1884. A desert near Cotton Mouth Bluff.
In the Western town of Cotton Mouth Bluff, there existed a population of anthropomorphic animals. The sheriff was named Wiley Everett Fox. He was a very good sheriff. He protected Cotton Mouth Bluff, and arrested bad people. One day, a mysterious helicopter was flying by. It was going to crash. The helicopter pilot, a female Caucasian woman. The pilot lost control of the helicopter. The helicopter crashed. The pilot died. The survivors were: Stuart "2D" Pot, and a group of children. 2D was shirtless. He wore a old fashioned Army Helmet. 2D's eyes were completely black. This was a result of multiple car crashes. 2D had azure blue hair. 2D and the kids got out of the helicopter. They walked through the desert.
Meanwhile, In Cotton Mouth Bluff.
The sheriff was minding his own business in his office, when, suddenly, one of his men enters his office. "Sir, a mysterious flying object just crash landed." It was one of Wiley's men. He was a male cat. His name was Paul. "Where did this flying object land?" Wiley asked. "It landed not too far from here." Paul asked. Suddenly, they both heard the sound of a flare gun. The sheriff and the cat ran outside of the Sheriif's office. They saw a red flare. Wiley and Paul ran towards the red flare.
2D took out a flare gun and aimed it at the sky. He pulled the trigger. A flare shot out of the gun. It was meant to signal his friends: Noodle, Murdoc, and Russel. 2D was part of a band called Gorillaz. Murdoc Niccals, Russel Hobbs and Noodle. They formed the band Gorillaz in 1998. The flare attracted the remaining 3 Gorillaz members, who were in a humvee. Russel drove towards the flare. 2D walked by the group of kids. A keyboard with folded springs appeared out of nowhere. Just as 2D was about to play, he saw 2 people running towards him. "Stop right there." A fox said. 2D saw that the fox was a sheriff. "Why are you stopping me?" 2D asked. "Because you fired a flare gun." Wiley said. "I fired the flare gun to attract my friends. A helicopter crashed, and me and the kids need to be rescued." 2D said. "What's your name?" Wiley asked 2D. "2D. My real name is Stuart, but most people call me 2D." 2D said. "Why do people call you 2D for?" The sheriff fox asked. "People call me 2D because I have 2 dents in my head, the result of 2 car crashes. It ruined both of my eyes." 2D said. "Ok." Wiley said. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to sing." 2D said. 2D reached for his keyboard. He played the opening notes to the song "Dirty Harry". The humvee was driving towards 2D's position. The humvee had the remaining 3 members of Gorillaz: Murdoc, Noodle, and Russel. Noodle and Murdoc popped their heads out of the roof of the humvee. Then 2D started to sing.
I need a gun to keep myself from harm
The poor people are burning in the sun
But they ain't got a chance
They ain't got a chance
I need a gun
'Cause all I do is dance
'Cause all I do is dance
I need a gun to keep myself from harm
The poor people are burning in the sun
No, they ain't got a chance
They ain't got a chance
I need a gun
'Cause all I do is dance
'Cause all I do is dance.
The humvee finally arrived at 2D's position. All of a sudden, a person wearing a beige military outfit appeared from the underground. His name is Bootie Brown. He began rapping.
In my backpack
I got my act right
In case you act quite difficult
And yo is so weakin'
With anger and discontent
Some are seeking and searching like me, moi
I'm a peace-loving decoy
Ready for retaliation
I change the whole occasion to a pine box six-under
Impulsive don't ask wild wonder
Orders given to me is
Strike and I'm thunder with lightning fast reflexes
On constant alert from the constant hurt
That seems limitless with no dropping pressure
Seems like everybody's out to test ya
'Til they see you brake
They can't conceal the hate that consumes you
I'm the reason why you flipped your soosa
Chill with your old lady at the tilt
I got a ninety days digit
And I'm filled with guilt
From things that I've seen
Your water's from a bottle
Mine's from a canteen
At night I hear the shots
Ring so I'm a light sleeper
The cost of life
It seems to get cheaper
Out in the desert
With my street sweeper
The war is over
So said the speaker with the flight suit on
Maybe to him I'm just a pawn
So he can advance
Remember when I used to dance
Man, all I want to do is dance
I need a gun to keep myself from harm
When the song was over, all of the people standing there were stunned. The sheriff was shocked. "What do you think of the song?" 2D asked. "It blew my mind." A voice from behind Wiley said. It was a raccoon. The raccoon's name was Tennessee Kid Cooper, a notorious outlaw. "Tennessee Kid Cooper. What are you doing here?" Wiley asked suspiciously. "Nothing. Just got done listening to this guy's music. It was, wow, I can't even explain how mind blowing it was." Tennessee Kid said. "Thanks." 2D said. "What may your name be?" Tennessee asked. "My name is 2D. My real name is Stuart, but people call me 2D." 2D said. "2D? Ok." Tennessee said. Suddenly, 2D and the rest of the Gorillaz members were teleported unexpectedly. Wiley, Paul, and Tennessee were all confused.
