Yo how's it going people it's a me Amvmaster the dick head whos obosessed with Self Inserting Into RWBY… yeah I have a problem.
Ignoring that kind of shit hope you guys don't flambe my ass for being inconsistant with fics but I'm fucking trying people!
Chapter 1 Forced settings.
Bermuda, convention hall.
Sitting at a table a person wearing a cheap looking suit that looked a bit short for his tall stature stared blankly at his phone's screen his thumb unconsciously swiping through random videos that people referred to call tik toks, basically the new vine but more well full of more random shit than what Vine had.
"Hey how's it going man!" the man heard his eyes tilted up to blankly stared up to fancily dressed handsome man with a charismatic smile that could probably cause women or men to faint.
"Uh you, what do you want?" The cheap suited man questioned not feeling too delighted to be talking to a long time annoyance of his.
"Come on, don't be like that were here in one of the biggest conventions of the year how about you get up and talk to your fellow-"
"We're not fellows and this is pretty much a dick measuring contest to see who's got the more outrageous settings, which reminds how're your settings going?" The cheap suited man questioned deciding to immediately change the topic.
"Oh they're doing fine, but still come on you can't just sit around and watch tick tock's all day." The handsome man said watching how the cheap suited man just stared at him blankly before going back to his phone without a care in the world.
"Oh come on, how about you tell me about your settings."
"How about you fuck off, and to answer your question I haven't done any settings so clearly there is no point in goading me into conversing with you." The cheap suited man said deciding to switch out from the tick tock app into a random puzzle game he had.
"No settings? The hell are you doing you should at least have 3 settings by now." The handsome man exclaimed sounding shocked to hear this.
"Things happened not getting into it, now are we done here?" The cheap suited man said not caring if the handsome man gave him a deep frown.
"Nope we are not done, you need to do something look how about I help you create a setting." The handsome man exclaimed reaching into his suit's jacket to pull out a pen and notepad.
"Oh no do-"
"Ok setting Hmmmm how about RWBY? interesting things happen there."
"Please no-"
"Before canon is more interesting than just regular canon, sooo pre-canon but from where?"
"How about you put down the-'
"Oh put down ~hmmm oh I know maybe before Summer Rose gets into an accident, but then we'd have to make it an AU and change the timeline a bit but that's not a terrible problem."
"And you're not listening to me, great." The cheap suited man groaned, deciding to just sit back and not try to stop the handsome man's attempts to create a random setting out of nowhere.
"Annnnd done here take it and get on to picking out a candidate." The handsome man said suddenly shoving the piece of paper of the setting into the cheap suited man's front pocket, roughly pushing him about.
"Argh what the hell is wrong with you?" The cheap suited man said pushing the handsome away knowing fully well he wasn't going to even take notice of the paper in his pocket let alone pick a random person at will.
"Come on dude just do it for me please, you won't regret it." The handsome man said not noticing how the cheap suited man was feeling more regret for not punching the others lights out yet.
"Grr fine I'll choose a random damn person." The cheap suited man said his hand snapping as a random wheel appeared right next to him.
"Thatta boy now your being a random omnipotent being." The handsome exclaimed watching how the cheap suited man spun the wheel.
"Just shut the fuck up already." The cheap suited man complained snapping his finger again as the wheep immediately stopped, the arrow pointing to a random person's name.
"I fucking hate being a damn ROB."
"Uuuuuuuh what the hell is going on?" I suddenly asked my mind going blank as to what I was doing before I found myself staring into a black void.
"Allot of things, but don't worry about it too much." I heard a bored tone of voice exclaim as a man wearing a cheap suit suddenly appear. "Ok before you freak the fuck out like everyone else who was in your situation let me tell you yes I am a ROB, yes I'm about to send you into a world just my own amusment and yadda yadda yadda you've read enough SI fanfiction to know where this is going."
"...Um ok then." I said feeling somewhat refreshed, usually the ROB are more cunts to SI's.
"Oh please I'm terrible but I'm not a fucking sadist like the TB ROB, but don't mean I'm going to take it easy so listen up you are about to be dropped into the world of my choosing, don't worry you'll know which one it is, no you won't have OP powers cause that's just dumb, no you will not be a pussy magnet so don't expect to just immediately sleep with random girls… or guys, either or don't care."
The cheap suited ROB slowly started pacing as he read a small piece of paper in his hand.
"The world you will be going to has changed, so expect some AU things but that's just for certain benefits considering even us ROB's don't exactly know everything that goes in the world despite having the word omnipotent in our name, yeah don't ask even ROB's are self conscious of this fact."
"Uuuuuh ok um… this is a lot of information." I said finding my mind slowly grow dizzy from the amount of information being shoved into my face not even giving me a minute to comprehend what I was being told.
"Meh don't worry about, now benefits… uh hmm screw it you have your aura unlocked, no immediate semblance you'll need to find that shit on your own and hmmm fuck it you now know kung fu." Suddenly I felt my entire head was punched with a large amount of knowledge that left me immediately dizzy.
"Ow what the fuck hit me?" I questioned absolutely confused and I felt like I was about to fall backwards.
"Truck kun and his merry band of freight trains, don't think about it too much, just do whatever the hell you want I don't care I've done my thing now live your unfortunate life." with that the last thing I heard was a snap and I felt my consciousness immediately drop.
"Uuuuuuuugh my head." I groaned out my hands quickly moving up to grasp my head as to soothe the unfortunate headache that was forming in my mind.
Images of stances, fighting and other weird things started to pop up and disappear as if I was manually deleting everything instead of ctrl-alt-delete everything.
Slowly the headache disappeared and was immediately replaced with a new sense of confusion, what just happened? Did I just meet a ROB?
"Fucking hell this is some BS." I breathed out annoyed with the way everyone just felt off, opening my eyes I quickly closed them as I was blinded by the sun, great why does it look like everything was moving against me?
Slowly I pushed myself up onto my feet, my balance feeling a tad off as I felt somewhat refreshed almost like I slept for more than 12 hours.
Looking down at myself I saw that I wore my usual attire was changed up, usually I wear shorts and a shirt but right now I wore something less casual.
I appeared to wear a blank white cotton shirt, my hands covered in lightly armoured fingerless gloves, the material being a plain black while the light armoured plating was painted a dull white, My pants were a pair of brown loose fitting sweatpants and my shoes were just black runners.
I look more like I was ready to do martial arts than simply walking around.
Speaking of walking around where the hell am I?
The only thing I could I say to describe this place was grass, bushes, trees I'm in a forest for fucks sake how hard is that to understand?
"I need to find a settlement or a village, the ROB must have been nice enough to put me somewhere near one." I spoke to myself moving along in a random direction.
Looking up through the trees my eyes looked through the brush to see black clouds?
"It's too bright out to have… oh son of a-" before finishing that sentence I immediately started to sprint through the forest. Are you fucking kidding me he sent me to a place that was being set on fire!?
Vaulting over a toppled over of tree log I saw where the forest stopped, skidding to a stop I immediately noticed how my breathing wasn't raggered or how I didn't feel tired from the sudden exercise.
Moving away from those weird things my eyes pinpointed where the black clouds were coming from and god do I hate being right.
From about five hundred metres away stood a town or settlement, what's left of it with the way everyone was covered in fire and flames, narrowing my eyes I watched as large creatures moved about the place, creatures I could only identify as grimm?
"Oh shiz." Was all I could say, my eyes moving around the town until I saw dots of people being chased by a beowolf.
"Oh this is just fucking terrible, absolutely fucking terrible!" I yelled out my hands pulling on what little hair I had on my head, guess this was a bad time to get a haircut.
"Uh fuck what do I do what do I-hold on didn't the ROB say something about unlocked aura and Kung fu… do I know kungfu?" I suddenly asked looking down at my hands wondering if this was true or not.
I mean Yay I have aura, but how the fuck do I use that and how do I do kung fu?
"GAH WHAT IN THE HELL AM I DOING!?" I suddenly roared feeling frustrated with how my mind pushed new thoughts in while pushing out more important thoughts like getting those people out there.
"Fucking screw it I'll figure it out when I'm there!" I suddenly yelled sprinting off, eyes glaring at the scorched land.
"Ok Summer this was a bad idea." A female voice whispered out her eyes worryingly darting around before catching a charging beowolf, he hands holding the pole of scythe she gracefully swung upwards slicing the dark beast through the middle and turning into ash.
Moving on the female continued to kill the beowolves that were obviously targeting her mostly over the residents of the small settlement that was burning down to the ground.
"Why did I think I could defend an entire village again?" The female ask her twisting her white cloaked body around to dodge an ursa's swipe and use the momentum to cut it's head clean off.
"Oh yeah, fucking Qrow and his damn smug face." The female remembered as the image of a smug teasing look man popped into her head, the type of face that annoyed her greatly despite it coming from one of her dearest of friends.
Growing annoyed the female swung her scythe in a wild fashion slicing the nearby beowolf's limbs right off before ending it with a quick stab through the lower jaw.
"Tsh ok Summer calm down I need to make sure the people of the town are safe before taking on the rest of the grimm, oh why did I have to come here on my own." Summer pouted to herself feeling stupid that she was confident enough to handle the defending of the town by herself, a fresh graduate of beacon who knew better than to go into something without some kind of back up.
"AAAAAAAAHHHH!"
Ignoring her self deprecation Summer spring into action her feet moving at a high speed as she came to see a small family of three were about to be mauled by an ursa, narrowing her eyes a glyph carved into the flat side of her scythe's blade began to glow a dark red before she started dragging the tip along the cobblestone ground causing the stones that blade touch started to bright red before exploding.
Using the explosions shock waves Summer barreled towards the ursa before swinging her scythe and slicing the top half of the ursa right off.
Skidding to a stop Summer quickly moved to check on the family, her eyes moving to assess their injuries identifying if they needed assisstence in moving away to a safer location.
Seeing how the family was more than fine Summer sighed in relief before turning her head back to the roars of grimm.
"Get out of here there should be bullheads on their way to pick you up." Summer instructed pointing in the direction where the bullheads would be landing.
Not to be told twice the family moved allowing Summer to focus on what was in front of her another inferno of a home that beowolves casually started walking out of with no real problems.
"I hope someone is coming to back me up, cause I don't think I can really hold off all the grimm here." Summer said to herself as her hand gripping her scythe's pole grew tighter.
"Son of a fucking sea biscuit!" I yelled dodging a beowolf's large claws before throwing a weirdly strong punch to the grimm's chest, sending it skidding backwards, not really killing it but sure as hell was stopping it from kill others.
Sprinting forwards I leaped up into the air, my feet held out as I slammed my feet into the beowolfs chest, drop kicking the monster away while I landed in a crouch.
Ok so not kung fu to be exact but I know I can fight, thats ok that is perfectly fine.
Getting up, I watched how the beowolf openly growled at me, it's body slowly moving to walk on four limbs obviously looking to pounce on me, moving forwards I felt my body quickly move, leaning forwards holding my hands on the ground I flipped forwards my left leg hitting the ground before my right leg followed, the heel of my foot slamming into what I guess was the beowolfs head.
Stepping back I looked down to see the beowolf slowly turn into ashes.
"Ok can't exactly axe kick every beowolf I see, but I guess it's good to know that I can at least kill one." I breathed out thankful that I could actually kill a beowolf let alone do it with my own hands and feet.
Looking around though through the inferno of the town, my eyes narrowing through the smoke as I eyed a burned down store. Moving towards it I quickly zoomed into a portion of the wreckage that looked like a plaque with an anvil on it.
"This must have been the towns blacksmith." I mumbled out looking through the wreckage, skimming along the base wreckage until I saw an odd shape of a gun stock. Moving through the wreckage I slowly reach out my hand just barely grasping the gun stock I pulled out the weapon to find the gun stock was attached to nothing.
"Oh for fucks sake," I moaned out throwing the stock away, "Damn it I can't exactly defend people with nothing but my hands." I exclaimed Looking back down at the Wreckage my eyes immediately moved around until I saw a particular glint of metal under some rubble.
Moving the rubble aside my eyes widened when I found a long curved blade, pushing more of the rubble away I slowly started to free the weapon to show a sword, a very weird sword.
For one it looked like a Katana but it was off, for one the blade was longer and straighter than an average katana pulling more rubble out the way I saw the hilt and frown when I didn't find any kind of wrapping that most katana's had, instead it had a mahogany wood finish and didn't exactly have allot to grip onto.
About to pick up the sword I froze when my ears picked up on the growls of beowolves heading towards me.
"Shit!" I bit out turning around and dive rolled out of the way of a mid way pouncing beowolf, looking up I was quick to roll again dodging a downward strike from another beowolf that followed the pouncing beast.
Moving backwards with another roll I quickly counted up the beowolves that surrounded me, my mind going from three beowolves to six, which was not a good sign.
Looking back at the blacksmith where I left that sword I found the previous beowolf that tried to pounce on me slowly turned into ashes revealing the long silver glinted blade.
"Well guess this is time to test if these martial arts skills are BS or not." I whispered, my hands quickly moving to pull my gloves a little bit.
"Ok fucktards come get some!" I yelled out sprinting forward my body moving faster than ever before I ducked under claw swing, my hands moving up and latching onto the clawed arm as I used the beowolves size to flip it over my shoulder and slam it's body backfirst into some rubble, a large broken part of log stabbing up through the back and come out from the other side.
As the monster turned to ash I quickly moved back towards the blacksmith eyes narrowed into one goal I had in my mind that sword, just as I was about to enter I suddenly felt something slam into myself side causing me to go complete off course as I felt my body slam right through what felt like was wood, I mean my mind went blank until my vision came back to seeing jaws coming down on me.
"Shit!" I yelped tilting my head just barely dodging the bewolfs powerful canine jaws, moving my hands around I grabbed the first thing I could before shoving it in the beowolfs mouth just as it moved its head back to go for another attack, my eyes barely registered what happened but i heard the distinct sound of something immediately stabbing through flesh and causing the monster on top of me to suddenly go limp.
As the beast's body turned to ash I finally found the thing that I grabbed turned out to be a knife, an average knife you could get from a random hunting shop.
Shaking my head I slowly pushed myself out the rubble, my body feeling kind of sore but it was more from the awkward way I was slammed to the ground more than the impact I took from the large monster.
Quickly deducing that must have been my aura my eyes quickly went back to the street as the beowolves that hung back still didn't move as if it was waiting for me.
Quickly using this pause in time I threw myself out towards the broken portion of the black smith, my ears picking up the sounds of moving beowolves ignoring the usual worrisome problem my eyes continued to zoom into my objective.
Vaulting over the large rubble that kept the sword in place I was quick to turn around mid landing to throw the knife I had picked up at the closer moving beowolves, the little thing quickly embedded itself in it's shoulder, making it stumble slightly from it's prideful sprint.
Using that small sliver of a chance my hands quickly moved to the long sword's hilt and pulled out the surprisingly lite sword out, not bothering to really marvel at the sword I was quick to go to the testing side of the weapon.
Jumping over the rubble I quickly found myself swinging the sword with one hand in a downwards diagonal fashion that went from the lead beowolfs right shoulder to it's left hip with absolute ease.
Dashing through the opened path of the bisected grimm I quickly moved to my next targets both on my right and left, dropping down to a slide I spun myself around swinging the blade horizontally with both hands slicing through the two beowolves mid-section with equal if not more ease than before when I used one hand.
Standing back up and turning around I couldn't help but slightly smile as I now had a somewhat equal playing field.
"Alright you fucking furballs," I breathed out in a tired fashion turning around to look at the still standing grimm before one handedly swinging the sword I held upwards and then slowly pointed at what I assumed was the pack leader.
"Let's play fetch."
Chapter 1 end
So I'm in the past! Yeah this should be interesting I've got some plans in the making plans that I hopefully can get to and if not I'm going to be annoyed with myself for not getting that far.
Other than that the weapon that my SI has picked up is called the Mian Dao, a single edge Chinese longsword its cool and it's somewhat resembles a Katana but longer and thicker.
Ok Summer's personality in the show has been left very wide open soooooo I'm going to be making a lot of guesswork with her personality and with the way she fights and before anyone says anything it is confirmed in the DC RWBY Comic Summer Rose does use a Scythe as a weapon but how she uses it is well up in the air as well as what kind of scythe she uses.
Also thanks to the DC RWBY Comic Glif's are an actual thing as well as potions, why the Anime doesn't capitalize on this is an absolute mystery to me.
Ok that's it hope you all enjoyed I'll try and get the next chapter done as soon as my time allows.