Chapter 1 - No
Red was choosing a Pokeyman because the old Oak guy told him to. He decided to choose Charmander because he's a fricking idiot and left the building.
"Are you ready to go on a journey?" Oak asked.
"Wait, wat." Red replied.
"You're going on a journey to become the very best like no one ever was!" Oak said.
"This wasn't in the contract." Red said.
"Actually, it was, right here." He said pulling a contract out of...somewhere and pointing to the bottom paragraph.
"Ok I guess I am going on a journey lol."
"First, take this Pokédex so you can catch a million Pokeymansssssss!!!!!!!" Oak seemed to have lost his last shred of sanity so Red took the liberty of leaving.
UNNECESSARY LONG TIME SKIPS LATER...
Red was sitting on a log with his Charmander and was eating toast for some reason EVEN THOUGH THE WILDERNESS DOES NOT GIVE YOU TOASTERS HAHAHAHA (kill me). Suddenly, the toast flew out of his hand and spoke.
"I am the Toast Genie, I give you three wishes." The toast said to him.
"I wish to have my toast back." Red said to it. The toast teleported to him and he ate it.
"HEY THERE TOMATO MAN." Said a stranger. Red looked at him and saw it was his rival, Wrinklebutt. "ITS TIME FOR ME TO GET REVENGE ON YOU FOR GIVING ME SUCH A TERRIBLE NAME." Wrinklebutt screamed as he pulled out a bazooka and fired a Pokeball from it. Squirtle came out of the ball and prepared to battle.
"Charmander, use AK47!" Red ordered. Charmander pulled out an AK47 and shot Squirtle until he fainted.
"CURSE YOOOOU!" Bellowed Wrinklebutt as he flew into the air like Superman and rocketed away.
"What a strange person." Red said concerned for Wrinklebutt's mental health.