(Prologue)
Is everything ready?
"Yep." Replied RedHood123. "Everything's ready. We picked out the games, we decided who is playing against who, and Deadpool and The Mask are inviting everyone."
Great.
(The doors open)
"Alright, we invited everyone." Deadpool announced.
"This is gonna be a Smokin' game night." Added The Mask.
"So, for those who don't know, Hugo and Rita will be playing one-another in 1-2-Switch. Although, neither of them know it yet." RedHood123 explained.
You sure this is a good idea? Who knows what could happen between them.
"Oh come on." Deadpool said. "You're the one writing this story, you decide what happens, even though you had writer's block when writing this part."
"Shall we begin?" The Mask asked.
"Shouldn't we call Rita and Hugo and tell them first?" Asked RedHood123.
We'll tell them when they get here.
We cut to everything being ready, the game was set-up, and everyone was there, including new additions to the FanFic-Multiverses, the Team Fortress 2 classes.
"Hey, we're hear for game night." Scout greeted.
"We play TF2?" Asked Heavy.
"Actually, we're here to play 1-2-Switch." Morgana explained.
"1-2-Switch?" Asked Heavy. "We switch lights?"
"N-no, it's a game where there are multiple minigames." Explained Morgana.
"Oh." Said Heavy.
Suddenly, The Jungle Animals and City Fox ran into the room.
"Sorry we're late." Hugo said. "We were talking about this before. Deadpool told us about it."
"Deadpool!" Exclaimed RedHood123.
"What? I couldn't wait to tell them." Deadpool protested. "Hey, DiamondPickle994, type how their talk went."
Don't tell me how to write my stories...
(A few moments earlier, with Hugo, Deadpool, and Rita...)
"So, they plan to have you two face off against one another in 1-2-Switch." Deadpool told them.
"What?" Hugo and Rita exclaimed, simultaneously.
"Yeah, see you there." Deadpool added, running off.
"On the first night of game night, we're against one-another?" Hugo asked.
"What's wrong?" Rita asked him. "We're just playing a game."
"I know, but I'm worried one of us will get carried away." Hugo explained.
Rita smiled at him, and approached him.
"Relax, it's only a game night." She said to him, then started caressing him. "Come on, who is my jungle guy?"
Hugo blushed.
"I-I am." He said, slowly.
Rita giggled.
"Yes you are." She said. "So, shall we be going?"
"Okay." Hugo replied.
(Back to the present.)
"Say, shouldn't Rita's mother be here?" The Mask asked. "I invited her and Rita's siblings earlier."
"Rita's siblings are there." Deadpool said, pointing them out. "And Rita's mom, I believe she said something about that 10 inch Hamster guy, who is also an OC by DiamondPickle994, making her feel like a Vixen again. Wanna see how their interaction goes? Sure you do. DiamondPickle994, you know what to do."
Yeah, yeah.
(With Rita's Mom, and the OC)
"So, you're the 'Haztim' who is gonna make me feel like a Vixen again?" She asked.
"Yep." He replied.
"And how, dare I ask, do you plan on it?" She asked, suspiciously.
"I can make you cum." Haztim replied.
Rita's Mom was stunned.
"Excuse me." She said.
"Come on, when has your first mate ever gave you an orgasm?" Haztim asked. "Plus, I can tell that you've gone under a lot of stress. What with being a single mother, and not seeing one of your children in years. I can relieve that strees with just my..."
"Okay I get it!" She intervened. "You know, I like it when a man acts mysterious."
"Oh you do?" Haztim asked, in a shushed tone.
"Yeah." Rita's mom whispered. "Oh, and call me Charlene."
Okay, I think that's enough of that, let's go back to the story.
"But you were just getting to the good part." Deadpool protested.
"Alright, Hugo, Rita, could you two please start playing the game before Deadpool gets any 'ideas'?" Asked Morgana.
"Well, we should find Haztim and Rita's mom first." The Mask stated. "Hustimb, another OC who is 9'7, could you take Rita's siblings to find them."
"Okay. Let's go you three." Hustimb said.
The four looked in a hallway, and heard the sounds of moaning. Hustimb put down the three young Foxes.
"You three wait here, I'll investigate the sounds." Said Hustimb.
Hustimb slowly opened a door, to see the back of 'Charlene' constantly moving up and down at a fast rate. She was the one making those moaning sounds. Suddenly, Haztim shouted.
"Yeah! How do you like it when I go down YOUR Fox hole?"
Hustimb slowly closed the door, and lead the three young Foxes back to the others.
"Where were they? What were they doing?" Asked RedHood123.
"You don't want to know." Hustimb replied.
"Why was mommy wrestling that Hamster?" Asked one of Rita's siblings.
"Wrestling?" Rita asked.
"Take it easy, Rita." Hugo said. "Perhaps they weren't doing 'that' kind of wrestling."
Suddenly, Haztim and Rita's mom walked into the room.
"Well you sure can write checks your body can cash." Said 'Charlene'.
"What were you two doing?" Asked Rita.
"Uhh, we were exercising." Lied Haztim. "That's why we're so sweaty. Anyways, so you two are playing 1-2-Switch huh? Let's watch."
First game: Ball Count
"Okay, so our first game is Ball Count." Stated Hugo.
"Ball Count?" Asked Rita.
"Yeah, we listen to how many balls are in the box by tilting our Joy-Cons, then count them." Hugo explained.
"Oh." Rita said. "Alright. When I play 1-2-Switch, the only game I played is Quick Draw. I never won it. I played against Morgana, Natterjack, Mom, RedHood123, even Deadpool."
"What can I say, I never miss a shot." Deadpool said.
"Yeah, I've heard." Rita said.
So, the game started, and they tilted their Joy-Cons. Hugo counted three balls, while Rita was sure there was four. So, Hugo guessed three, and Rita guessed four. And the number of balls was: Four.
"Yes! I guessed correctly!" Rita exclaimed.
"I was sure there was three." Hugo said.
"So, what game are you playing next?" Asked King Pong.
Second game: Shaving
"Shaving?" Asked Rita. "Why would shaving be a game? And what's with all these Humans?!"
"I don't know, Rita." Replied Hugo. "But let's give it a shot."
"Hold the Joy-Con under your chin." The game said.
The two held the Joy-Cons under their chins.
"Let's practise." The game said, adding a huge beard onto the faces.
"I've never seen facial hair that big before." Said Rita.
"Hey, I bet Hugo has something bigger for you than those beards, huh Rita." Scout giggled.
Hugo glared at Scout, picked up a baseball, and threw it at him."
"Ah!" Scout exclaimed. "Jeez! Can't you take a joke?"
"3, 2, 1, Shave!" The game said, starting the game.
The two were moving the Joy-Cons around their faces, looking for the vibrations. Only Hugo felt more vibrations (On the Joy-Con).
Finish!
The score were: Hugo got 100%, and Rita got 96%.
"What?!" Rita exclaimed. "How did he win?"
"Because I'm awesome." Hugo replied.
"Shut up." Rita said.
Third game: Joy-Con Rotation
"So, just rotating our Joy-Cons?" Asked Hugo.
"That seems simple enough." Morgana said.
"Be mindful of your surroundings, and stand far enough apart so you don't bump into anything, or each other."
"Ayy, I finally get a line after a while!" The Mask stated.
"So, what you've got to do is, rotate them without shaking or slamming them." Geno explained.
"Hey, DiamondPickle994, it's time you brought in that new character RedHood123 suggested to you in that YouTube comment, right?" Deadpool asked.
(Sighs) Here he is.
"Hey, how's it going?" Asked Mallow.
"Hey, these two are playing 1-2-Switch." Yaya Panda greeted.
"Ooh, 1-2-Switch." Mallow replied. "Sounds like fun."
Hugo was first to rotate, he tried to rotate it to 79 degrees, but shook with anticipation when he reached 71 degrees. It was Rita's go, who aimed for 80 degrees, but just when she was about to reach 79 degrees...
"So no one told you life was gonna be this way..." Hugo sang.
Rita dropped her Joy-Con, and clapped along.
"Hugo!" Rita exclaimed what the hell?!"
"What?" Asked Hugo.
When it was Hugo's turn next, he turned it 40 degrees. Rita turned her's 50 degrees. Then, Hugo turned his 70 degrees. Rita tried to turn her's 75 degrees, but Hugo tickled her before it could reach 69 degrees.
"Goddamnit, Hugo!" Rita shouted. "Cut that out!"
"What the hell, Hugo?" Morgana retorted.
"I would never do that to my Queen!" King Pong shouted.
"Guys, it's only a game." Hugo protested.
Haztim tried to distract Rita's Mom from what Hugo was doing.
"Why was my daughter yelling?" Rita's Mom asked, suspiciously.
"Uhh, don't worry about it." Haztim replied, nervously. "How about I make you feel like a Vixen again?"
"Let's just play the next game." Rita sighed.
Fourth Game: Quick Draw
"I know I never won Quick Draw, but I feel like I can this time." Rita said, still annoyed over Joy-Con Rotation.
"Let's see." Hugo said.
"Dude, don't get any ideas, what you did at first was a dick move." Deadpool said.
"Lower your guns."
Hugo and Rita pointed their Joy-Cons at the ground.
"Face each other. Ready... steady..."
What Rita didn't realise, was that Hugo's other hand was waiting to tickle her the moment it shouted...
"Fire!"
As quick as he could, Hugo's hand tickled Rita's waist, as she was laughing, Hugo fired the Joy-Con. Rita stopped laughing the moment she heard the gunshot, and glanced at the TV. Hugo won. Rita was stunned, then glared at him.
"HUGO!" She yelled. "What the hell was that?! I could've won my first Quick Draw!"
"Relax, it's only a game." Hugo replied.
Rita, in a blind rage, did something totally unexpected. She slapped Hugo, hard. He fell to the ground with a thud.
"Screw this, I'm getting water!" Rita retorted, leaving the room.
After she left, Hugo slowly got up.
"Seriously?!" Morgana yelled "Hugo!"
"Not even my Medi-gun can heal that kind of wound." The Medic said.
"I'll go talk to her." Mallow said, following Rita.
"Hugo, do you know what you did wrong?" Geno asked. "That could've been the first time Rita ever won a game of Quick Draw. Not to mention, you're her lover, you were supposed to play fair, but you played unfair."
"I-I guess you're right." Hugo replied, covering his slap mark.
"I'd be a good idea to talk to her, and apologise." Geno said. "Let her know you love her, and you're not going to cheat anymore."
"That's a great idea, Geno, but I don't think she'll want to talk to me at the moment." Hugo replied. "Let's wait until she comes here, provided she does."
"Okay." Geno said. "I'm sure Mallow can convince her to talk to you."
"Well, DiamondPickle994, why are you messing around?" Asked Deadpool.
"Yeah, come on, show them talking." Agreed The Mask.
I know, I know.
(With Rita and Mallow.)
Rita was drinking water from a bowl, then Mallow approached her.
"Oh, hey." Rita said.
"Rita, I know why you're upset." Mallow replied. "He was being a terrible lover, but you did overreact a bit slapping him, I could hear the slap from across the room. Plus, he was being a terrible lover, but deep down he loves you, and I think he wants to make things right with you, provided you allow him to."
Rita sighed.
"Did I hurt him bad?" She asked, her voice quivering.
"You wanna talk to him?" Mallow asked.
"Yeah, I hope he's not hurt." Rita replied.
Mallow lead her to Hugo, who was still holding his mark.
"Are you hurt?" She asked him.
"It doesn't hurt too bad." He replied.
Rita removed Hugo's hand from his muzzle, revealing a red slap mark. Rita gasped in horror.
"Oh, God, Hugo!" She exclaimed. "I-I was mad because..."
Hugo lightly shushed her.
"No, it was my fault." He said. "I provoked you, by taking away your victories by unfair means. I'm sorry, Rita, I was blinded by wanting to win, I didn't realise I was hurting you. I just want you to know that I love you."
Rita blushed at Hugo's words.
"Y-you're making me blush." She said. "Did you mean that?"
"Of course." Hugo replied. "And in case you don't believe me..."
Hugo lightly pulled Rita's face to his, and planted a soft and gentle kiss in between her eyes. Rita starred at him, smiled, and before Hugo could react, held both sides of his head with her front paws, and slammed her lips onto his, much to his surprise.
"Aww, that so sweet!" Exclaimed Heavy.
"Hugo and Rita sitting in a tree." Scout sang. "F-U-C-K-I-N..."
Before Scout could finish, Morgana pounce-kicked him.
"Ah!" Scout exclaimed. "I was just kidding!"
"Mallow's appearance was suggestion by our chap, RedHood123." The Mask said.
"I'm here." RedHood123 said.
Fifth game: Safe Crack
"Okay, so we just crack safes?" Hugo asked, his slap has healed.
"Yep." Rita replied.
Haztim and Rita's Mom walked into the room, still sweating.
"Wh-what did we miss?" Rita's Mom panted. "I heard yelling earlier."
"Oh, Rita slapped Hugo." Said one of Rita's siblings.
"What?!" Rita's Mom exclaimed. "Why?"
"It's a long story." Rita explained.
"Did he hurt you?!" Rita's Mom demanded, glaring at Hugo.
"We made up afterwards, honest!" Hugo protested.
"Take it easy, Charlene." Haztim interjected.
The two started playing, Rita rotated her Joy-Con, Hugo kept still. Rita noticed, and stopped.
"Hugo, are you just not doing anything because you feel bad for earlier?" She asked.
Hugo nodded. Rita held his muzzle.
"Hugo, that's really sweet of you, but you don't need to." Rita said. "Just don't tickle me, or sing the Friends theme song, nothing like that."
"Oh, but I just feel like if I did do this, you'd feel better playing games with me." Hugo explained.
Rita kept an eye on the TV screen, and smiled at Hugo.
"That's sweet, but we have made up after that incident." Rita explained. "Let's just play the game normally, okay?"
"Alright." Hugo replied.
Rita softly nuzzled him.
"That's my Jungle Guy." She said.
The two played normally, and Rita won the moment before Hugo could get the final point.
"Good game." Hugo said, hugging her.
"It was." Rita replied, returning the hug. "But I still feel guilty for earlier."
"You shouldn't." Hugo replied, pecking her head. "It was my fault. Let's just get to the next game."
Sixth game: Table Tennis
"Okay, a little Table Tennis should be fun." Rita said.
The first server was Hugo, but let's just skip to when they tied 4-4, because I have something planned for that.
The two tied 4-4. Hugo thought to himself 'should I let her win this, or shouldn't I?'
Rita served. Hugo swung early, somehow knocking the ball back, catching Rita off guard, and having Hugo get the winning point.
"Ahh, Rita, I didn't mean to do that!" Hugo protested. "I was trying to..."
Rita lightly put her paw on Hugo's mouth, and beamed at him. To his surprise, she then leaned in and lightly pecked his muzzle, turning his face red in the process.
"You earned that win." She giggled.
Hugo got an idea, he switched to Quick Draw again.
"Why did you pick Quick Draw?" Rita asked.
"You'll find out." Hugo replied. "And to make sure I don't cheat this time, I'm gonna have Mr. Mxyptlk restrain my other arm."
The Imp used magic to tie down Hugo's other arm.
"Lower your guns."
The two complied.
"Face each other. Ready... steady... FIRE!"
The two fired, then looked at the screen. It was a sight that left Rita speechless. She won. The times shown that Rita fired at: 0,987. Hugo fired at: 1,876.
"I...I... w-won?" Rita stammered.
She starred at Hugo, who beamed at her, and had his arm freed.
A smile slowly appeared on Rita's face, and she began shaking.
"R-Rita?" Hugo asked, slowly approaching her.
Just as Hugo was about to touch Rita, she pounced on him.
"This is amazing!" She yelled. "I finally won Quick Draw!"
"Alright, Rita, calm dow..." Hugo started, but was interrupted by Rita's swarm of smooches. "Ah... Rit... calm do... why are yo..."
The other's just looked in astonishment.
"You think he let her win on purpose?" Whispered Yaya Panda.
"Probably." Morgana replied.
"Ri.. oka... sto... that's eno..." Hugo tried to say, but was still interrupted by Rita's kissing.
Okay Rita, that's enough. Rita?
Rita kept constantly kissing Hugo.
RITA!
She finally got off Hugo, as happy as she could be. Slowly and dizzy, Hugo got up, his face covered in kiss marks, his eyes twirling. Rita noticed his face,and giggled.
"Well, I think we've had enough game time for one night." Rita said.
"I'll say." Hugo agreed.
"Well, I'll see you all next time, I'd like to spend the rest of the night with just my Jungle Guy." Continued Rita.
"You sure did spend a lot of time with him, alright." Deadpool said.
"Ha, ha." Rita said, sarcastically.
Everyone left.
"Well, Hugo, shall we head to bed?" Rita offered.
"Alright." Hugo said. "Before we do, let me just let you know there are no hard feelings between us."
"Oh, I know how we could do that." Rita said.
She leaned in, and the two shared a tender kiss, before heading to bed.
Approximately one minute after Hugo settled into bed, Rita climbed on top of him.
"You thought I was just letting you off with just one shower of my love?" Rita asked. "You were wrong."
"Oh boy." Hugo said, preparing for the inevitable.
Okay... let's end it here before this gets too much for you readers. See you next time.
