

"Makes sense..." x2

Aqua and I both gave our obvious rebuttal to what Sakura said after Aqua asked.

"Here, you guys register your voice too..."

Aqua left the watch into the girl's care until they registered their voices.

"Now that that's been settled-"

"Nope."

I instantaneously snatched the watch away from the fidgeting and curious Aqua.

"Whenever something unexpected happens, you troublesome bunch does something that drags us into trouble! And so I'll keep this locked up-"

"Nope."

Megumin snatched the watch and went into fetal position on the couch.

"...!"

"Kazuma Kazuma, Megumin is hogging the watch!"

"Hey!"

I started moving my hand towards the curled up Megumin.

"... what's this lolicon doing-"

"Sh-shut up! Just help me get the watch before she does something stupid!"

"Like what? It's not like it would teleport us to Japan or the like."

"Stop raising flags you stupid fallen goddess!"

"I'm not a fallen goddess! Take that back- ouch!"

While Aqua and I started bickering, Megumin said something really alarming-

"Whoops..."

I immediately looked through a small hole through Megumin's arms and saw a alarming sentence on the screen: [initializing teleport]

"You idiot-"

The next thing i know im in a different house, one that is similar to a modern house, with an Angel and Devil in front of us.

A/N

Aaaannnddd that is all for now! This series will take some time for uploads so no i wont die all of the time... anywho the story takes place after the actual ending of the light novel but there won't be a lot of references since those who only watched the anime might be reading.

Maybe I'll have another project of after the light novel? Who knows~? Anyhow this is the end of the first chapter or er... prologue? not sure, ill just call it as what the section name is LOL. The length will vary on the scenario but I'll try ro upload and lengthen for your entertainment, just do me a favor and don't pourbtoo much salt in my wounds...