Okay, so here's the story: A 'killer whale' (Orcinus orca) named Brandari had died at 'Our Ocean Planet', a marine animal theme park… But it wasn't the first time this had happened. And people were protesting. And other people — they were protesting those protestors.

Look, there's two sides to every story. Sometimes more. And that's Eddie Brock's specialty — to spell it out for the good people of America, so they can make up their own damn minds about it, in some sorta educated manner, at least. Plus, it was a good enough reason for a trip to Florida instead of enduring a week-long blizzard in NYC. Ain't no arguing that.

So I went into it with nothing more than a terrible working title of "O.O.P.'s 'I Did It Again' " — and the expectation that (as always) I would find there were a few shitty people on both sides of the coin; and some good people, too, if you dig hard enough through all the crap.

But in this case, I found something more. Much, much more.

He called himself 'Venom'.

…It called…

Uh… They.

They are Venom. Apparently.

I have no idea what the fuck that means.

But I can't stop thinking about it.

Them.

Him.

Shit.

Okay.

…It's gonna be okay.

Yeah.