Volume two is hear, enjoy.
Team RWWBY and JNPR where at lunch. Blake was reading something when Yang asked,
"Watcha doing?"
" Nothing, " replied Blake, "just going over notes from last semester."
Yang caught food from Nora in her mouth and said,
"Lame,"
Nora laughed and launched more food into Yang's mouth. Ruby slammed a book that looked like it was half size, and had the words, best day ever, on it.
"Sisters, friends, Weiss," she said.
" Hey, " said Weiss.
"Four score and seven minutes ago, I had a dream," she continued .
"This ought to be good," said Yang.
Wash nodded but kept eating his food. Yang caught more of Nora's food in her mouth.
"A dream that the five of us would come together, as a team, and have the most fun anyone has ever had, ever," finished Ruby.
"Did you steal my binder?" Asked Weiss.
"I am not a crook," replied Ruby.
"What are you talking about?" Asked Blake.
"I'm talking about kicking off the semester with a bang," said Ruby.
"I always kick my semesters off with a Yang," said Yang.
Wash facepalmed,
"Really, Yang" he said.
Nora threw an Apple that hit Yang in the head.
"Boo," said, Nora.
"Look guys, it's been a good two weeks, between more exchange students arriving and the tournament at the end of the year, our second semester is going to be great, but classes start back up tomorrow, which is why I've taken the time to schedule a series of wonderful events today," said Ruby.
" i don't know whether to be proud or scared of what you have in store, " replied Weiss.
Yang threw an apple back at Nora.
"I don't know, I might sit this one out," said Blake.
"Sit out of not, I think no matter how we spend our day we should do it as a team," said Weiss.
" personally, I am genuinely worried about Ruby's plans, " said Wash.
"I for one think that-" Weiss was cut off when a lie hit her in the face.
Nora pointed at Ren, as if to infer that he did it.
Two seconds later...
"I'm queen of the castle, " said Nora, stop her fortress made out of tables.
The rest of team JNPR stood closer to the ground.
"Justice will swift, justice will painful, it will be delicious," Ruby yelled back, squeezing a milk carton, spraying its contents everywhere.
" Ya, " said the rest of the team.
Yang used turkey in a similar way as she would use her gauntlets Wash used a banana and held it like a combat knife. (Imagine it the way Emile holds his knife halo reach) Yang punched several water melons out of the air, with the help of Blake. Than, Blake and Pyrrha exchanged blows while Jaune was taken out immediately by Yang throwing her turkey. Weiss used a swordfish to fight Nora, after a brief fight Weiss was sent into a pillar by Nora, who was wielding a water melon stuck on a metal pole.
"Weiss, don't leave me," said Ruby, cradling her fallen friend.
Weiss 'died' in Ruby's arms.
" Noo," cried Ruby as a pillar tragically fell in the background.
Wash and Ren ran at each other, Wash using his banana. Ten using leaks.
They jumped at each other, clashing mid air. Wash locked one of Ren's leaks using the curve on the banana and threw it out of Ren's hands. Ren hit Wash in the face and kicked him in the chest. Wash retaliated by hitting Ren several times with his banana before sending him back with a kick to the gut. Wash stood still for a moment before getting sent into the wall by Pyrrha.
"Wash noo," cried Yang.
Wash played along and played dead. Nora took Yang's distraction as an advantage and hit her with the hammer, sendingher flying through the ceiling. Blake used a string of sausages to knock Nora into a vending machine. Pyrrha than took Blake out in a colourful explosion of soda. Ruby used her super speed to run at team JNPR, the soda can flying behind her. Team JNPR was pinned against a wall a covered in an assortment of food items. As four colourful bodies fell off the wall, Ruby stood victorious. Wash looked up and saw Sun and someone he hadn't seen before standing near the door, the latter being covered in grape soda. Than Glinda burst into the room, she looked very unhappy. She used her semblance to put the cafeteria back together.
"Children, please, do not play with your food," she said.
Yang fell back through the ceiling. Everyone started laughing, and Ozpin came into the room.
"Let it go," he told Glinda.
" They're supposed to be the defenders of the world, " replied Glinda.
"And they will be, but right now they're still children, so why not let them play the part, after all, it isn't a role they'll have forever," said Ozpin, walking out of the room. Leaving the children to laugh and, of course, get into more trouble.
Later that night...
"that was greatest day ever, " said Ruby.
"Ya, but you destroyed that restaurant," said Wash.
" it's not my fault that Weiss brought explosive dust crystals with her, " replied Ruby.
"Whatever you say, crater face," said Yang.
" and why do you keep exploding? " asked Weiss.
"Can you please just go to bed for one night," said Blake.
" Ya, class starts back up tomorrow morning, " said Wash.
"It's like Yang and Ruby always have something to say at night," said Blake.
"Seriously," said Wash.
"Ugh, fine," said Yang, resting her head on her pillow.
while everyone went to bed, Wash couldn't help but think about what was going on back home.