A/N hi guys ! This is my first time writing and publishing a fanfiction ! especially a harry potter one. trust me, this is gonna be SIRIUSLY FUNNY! ( pun intended)

I almost forgot a disclaimer: I don't own anything hp or the hp movies. It all belongs to the great, the one and only Joanne K Rowling pls read and leave reviews! so here goes ...

"Al ! hey Albus ! come to the Gryffindor common room at midnight! Oh and bring Scorp too! " James whispers to his brother Albus as he walks past him in the corridor. " WHAT ? Are you crazy? I mean, I know you are not a bit right in the head but THIS? How am I supposed to come to YOUR common room? '' Albus widens his eyes and whispers back . " come on! use dad's cloak. there's a clan meeting tonight so if you wanna miss out ..." James whispers back with a very fake innocent look . " fine! we'll come. '' whispers Albus as he rolls his eyes." good boy " says James with a wicked look before running to catch up to Fred.

Albus sighed as the clock chimed midnight. he went to call Scorpius, his best friend. " Scorpius, wake up we have to go. Does the clan meeting ring a bell? '' Scorpius groaned and turned over " where is it this time ?" he asks ."Gryffindor" replies Albus and Scorpius eyes light up " Gryffindor? great! I haven't seen Rose today". he squeaks as he jumps out of bed. Albus rolls his eyes" Mate, I know it's your dream for Rose to see you in those boxers but the others might not take it well." he says as Scorpius looks down "oh right" he mumbles sheepishly, blushing before pulling on a pair of jeans . "come on getting under here" Albus says covering both of them with the cloak.

After some close encounters with Filch, they make it to the portrait of the Fat Lady . "bobbles "said Albus. "Wrong. I changed that month ago !" frowns the fat lady ."Great what do we do now?" mutters Albus "hey I know !" jumps Scorpius "your mirror ! call James with it and tell him to open the door !" shouts Scorpius."brilliant !" cried Albus as he took his mirror out of his pocket, waved his hand in front of the mirror and said ' James Sirius Potter " a second later, James's face alight with a grin appears . " what is it little brother need my help "? '' asks James in a baby voice with his trademark smirk. "James could you open the portrait, "says Albus, rolling his eyes "of course little brother ! anything for you! "says James in an overly affectionate voice.

A moment later, the portrait swung open "heys guys ``!Albus says without looking, knowing it was the normal crew. He looked up when he saw a flash of red. He saw Rose flinging her arms over Scorpius and kissing him. Shaking his head he turned and saw Lily talking to Teddy and Victorie. " Teddy? Vicky"? Albus asks, amazed. before Teddy could reply, Victorie had her wand out pointing it threateningly at him and shouted "DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME VICKY ALBUS SEVERUS POTTER ! "Albus dropped his wand in surprise . "what's with the threat "? he thought. Thankfully before Albus could open his mouth, Teddy shot him a look which clearly said "she is moody alert " Albus groaned inwardly "oh great ! '' he thought. The ladies of his family were always extra bad ( and mad ) during their "moody days ". They would start firing hexes at you if you stepped with the wrong foot. Albus knew how to handle them. Just apologize and try not to get on their nerves. "I am sorry Victorie, "Albus said cautiously. Victorie huffed "hey Vic, "said Teddy softly "come here, "said Teddy as he wrapped his arms around her. Victorie visibly relaxed. Just then Albus heard 2 slaps simultaneously.

Wincing, he turned around to see Scorpius and James with their hands on their face and Alice and Rose screaming at them both. ""Thank Merlin I don't have a girlfriend" ,Albus muttered. Unfortunately, Alice and Rose both heard him. "SMACK! SMACK! OUCH "! cried Albus Alice and Rose both had slapped him on each side of his face. They glared at him before turning back at James and Scorpius. Albus turned around to find Fred and Roxanne rolling on the floor, laughing . "oi! it's not funny !" cried Albus "oh no "Albus muttered "Hey Roxanne ! how are you? "Albus said cautiously . "don't worry. I am not moody. Says Roxie trying to catch her breath." "Phew, I thought I was going to get another slap "Albus said, wincing and rubbing his face. Fred and Roxanne collapsed into fits of laughter.

"Hey ! ladies and gentlemen today's clan meeting is very special ". shouted Louis over the noise. Immediately the noise vanished. Louis continued: "we ( the golden marauders ) called this meeting because we have an amazing prank that we came up with but we need all of your help. we are also called Teddy and Vick- I mean Victorie because we need to finish this by morning at 6 'o ' clock" . "So what's the prank " called out Albus . Louis smiled and said "I will let Roxie do the honours because she came up with the idea. " Roxie came up to the front . "So the prank goes like this: First we will turn Hogwarts completely pink, even Minnie's office and the chamber of secrets. We will give peeves the run of the school. I have bribed the bloody baron to not stop him. All the teacher's voice will turn funny that everyone, even Snape (if he was alive ) would be rolling on the floor in laughter. Each student from a different house will turn into their house creature. All the classrooms will turn into a ball pit the moment someone steps inside. Minnie will have no choice but to close the school. "

When Rose finished this AMAZING PLAN, there was pin-drop silence. Then as though a thunderstorm came, Almost everyone ( Vicky and Rose were trying to act serious but even them couldn't resist the idea) started to clap and whoop. The first one to get to Roxie was Scorpius, who picked her up and spun her around. After a few minutes, James stood up and said "so who all are in ? "he asked with a sly grin. everyone's hand shot up in the air . "great! let's get to work "cried Fred . After 3 hours of tiring work, everyone collapsed into their beds in their dormitories waiting for next morning.

Albus woke up the next morning feeling extremely tired, thinking why he had slept so late. then it hit him, the prank ! he jumped out of bed and was out of the shower, dressed and down for breakfast faster than rose ( and that's saying something !). Soon, people started arriving. Rose's hair was bushier than before and Scorpius's hair was sticking out at odd ends . "seriously, couldn't you guys keep off the snogging for at least a day ? "asked Albus, shaking his head . "no, dear overprotective cousin "said Scorpius with a smirk . "Hey look I think that's the last person "said Albus pointing at a Hufflepuff first year entering the hall . "excellent! "cried Scorpius getting many weird looks . The moment the kid sat down, he started to sprout fur and his hands became claws, Ravenclaws were sprouting feathers and beaks while Slytherins sprouted scales. Gryffindors were the best; they had a lion's mane around their necks. the entire great hall was silent except for the clan; they were laughing their heads off! McGonagall got up, red with rage and suppressed laughter and screeched, literally screeched. At this, the entire hall erupted into laughter, clutching their sides and the clan was rolling on the floor, laughing. The bell rang and the laughter subsided as the students filed out of the great hall. In half an hour only laughter could be heard from the classrooms. Peeves was floating across the corridors, throwing water balloons at anyone who passed by. Finally, Mcgonagall announced the school would close. She took the clan up to her room and gave each of them detention for a month. Then they all floo to the potter manor( Grimmauld Palace ).

Potter manor

Harry Potter was sleeping peacefully until his wife Ginny draped her leg over him "Oof Gin! You're too heavy "he says pushing off the cover and that's when he remembered that the kids will be back only after two weeks. "Hey, you wanna sleep some more? " Harry asked softly. "Nah I want you "cooed Ginny . "gin-"but he was cut short as Ginny lips met with his. They had an intense snog session until their children burst through the door and soaking them with water. "What in Merlin's name ? "Cried Harry "eww dad I thought you guys were sleeping, not snogging! "Cried James "you kids get out we will come down," said Ginny, her chocolate brown eyes boring into James's own chocolate brown eyes. "Uhh... sure mom "stammers James before racing down the stairs.

( Half an hour ago )

The kids had just come tumbling from the fireplace. "Come in I think they all are sleeping "whispered James "me, al and lily will go to dad and mum's room, rose and Hugo can go to uncle Ron and aunt Hermione and the rest of you can choose ". Dominique, Louis, molly and Alice were going to teddy and Lucy, Scorpius and Frank were going to Ron and the rest were going to Harry. In a few seconds many " what the bloody hell is going on's ?" And "eww's "and "get out's "were heard. All the kids raced downstairs as erupted in giggles asking each other how they woke the adults up. "Wait ... what are you kids doing here? "Frowns Harry as all the adults came down, blushing the famous Weasley red. "Well you see ... "and Louis explained what happened. By the end of it, Ginny was fuming. "JAMES SIRIUS POT - "she was muffled by Harry who had kissed his wife to stop the murder of his kids and nieces and nephews and godson. Ron and Hermione shooed the kids with Teddy and Victorie telling that they will calm Ginny down. They all went upstairs to the kids living room; most of the family reunions happened at the Potter Manor so they built one more living room to fit all the kids. Albus and Hugo started a game of exploding snap, Teddy, Victorie, Rose, Scorpius, Lilly and Frank were talking, Louis, Roxanne, Fred and James were giggling as they planned their next prank and Molly, Lucy and Alice were discussing the latest fashion trends. then, Roxanne and Louis started a chess match. "Where are James and Fred? "Asked Alice suddenly, not seeing them when she scanned the room. "Oh no "mumbles teddy ." James, Fred where are you? "Calls out Alice. "We are coming "shouts James and a second later they were thundering down the stairs "yes ?" panted Fred, slightly out of breath." James what's that hanging out of your pocket "asked rose sharply, noticing a gold chain hanging from his pocket "no...nothing, "said James backing up ." James give it to me, "said Teddy sternly ." No ... Fred catch! "James says as he throws the thing to Fred but it slips out of his hands and smashes on the floor. "James ... what was that thing ?" asks Albus looking at it as it billowed our huge puffs of smoke. "A time turner "replies James. "JAMES SIRIUS POTTER! THE MOMENT I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, YOU WILL WANT TO NEVER HAVE BEEN BORN! "Shouted Lily the same time as Rose screamed "JAMES YOU IDIOT !"

A/N hey guys! That was the end of the first chapter. Hope you like it! I will update each week but the next chapter might come out a bit early. That's why the chapters are so long. Pls, leave reviews and comments ( even if you have to criticize me). The couples of this fanfic are Hinny, Scorose, Jalice and Romione. Happy reading!