Kirby The Pink Hero: I really admire Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus's stories very well, so I decided to make a story about Max having a farting problem.
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon only Nintendo does.
Enjoy!
In the Hoenn Region, Ash, Brock, May and Max were setting up the table and food for lunch at a beautiful grassy field, as their Pokemon were ready to eat.
"Alright! Everyone lunch is served. I made lots of Cheeseburgers and Hot Dogs for everyone." Brock said
"Finally! I'm really hungry, I can't wait to dig in!" Ash cheered.
"Calm down Ash! Your foods not going anywhere!" May advised as Pikachu nodded in agreement.
"This looks so good, I could shove my face in it!" Max happily screamed.
While everyone was about to start eating, a certain Meowth sneaked quietly to the table somehow not being spotted by any of them as he smirked evilly.
"Hee! Hee! Hee! This going to teach this annoying little know-it-all an unforgettable gassy lesson. Tee! Tee! Tee!" Meowth cackled as he dumps lots of grease in all Max's cheeseburgers while he wasn't looking.
Then Meowth quickly sneaked away, as Lombre who was eating his food notices him walking away, Lombre tilted its head in confusion at first, but then shrugs it off like nothing happened and went back to eating his food.
Then Max turned back around to his cheeseburgers after he was getting the ketchup.
"Time for me to chow down." Max smiled and then took eat bite out of one of his cheeseburgers. "Delicious food!"
Few minutes later after Max was done eating. He began to feel pain from his stomach.
"Argh! My stomach doesn't feel to good." Max groaned holding his stomach as it began to bubble and gurgle.
"Max! What's wrong!? Say something please!" May shrieked in concern bringing Ash, Brock and Pikachu's attention.
"Did you eat your food too fast or something?" Ash asked shocked
"Maybe, he must've put too much ketchup on all of his burgers!" Brock remarked.
"I don't know what's wrong with me…but...I feel like I'm gonna…." Max let out a big loud fart, the Pidgeys, Spearows, and Tallows that were nearby flew away from the awful smell.
Everyone including the pokemon looked at Max with shocked expressions on the face of what he just did.
"Di.. did yo...you just fart Max?" Ash asked stunned by this outcome.
"Wow! That was unexpected of you Max." Brock remarked.
"I didn't know, Max was a poison type.! Pikachu joked earning laughter from the other pokemon.
"Wow! I have an idea Max! Maybe, I could use your butt as a weapon for Harley, just in case that jerk annoys me." May chuckled.
Max's butt rumbled as he let out another deadly fart, as he blushed in embarrassment.
"Stop it! Keep your remarks to yourself May!" Max yelled angrily as he farted again.
"Hey! I'm just lighting up the mood. Besides, since your farts are useful, I could use you as a pokemon for my next contest." May commented
Max growled as he smirked evilly, then walked up to May and tackled her to the ground, then sat his gassy huge butt on May's face. Squirrel and Eevee dropped their jaws at what was happening, then Sceptile and Blaziken shield them not wanting to let the youngsters to see this. Max farted loudly, laughing so hard as May screamed in disgust from the awful stench, while Ash and Brock watched in shock at this event.
"I'm glad, I'am not over there." Brock muttered
"Me too." Ash agreed.
Right after Max got off of May's face. May was on the ground paler then the moon itself at what just happened.
Then Max quickly ran to the forest by himself to do his business.
"Oh man. This just keeps getting worse." Max groaned as his stomach was bubbling then he farted again, this time puffing up his charcoal shorts. Then Max pulled down his shorts to take a dump in the bushes.
"This looks like a good spot to poop, and aww I feel like, I also have diarrhea coming out of my butt too." Max grumbled as he let out so many farts and diarrhea from his butt inside the bushes. "Ahh. That felt good."Max signed in relief as he used one of the leaves to clean his butt.
As he went back to his friends. Team Rocket who was watching the whole scene laughed their asses off at the gassy boy.
"Wow! Meowth, that plan of yours was brilliant!" James chuckled.
"For real! That mini twerp is going to have the gaseous journey for a long time!" Jessie cackled
"Wobbufett." Wobbufett agreed.
"I know, especially since that kid's gotta big fat ass!" Meowth remarked as the three villains laughed evilly
Wow. May, you shouldn't have said that to Max. Ash committed looking at May who was still unconscious from the awful smell.
"Yep. Now you get that." Brock remarked as the Pikachu nodded with agreement.
Then Max came back to the group with a smile on his face.
"Hey guys. Did you miss me?" Max asked with a smile on his face.
"Max, are you're feeling better now?" Brock asked.
"A little bit better." Max answered.
"Well that's good because your farts would scare an Ursaring away." Ash joked then laughed.
But the laughter soon stopped as soon as Max stormed up to Ash for that commit, and jumped on top of his face knocking him to the ground, as Max smiled then sat his butt on Ash's face.
"So you think my farts are scary huh? Well then, sniff up the farts like a good friend Ash! And give my butt a kiss" Max laughed then let out a big raunchy fart in Ash's face, much to his disgust as Ash screamed for dear life.
"EEEWWWWWWWW! GET OFF! GET YOUR BIG BUTT OFF OF ME MAX!" Ash screamed while begging for mercy, to no avail.
"Sorry Ash. You're gonna have to sniff it up, since you wanted to know how bad it is!" Max laughed as he rubbed his smelly butt on Ash before getting off of him.
As Brock and Pikachu and the rest of the Pokemon sweatdropped at this, as Ash was also unconscious from the powerful gas.
"You know Pikachu? Max sure would make a great weapon to use on Team Rocket." Brock whispered hoping Max wouldn't hear him.
As soon as Brock said that. Pikachu realized that it was Team Rocket who did that to Max. "Oh! Team Rocket is really going to get it this time!" Pikachu declared then ran to the bushes followed by Brock and Max.
As Team Rocket was now asleep in a hut. Pikachu, Brock and Max walked quietly in the gut towards them.
"I can't believe, they would do such a thing like that to you Max." Brock said angrily.
"I know right!? They're going to have a smelly awakening." Max smirked before turning around and aimed his butt at the three criminals.
Pikachu then grabbed a random alarm clock and ringed it waking up Team Rocket from their nap.
"WHAT THE!? WHAT'S THAT NOISE!?" James screeched in fright.
"Where did that alarm clock come from!?" Jessie screamed.
"I don't know whe…" Meowth cut himself off as he noticed Max's butt facing them much too their horror.
"OH NOOOO! PLEASE NO! ANYTHING BUT THIS!" Jessie, James and Meowth screamed together.
"You guys pranked me by filling my food with so much grease and because of that, I'm gassy so I'm gonna return the favor by farting on you clowns!" Max smirked as he drank so much soda then he let out the biggest gaseous fart that could even knock out a Skunktank at the terrified criminals.
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!
The gas was powerful enough to sent Team Rocket flying out of the hut.
"Team Rocket is stinking off again!" They screamed as they disappeared in a twinkle.
"That'll teach them an unforgettable gassy lesson." Max chuckled before leaving the hut and back to the field followed by Brock and Pikachu, as Ash and May finally regain consciousness.
"Huh? Where did you guys go?" May asked.
"Let's just say. Team Rocket pranked me with grease making me gassy, so I got my revenge on them by blasting my farts at them sending them blasting off." Max answered.
As soon as he said that. Everyone including their pokemon fainted on the ground as Max looked confused.
"What was it something I said?" Max asked before he suddenly smirked as he said:
Maybe Team Rocket did me a favor by giving me this power. "Now nobody will mess with me again and call me a pipsqueak from now on, just because I'm small." Max laughed.
The End
I really hoped you enjoyed the story. Next time I'll resume to Four Sword and Amazing Mirror Adventures. See you later!