Today was finally the day. All across the nation millenials and memesters everywhere gathered around the sandy base of area 51. The government was not prepared for the thousadns of people who showed up. "They can't stop all of us!" yelled some rando in the mob as we began the charge. We mowed down the barbed wire fence, and began charging for the secret door to the facility. It was a secret, so it was kinda hard to find, until a swat officer popped out of the door with an uzi. "I can in fact stop all of you" the swat officer yelled, but he was wrong.
Sure tresspassing on government property is wrong. But you know what else is wrong? Our current political systems. Also the secretes big G is hiding from us. That's why I and hundreds of my buddies in memery were rading the facility today.
The guy to my left got gunned down by the uzi man, but I was able to slip past him with my ninja slide. I flicked my hair back in a dramatic fashion as I introduced myself to nobody in particular.
Hi, I'm Chris Thorndyke. I'm 12 and I watch iCarly. I also love adventure and pwning govenrment libtards, that's why I'm here.
I dashed into the secret research lab and spun around some lanky people weilding clipboards. They did not even seem to notice me, probably because they weree too busy writing stuff down. On the clipboards. I dipped and dodged through the building unitl I saw the room where they kept the aliens. I knew it was the room where they kept the aliens because it had a sign saying 'this is the room where we keep the aliens' hanging above it. I knocked open the door and vaulted inside.
I kept my eyes peeled for signs of danger. I was on guard in case another government uzi man tried to gun me down. Insetad something blue and spikey looked up at me. It was like a blue mouse but speedier and with quills. I think it might have been a cat becasuse it told me "uhhh... Meow?" quizzically, like it was trying to make me think it was a cat. Well I knew better, that wasn't a cat. It was a hedgehog!
"Woah a real hedgehog!? I've never seen one of you before, you're like an endagnered species" I said. It told me back "Name's Sonic, we gotta get outta here! I'll tell ya more later, kid" and then started running for the door. It was too fast for me to catch up with, he spread lightning through the room before I could even look at where he went. But the hogman was right, I needed to get out of here before I too got gunned down.
"Where do you think you're going, chrisS?" said a fat balding gross man. "How did you know my name" said I to the fat man. "and who are you?"
"Muwhewhaahahaha" said the gross egg looking man "I am professor ivovan robot nick, but you can call me the egg man. Because I will crack you like an egg. Now you will perish". The egg man had aimed a laser pistol (high tech area 51 tech) at me, but before he could pull a trigger he staggered back. It was sonic, he came back to rescue me!
"I came back to rescue you" said sonic, confirming his intentions to me. "Now let's move little buddy"! I knew that sonic and I had a special bond.
Sonic picked me up, and as we accellerated to light speed my vision went dark due to the physics of traveling at such high velocities. Before I knew it I was at my home in my bed. And there in the corner of the room was Sonic, looking at me and taping his foot impatiently like he does.