Joey Rooney Adventured in Time

by Guccimonium

Joey Rooney always lives in his brother's shadow. After a tragic incident involving a old-fashioned embarrassment, Joey's mind shatters, and does something he regrets. To undo his mistake, he must use his new invention, the Joey Shoes, to travel back and time and fix the events that ruined his life. Can he save Parker? Or will the world end in ruin?

1. Chapter One

Chapter one: introduction

A/N: Thank you for reading about joey's story. This will be a story about joey traveling in time. But not yet. I worked really hard on this plz comment.

Hi I'm Joey Rooney and I'm 14 years old and I live at I go to Ridgewood HIgh School with my older twin sisters Liv and Maddie. I also have a little brother parker i pretend doesn't exist because he is mean to me for literally no reason. I hate parker the most because of this. but we are also friends so you can call it a love hate relationship.

Today I wake up in bed in my cat pajamas. They have cats on them. I yawned and stretched out my arms over my head. I looked out the window and it was a beautiful sunny day outside. Today was gonna be awesome! I can feel it already.

I get down from my bunk bed and see Parker is still asleep. I smirk. His tan skin (was he always so tan? I don't remember) and his brown eyes were closed. He almost looked peaceful for once. But i knew inside that noodle was a conniving brain.

Today i get dressed in my room. I put on a cat shirt. I put on jeans. I realize i forgot underwear. I take off my jeans and put on underwear. I walk out of the room to go to the bathroom so I can take a shower. I realize I forgot to put on jeans. I go back in and put on jeans. I go to the bathroom.

I look into the mirror as i put on deodorant on my stinky pits. I see a handsome jock. Ebony eyes, chiseled jaw, strapping figure, ginger hair-Wait, ginger hair? I realized I was actually looking at a poster of Artie. Parker must have put it on the mirror to spite me. That halfwit ding dong was the bane of my existence.

I take my clothes off to get in the shower. I look at my arms. They are looking pretty big today actually. I get in the shower. I lather up body wash and rub it on my smooth silky body. The water dripped down from my hair to my feet and even to my-Oh wow, I shouldn't even say. My chest was so wet, covered in water. The steam covered my naughties. Tee hee. Oh no iforgot to take my glasses off.

When I finally went down to the living room (I wasn't wearing a shirt but i had a towel wrapped around my waist) I realized nobody was home. My parents left for school without me. Maybe it was just an accident I thought. This was the perfect time to debut my new invention: The Joey shoes..

I put on the shoes. I smirk. The perfect fit. I put on my helmet and strap it in place (it pays to be safe). I get into a running position like sonic the hedgehog. Gotta go fast, i think, putting sweatbands on my arms. I imagined the song Eye of the Tiger was playing like in a movie.

Dun dun dun dun

Dun dun dun

Dun dun dunnnnnn

I know girls like guys with cool shoes too. But my ankles are too weak to buy puma shoes. The girl i have my eye on right now is alex again. I remember parker destroyed my magic sexy suit, ruining my chances with her. I get mad again. I bet it was Parker's fault my parents forgot me again. Parker. I grit my teeth.

It's the eye of the tiger, its the thrill of the fight

I rocket myself off to school. Oh yeah baby you know it HURTS to be this cool.

Rising up to the challenge of our rival

I finally get off my cool joey shoes. They make me run like the flash. Oh no. I forgot to bring another pair. Oh well i am wearing my cool KITTY socks anyway. I open my locker and put my Joey shoes in.

"Well, well, well…" I heard a voice say. I turn around as fast as possible because I thought it might have been a mean bully ready to stuff me in my locker at a moment's notice.

And there he was my arch nemesis...Artie! He has all three of his minions with him the black one the asian one and the one with glasses. He is so ginger i have to hold back all of my barf.

'Well good morning Artie" i say with a smirk. "or should i say goodNIGHT because youre NIGHT very cool." I smirk again.

Artie tries to think of something to retort back.

"Haha okay FARTIE" i said back. "Name burn!" I yell and high five Parker.

Alot of people stared at us. i usually dont get attention like this.

Artie started to smirk. "Well, unlike you POOEY" he says, whiling high fiving his minions. "Unlike you, i just hit it of fwith a girl."

"PUH-leez artie there is no way YOU could ever get with A WOMAN," i explained, owning him epically.

Artie made a fist with his hand, like he was trying hard not to beat me up. "Well-Well-" his face was as red as his ginger hair. He looked like a tomato. He was somehow redder than his hair. "Well at least I'm cool!" he elaborated.

Suddenly Dum Trucck comes out of a garbage can that he is been living in. "No way Artie, youse a nerd." He does an italian hand gesture.

I suddenlyfeel the urge to high five dump truck, but I know he doesn't respect me that much. He would probably flip me over like my dad does with a a burger on a grill.

Dump truck high fives parker instead. I feel a surge of jealousy.

"Let's flip this dudes like a pancake," says dump truck talking about Artie in his mob boss accent. Parker decides to join. I should be grateful that he is coming to my defense but it was embarrassing that my 10 year old brother was defending me.

"Whoa parker you know I hate Artie but he's like, the ying to my yang man, what the heck?" I extorted.

Parker said nothing but looked at me with those empty eyes. Yay eye contact!

I realize I forgot to put my clothes back on after my shower. Whatever. The ladies are in luck today.

When i was in German class that day nothing happened. Nothing happened the rest of the day either.

At the end of the school day Liv drove me and Maddie home. I don't remember what Parker was doing. Something i wonder is why Parker is asian but my mom and dad aren't. one time i asked and mom got really really mad at me and i don't know why dad looked confused the whole time. I'm confused too.

My parents are sad alot. We dont do alot of things together as a family anymore. Nothing was the same after my cousin Ruby died. She had terminal acoustic brain cancer. She died instantly.

I go home and go to the bathroom right away. (I ate a lot of burritos at lunch) I look in the mirror (I double checked that nobody hung up a poster of Artie this time). My eyes are really brown today. Good. I do a bodybuilding pose in the mirror, flexing my biceps. I still look like a twink but like a sort of hot one. Ok.