When Ranma and Akane got to school there was no Kuno much to their relief and worry because unless Kuno was hospitalized by Ranma, Akane or his sister, it often lead to a surprise attack. So, this left Ranma on guard all day.

However, he never showed up all day. Neither did Kodachi, Shampoo, Happosai or any of his rivals add to that Miss Hinako was out sick just increased Ranma's nerviness as it meant something was going to happen. Shortly after the school bell rang signalling the end of the day, Ranma, his fiancees and their friends left the school having finished their clean up duties although Ranma was still upset with Daisuke had knocked a bucket of water onto him while he was checking under the desks for gum

"Again, I didn't do that on purpose, Ranma" Daisuke said as the exited the building

"Yeah yeah" she waved it off "but you need to thank your girlfriend for convincing me it was just an accident, Daisuke. Otherwise," a wet Ranma said leaving the implied threat hanging in the as the group left the building

"Honestly Ranma I would never purposely activate your curse, like others would" Akane and Ukyo galred at his back as they knew it was a shot at them

"Oh Really?" she replied skeptically while Hiroshi rolled his eyes "So it wasn't you, yesterday that I caught reaching over to turn my shower from hot to cold so that every guy in the locker room could get a good look at my body?"

"Umm ok yeah, but that was one time" he replied before cringing after seeing the glare he was getting from Ranma

"What about just after the kendo/cheerleading competitions "fine it was twice, but I swear that yesterday was because of a dare" Hiroshi, Gibbs* slapped him causing Ranma to arch an eyebrow before she and Sayuri glared at Hiroshi "but that first time after your Father revealed it to everyone, I didn't believe so I wanted to see if it actually happened" Sayuri and Yuka rolled their eyes while Akane muttered "Pervert"

"You could have just asked or paid Nabiki for the info" Ranma said before notcing who was at the gate and muttered "damn"

"Greetings my fierce tigress and pigtail goddess" Ranma and Akane rolled their eyes

"-sigh- What do you want Kuno" Ranma and Akane's chorused

"To unite you two against the foul sorcerer"

"And how are you going to do that?"

"With this", he handed each of them a box containing an earring "once you each put that on it will unite you body and mind"

"There's No way we're putting those on"

"I agree with Akane, No way Kuno"

"Please my loves, we can defeat the foul" Kuno grabbed his head and held it for a moment as he actually used his brain for once "Ok, I'll make you a deal, if you put them on and If they work you go on a date with me but if thou shan't work then I shan't bother you for three months"

Ranma and Akane looked at each other than excused themselves walking behind a nearby tree and talked it over for a few minutes before returning

"We'll put them on only if you accept the two conditions, we each have, Kuno"

"What pray tell is that, my ladies"

"My first condition is, we get in writing your promise to leave us alone and to complete my second condition"

"What tis thine other condition?"

"You will get a FULL medical exam from both a doctor & a p-sychiatrist* (she purposely mispronounced it and got a giggle from her friends) of my choice whether or not they work"

"Verily well, Sasuke" the ninja appeared "tis this to thy satisfaction?" Nabiki took the paper and read it after a moment Akane asked "Nabiki?" only for her to say "sign it, Kuno-baby" he did

"What have we got to lose?" Akane asked, Ranma looked at the earring then at Akane

"Famous last words" Ranma mumbled as Akane put it on then Ranma-chan turned to Kuno "You have met Akane's conditions now here are mine"

"My first condition is similar to Akane's. I want you to swear on your clans' honor and to swear on your honor of being a Samurai that If we put these on, no matter what happens you will and let me emphasize that, YOU WILL leave us and Ranma alone for three months and the second is that should you break your promise you will never address us or Ranma again"

"Very thy well, I Tatewaki Kuno the Blue Thunder of Furinken High doth swear to leave you my pigtailed goddess, Akane my fierce tigress and the foul sorcerer Saotome alone for three months no matter what's happens and I fail to do so I will never speak to you my pigtail goddess, Akane Tendo or Ranma Saotome ever again"

"Nabiki did you get that on film"

"YES"

"And what is thou second condition my pigtail goddess?"

Ranma considered it for a moment, she looked at the Tendo;s then said "For my second condition I want you to pay for one full year of medical school for Akane's sister Kasumi"

"Done" he then called "Sasake" told him what he wanted and after a moment he handed Nabiki a check

They looked at each other shrugged and each started to put the earring on the same ear when Kuno said "It has to be the opposite ear" so they put the earrings on their opposite ears. For a moment nothing happened then, it was like someone shoved them together as they both slammed into each other this caused a bright white light.

When the light cleared and everyone could see again Ranma and Akane were gone and in their place was a new girl she was as tall as male Ranma, she had blackish-blue except for a red bangs and a red braid by her right ear, her chest was about the size of Nabiki's and her uniform was red and black with a blue belt she also had red and black socks, Ranma's kungfu shoes and golden bracers

"Ranchan?" Ukyo asked

"Akane?" Nabiki asked

"Yes, Ukyabiki" duel voices answered and that's what Nabiki and Ukyo heard

"Are you ok?"

"Let me answer that with, this" then she/they fainted

A/N

*= Gibbs Smack is a hard slap to the back of the head, the signature move of NCIS Agent Gibbs
** = p-sychiatrist if you don't know is how the Warner Brothers and Warner Sister doctor says his profession