Darkness. This is my first memory. Total darkness. Floating in nothingness. The moment I began to exist, nothing existed in the universe except myself and the complete vacuum, the complete blackness. I have no knowledge of what existed before me, assuming there was something. I have no knowledge of who or what created me. What I know is that, when my consciousness began, I was the only form of existence in the universe.

Almost the same moment that I began to exist, I realized that my mind is flooded with an ocean of knowledge, practically omniscience. Even though I was merely two seconds old, I was already able to speak any language you mortals can create. I was already aware of all technological advances you mortals shall ever make. And much more did I know already, concepts that it would be futile to try to explain to your imperfect minds.

One more thing I realized the first moment of my existence is that I possess omnipotence. What I just said is not some figure of speech; I mean it literally. Truly, there is absolutely no limit to what I am capable of. All I need to do is desire something, anything, and it is done.

After spending the first seconds of my life staring into the total darkness, I opened my mouth in order to declare my first action as a living thing: 'Let there be light.'

And so, it was done! Instantly, the blackness of the darkness was replaced by the whiteness of the light. Whiteness everywhere! Right after that, I deduced that light itself is useless unless there is something to shed itself on. Therefore, I knew what my next action had to be: 'Let there be creation.'

And so, there was creation. Instantly, I felt ground under my feet. I made a complete rotation around myself to examine the surroundings. I was in a dreamy location, which was covered with cool, light green grass. Here and there, I could see bushes, with leaves in various colors, or trees, either tall, with robust trunks, or short and slender. Deer and hares were leaping around. Squirrels were peeking out of tree hollows. Everything was under an azure firmament.

All that was left was to look at myself as well, to finally see what I am, what I look like. I looked down and examined my feet. My gaze rose towards my two wonderful legs… and, between them… the hairy cavity… my treasure, the treasure of fertility. As my gaze kept rising, I admired my masterpiecious body, my two crystally beautiful hands and, lastly, my two marvelous breasts.

I raised one arm and brought a lock of hair before my eyes. Red. I left go of the lock and looked around once more. Not very far from where I was standing, there was a lake. I could go and look at my reflection there. But I had a better idea.

Merely with the power of my thoughts, I materialized a full length mirror right before me. (As I have already told you, due to my omniscience, I already knew all your inventions, mortals, and, due to my omnipotence, it is simple for me to materialize out of nothing anything I desire.) I approached the mirror and, after having one more look at my body, focused on my face. My fairytale visage included two hypnotically beautiful, blue eyes and was framed by long, red hair.

That was it, I finally knew what I am. I am the ultimate being, the creator of creation. I am the ultimate beauty, the ultimate knowledge, the ultimate power. I am perfection. I am Gaia!