BEFORE I AM JUDGED BY ANYONE! THIS IS A JOKE! Me and my friend were talking about fandoms and shit and she thought this pairing would be funny! Go ahead and leave nasty comments but I'll just laugh it off because this shit is meant to be a joke! OKAY! ENJOY! 3

Snape's Pov:

He stopped pacing and looked over at me. It's obvious he wants to kill tonight; his eyes are more red than usual. However, his expression seems different; it's no longer showing anger and darkness. Instead it's showing regret. What is he planning to do? He never regrets anything he does. I realise I am staring at him so I look down to the floor.

I hear shuffling and then I feel his cold, snake like fingers caress my cheek.

"Look at me Severus" he says in a quiet voice. I look up and to my surprise his face is inches away from mine.

"M-my Lord?" I manage to stutter, "wha-what are you doing?"

He leans in closer and whispers into my ear "I'm sorry Severus, but only I can live forever..."

He steps back and pulls out the elder wand; before I can even begin to plead for my life he gives his wand a quick swish. The blood pours from my neck as I fall backwards to the floor. I hear him say something else but I can't make out any of the words. That's when the snake attacked my already wounded neck again, and again.

Voldemorts's Pov:

What have I done? Severus was the only one I could trust. The only one I could class as a friend. No! I am the Dark Lord and the Dark Lord needs no friends, only followers. That's all Severus was, just another measly Death Eater; nothing more. What needed to be done is done. Severus will be dead soon and the wand will finally belong to its true master.

I look down at Severus once more, he's looking back at me and his lips are trembling. A tingling sensation attacks my stomach; it's like a thousand tiny butterflies are swarming around inside of me. What is this feeling? A single tear rolls down his cheek and soon enough, one falls down mine.

I step forwards and fall down next to Severus. Why did I do this? How could I be so evil? The only one that needed to die tonight is Potter. Severus never deserved this. I'm about to say something but he gets there first.

"I-I'm s-sorry my Lord, f-for disappointing y-you," I push a finger against his dry and chapped lips to silence him.

"You have never once disappointed me Severus. You are the perfect follower," I hesitate before adding "and you're a perfect friend."

Severus manages to lift his head and look into my eyes. I look back into his.

"M-my Lord... I-I lov-" he stops mid-sentence and for a second I'm not sure why. Then I notice the blank expression on his face. I place his head on the ground carefully and quickly get up of the ground. With one last glance in his direction I disparate.

Harry, Ron and Hermione's Pov:

"What the fuck was that?" they all say unison.

So who thought that was terrifying? I did. I'm sorry for hurting your eyes, I hope you all recover. blame my friend!

R&R? Cheers big ears 3