This will be like a comedy or some shit.. well not a comedy more like to the funny side and not to much to the "im a monster I feel terrible ninjas cause deaths this is a bad world" BECAUSE THAT SERIOUSLY UTTER SHIT, I MEAN 3 OR 4 STORIES LIKE DAT IS FINE BUT MORE THAN 10 STORIES WITH THE SAME FUCKING STYLE SERIOUSLY ANNOY ME AND WHATS WORST IS THAT THEY DO IT LIKE A PAIRING OF GAARA OR SOME SHIT LIKE DAT BE FOCKING ORIGINAL AND BE GOOD NOT LIKE ME THAT IM ORIGINAL BUT NOT GOOD WRITING!!
ANYWAYS HERE THE STORY.
ALSO I KNOW GRAMMAR OVER THERE SUCK BUT DONT WORRY IT WILL BE SOMEWHAT GOOD IN TRUE STORY.
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So... what should I do now that im in Naruto?..mess with the plot? Nah its stupid, it could cause total destruction and with my luck, I believe it will end as dat.
Doing nothing is also fine, I mean the end is good. The plot isnt good (at least I somewhat hate the end), I mean it ends as a good final, Naruto achieve his dream, Obito dies, the alien die, Madara die and well, yeah it end well.
Now that I think about it I already messed with the plot but.. in another point, Kushina teamates were never mentioned and I havent interacted with her so much, only usual team stuff so..
Hmm.. should I ju-
"WAKE UP BASTARD!" I feel as something hard hit me head, oh yeah, Anko. Im also his brother...
"Sis, dont you see im thinking about something deep and physiological, that only a mere disruption could become the end of the world as we know it? just, caus-"
"SHUT UP!!" She hit me again with that fucking book.
"Now focus! teach me how the fuck you can reach your chakra so I can start training at the Academy too!" good, she dropped that chakra theory book on the table
"Well.. just focus on ur stomach while holding the Ram seal, that should be enough for you to figure it urself. Now let me continue thinking about.. tits? What was I thinking about? Meh tits is I guess.." Ye tits, what is better, bigs and soft or smalls and cute? well theres also the average size thats pretty good to. Hmmm... what are the best tits? theres a large quantity, yet I think the best ti-
"I feel it!" she exclaimed loudly while shaking my head.
"Uh? Oh.. that was fast.. well let me continue thinking about tits now that you finished.." so.. what was I in? Oh yeah, the best tits ar-
"No! teach me something like an exercise or how to throw shurikens! Now!!"
So annoying...
"Well.. theres this exercise.. I need a leaf, go bring me a leaf from the courtyard, size doesnt matter just bring me a leaf, oh also it has to be green not dry and yellow"
"Okay!" She went running to the courtyard. Ok so I was thinking... my memory suck in this type of things...
Should I start training? Nah still have some minutes before starting to train, perhaps I should train Anko seriously? Nah such a drag, its better to train alone, I wont have to worry about that little brat.
"Bro heres the leaf you asked for" she said holding a green leaf just as I asked.
"Well the exercise is simple, perhaps in some hours or a day you will manage to get it right. Anyways the exercise is sticking this leaf to your finger, let me show you"
Taking the leaf I demonstrate what I wanted her to do. she nod and tried the same but failed miserably, obviously she didnt give up at the first attempt and tried again and again, each time holding a bit more the leaf until her chakra started to run out, that took half an hour and she still didnt stop, but I had to stop watching her (and thinking about random stuff) and instead go to train by my own.
"Are you training now?" she ask while resting from her training.
"Yeah, you know why do you always ask if you already know?"
"Who knows, anyway ima go watch you"
"Ehhh... ok? just dont stay in the way"
"Okay!" she nods and went to the training ground I usually use to train.
Finally stopping at the training ground I started my new routine I just made yesterday. This new routine mostly focus on my physical aspects, mostly on the legs and cardio cause I nearly died on my last mission because the strain on my legs and that I was out of breath. Also a bit on my back that is a bit lacking it hasnt cause any problem so far, but still is better to be prepared.
After that its just praciticing my taijutsu with a clone, althought its not even close to spar with a real person because if I hit the clone it will explode. The good aspect is that I can look for my defenseless spots and practice on that.
Finally its time to work on my chakra. here I mostly use 2 clones to get more experience, I use those 2 clones to search info in scrolls faster and if I dont have any new scroll or unread scroll with me I use them to meditate. In this case they're meditating cause I dont have any scroll with me, while the real me focus on the good stuff that is depleting your chakra while practicing your already knew jutsus.
My elemental affinity is Doton and Fuuton, a strange combination or I think so. The phew jutsus I mostly use are the Doton decapitator and Doton, Void dome both created by me and are mostly insta death. Well not entirely by me, its an already created jutsus with a phew variations.
For example, my Doton decapitator is a copy from another jutsu, but dat jutsu is to use as a surprise attack and sometimes used to bring the enemy down, I just putted a variation and while the enemy is underground his head will be cutted by a sharp stone.
The void dome is a combination of Doton and Fuuton, another variation of an already created Doton jutsu. While the enemy is inside the dome, the air over there will be sucked out with help of a seal, courtesy of Kushina, and well the enemy will die if they dont react fast enough, while the original is only to make time to escape or retain.
Finishing my routine im sweaty and with a phew bruises that will recover tommorow morning, courtesy of my dear clone.
Looking at Anko I see that she was already asleep, I had already noticed that she started sleeping hours ago, shes a kid after all and still not a crazy bitch experiment of Orochimaru.
Oh yeah, Orochimaru... what should I do? Should I.. Nevermind hes Orchimaru what the fuck do you expect me to do? Fight him with a kunai? Hell no first id rather fight with Sakumo than with Orochimaru, at least he will kill me and not experiment on me.
Picking Anko I march towards our home thats a phew minutes aways from us, Ankos heavy, should I reduce her amount of dangos eaten a day? Well I eat more than her even when I was a kid so I guess she will be okay. I think...
"Hi Kakuzu"
"Oh hi Kushina" I greet back.
Wait Kakuzu? from where I heard dat name? Seriously my memory suck, I think it was an important character from Naruto but... Yeah my memory suck, I dont know how im a good ninja.
"Hunmn? whats up, bro..."
"Nothin go back to sleep"
"Hnm.. yeah.. yeh... dicks..." she went back to sleep world.
Dicks? where the fuck did she learn dat word from? Shes Anko I know it but still... Meh its a fiction world so I guess its okay.
Finally reaching our home I deposit Anko on her bedroom, waking her up with a slap on her face and tell her to get in the bed and sleep. she simple obey to tired to complain about my slap. Then I went to the shower and take a bath, finally eating some fruit and to bed to sleep.
Until a fucking Anbu tell me to pack things cause a mission, this sucks fucking war...
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So.. did ya like it? first chapter and short I know but probably next will have 2k words or more :D still short I know...
Also I dont have problems with pairing with Gaara just complaining cause theres like 10000k stories like dat :d Anyways hope you comment how much u hate this story :D