Preface
I'm writing this all down — for posterity, I guess? I hope to God that Blue doesn't ever find this. Well, at least not until I'm dead. She's become reliant on how she pictures me: brave, strong, and outgoing. I'm not sure she could survive having that image shattered. This particular adventure shows some of my weakest moments. Blue, if you are reading this, make sure you're ready emotionally before you continue.