Walking around the streets of Konoha was not one of the things that I ever considered to be possible, yes, one or two times I found myself thinking what it would be like to live in the world of Naruto (after reading a whole bunch of fan-fictions), but it was just joking around like,
"Would you want to live in a fictional world full of ninjas, wars and strange jutsus?" Sorry, but no.
I'm sure that every fan of Naruto or whatever other anime or tv show has dreamed at least once of being reincarnated, but let's be serious, if you had the choice of being reborn in a world where you have to kill to survive where you have to join wars or whatever, meet the most overpowered enemies(I don't think that we will ever be able to overshadow the other main characters or becoming stronger than the Akatsuki or even Sakura) you would say no because we were not taught to kill, we have not that mobility that they have,we cannot kill and say "whatever" unless we are some kind of soldier or worse a murderer, in the world where we live kill a human being is the worst one can possibly do and it's against our morals.
Right, there is nothing wrong to think about wanting to meet a character because these are just harmless dreams and nothing more, but in the moment where there is to make a choice like that, I don't think there will be anyone who would accept that offer and that's just it.
So the fact that I was walking in the streets of Konoha was something that was making me literally sweat. Me and my stupid dreams! I should just havekept my mouth shut. Like I just said: dreaming and living are two completely different things.
But it was not bad,bad.
Inside the walls, Konohawas just a normal village where everyone was minding their own business, just like everyday.The people where happy I could see it, and that's was enough.Honestly, I always considered the Hokage a weakling(not physically but in the brain), for Danzo or the matters of the Uchiha clan,(the Fourthwas better) but whatever..in the end what trully matters is if your people were happy.
If I hadto say the truth, I was not happy in how the prodigies were made ninja from a very young age, but who am I to judge, it's not like I would do a better job if I ever became Hokage.I am selfish, I know that, so the fact that I'm not saying anything is just because of that, if I was in the same situation I would have said something but I'm not so I'm not saying anything.
When you think of reincarnation, there are two main routes that you could take, a civilian or a ninja(main character or side character or normal person) but there is a third route, the special or the rare route where one is reincarnated as ghost, a summon or a normal homeless male dog.
Now if I could decide I would say...EHM,I DON'T WANT TO BE REBORN!!!!!
But in this case I don't have this choice and I can't even decide who I want to be so let's skip that and get straight to the point...that of a homeless dog.
A dog
Now...being reborn as a dog is not the best but neither the worst.The worst would have been that of being a summon, that I would say is extremely dangerous, fighting and not having a choice.As I've just said I'm an extremely selfish person, now someone would just say"Cool, now you can just change the plot and making everybody happy"but I'm not going to do that.Don't get me wrong I like Naruto, yes I like Naruto very much.I love reading manga and watching Anime, but now it's not a fictional world anymore, it's my life that we are talking about, and if I've to risk it, it's not worth it.For two basic motives.
First:Ok.We know that the Akatsuki are going to attack, it's not that magically we are going to defeat them, it was Sasuke WHO defeated Deidara and Itachi, it was Sakura WHO defeated Sasori,Naruto WHO defeated Pein and blablabla...now in this time they are just five years old children and there is the Madara problem so no...I'm not going to do it for the sake of risking my life in vain, maybe I can use my knowledge for fun but just for that.
Second:I'm just a dog is not like is my duty to inform the Hokage, I don't respond to the Hokage(TAKE THAT!!!), now if I ever am in a position where I can't do nothing but reveal myself I will do that.
Now the question:approach the characters of the show yes or not?Why not, who would suspect a poor and innocent orange dog?Nobody,right?And it's not like they will take me and say "I'm taking you as a fighting partner".It's a secret but I've always dreamed of talking with the characters of the show so I'm going to do that, Fugaku-sama and Hiashi-sama are such badasses...and Itachi, Neji(but now he is just a brat so ufff).Ninken can talk so I can guess that I can talk too if I train so yeahahah.No suspicions.
But now stop with this rambling and rambling, now it is time to go and visit the place!!
As I was walking, I approached a training ground,bad move.In one angle there were a bunch of brat that were encircled around something or I should say someone, and as small as I am I could not see who that person was, so I went towards them..double bad move.I don't know what it was, maybe the fact that I was orange or that I was small or just they being brats, the fact was that they started picking me too..yea I'm sure you have guessed who it was..Naruto.They started kicking me and tossing me, not with so much strenght but enough that I started aching all over.
Where are the adults when you need them.Mah.
"Stop,bastards.It's me you are fighting, let the little puppy go!!"
I was speechless and a little ashamed.The little pup(yea what's bad in calling him that now I'm a dog so I should act as one) had worse injuries than me and was fighting for me.I don't think that I could ever do this if I was in his situation.
So I gathered all my strenght and bit the arm of one of the children, it seems it worked because they retreated concluding that we were just weaklings and there was not need to mess with us.
The pup came over to me and placed me in his arms.
"What do ya say?Wanna get some ramen"It's not like I wanted to spend the time with some brat but I don't know what it was, maybe the fact that I was just punched and all that, maybe the fact that I felt sorry for him, but I accepted.
"Woooff"All this fight made me starving, just for today...
