Short It Oneshots

by RICHIETOASTER

These are just a bunch of short one-shots including characters from the movie It (mostly the 2017 adaptation). Although, a few might have one of my OC's in it. Most of them are just stupid and funny. This includes some of my old writing and some of my new writing, so, hopefully, you can see the difference in how I write now. And I hope it's improved.

1. Mike Knows What's Up!

Beverly stood in the kitchen making herself a cup of coffee.

"Mike, can you please pass me that sugar?" she asks. Mike looked up from his book.

"Sure,"

He walked off, then came back with Ben. He pushed him toward Beverly and they all had a nice, long laugh.

"Seriously though, I need the sugar…"

Later

The Losers were all sitting together at a table eating dinner. Bill started eating but noticed it tasted a little bland (not to shade on Mike's cooking or anything, though).

"Hey Mike, pass the s-salt,"

Mike stood up and picked Eddie up out of his chair. Bill sighed and pinched the end of his nose.

"Nevermind, just p-pass the pepper."

Mike set Eddie down and walked over to another end of the table. He picked up Stan, and Stan just sighed and ate a biscuit while dangling in Mike's arms.

"D*mnit, Mike!" Bill snapped. He looked at Stan. "Actually, I'll - I'll take him…" Stanley smiled a bit.

Later

The Losers were all gathered in Bill's basement watching Carrie. Eddie was holding a bucket of popcorn. He held it out to Mike.

"Hey, Mike, can you put some cheesy stuff in here?" he asked.

Mike glanced at the popcorn bucket, then looked at Richie, then at Eddie. "I don't think Richie will fit in there," he said, very seriously.

Bill sighed. "Mike, y-you have a p-problem."

But Richie stood up form where he was sitting. "I think I've been issued a challenge!" He then proceeded to climb all over a screaming Eddie.

The End

(Eddie hit Richie until he stopped, in case you were wondering)