Okay, I decided to make my own Akatsuki kitten story. I figured why not since it's fairly popular and I wanted to do something different.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto

It was one of those rare times that this fairly well known organization was able to sit and relax. Ever since the Akatsuki had gone silent for two years, the missions weren't as frequent and things were just not as stressful. "You ready to go get the one-tailed Jinchuuriki, Danna?" the bomber, known as Deidara, asked.

"I'm ready, brat," Sasori replied getting into Hiruko before anyone could notice him.

"Sempai, look what Tobi found!" the masked man shouted as he ran into the large underground hideout followed by the Akatsuki spy Zetsu. In Tobi's hand was a black rectangle with a red button in the center.

Deidara's eyes immediately narrowed as thoughts of a detonator came to mind. "Tobi, put that down, yeah," the blonde ordered.

Tobi was an idiot and had ignored his Sempai; he proceeded to push the taunting red button cause you just have to press that shit, especially when told not to. An electrical surge ran through the main hideout and the four members weren't quick enough to react before they all blacked out.

Drip. A sun-kissed, yellow kitten wiggled his nose as water landed on it. Drip. The small creature wiped its nose with his tiny right paw to stop the water. Drip. Irritated, the kitten glared at whatever was bothering his nose, but grew frustrated in not being able to figure out what was causing this disaster. A water droplet hit his head and he looked up to see a hose pipe dripping water from a loose connection. Not a few seconds later the kitten's eyes went wide and he began looking around paying more attention to details. "Where the hell am I, yeah?" he wondered.

Deidara noticed the strangely tall grass and the white house that the hose was attached to; something was off. "Danna?" he called out.

"Quiet brat, your voice is too loud," Sasori's voice rang as he approached his partner through the lush, green grass. Once Sasori saw his partner, however, he froze. "...Deidara, what's going on?" Sasori was unaware that he was a red kitten with white, sock-like paws.

"...Sasori-Danna?" Deidara questioned with wide eyes.

"Tobi's head hurts..." a black kitten with an orange face stated as he too came into view. The only eye visible on the kitten's face was the right, onyx colored eye; the left eye seemed to be permanently closed. Tobi's eye went wide as he looked at Sasori and his Sempai; this was not what he was expecting to happen.

"Tobi, next time Deidara tells you not to press a button, you better listen. That's not important; why are we small kittens?" Zetsu said as he as he sat up from the spot he was in. He wasn't easy to be seen since he had a patch of green fur on top of his head. His body was evenly split down the middle with black and white. Two yellow, beady eyes glanced around at the unfavorable surroundings.

Tobi was pissed. He had every intention of sending this organization to a different world, but not himself. He was growing suspicious of the Akatsuki potentially betraying him, so Obito had decided to send them off until he once again felt the need to use the current members. Unfortunately though his plan failed and now they were stuck in this world until someone else back in the base pressed the same button, but that was a one in a million chance since the members had traveled constantly and no one knew the location of the main hideout. "We'll worry about why we're cats here in a second, yeah. More importantly, is the rest of our organization here or just us four, un?" Deidara wondered.

"I believe they're all here; I can sense the other members' chakra nearby," Sasori stated.

Deidara nodded before following the familiar trace of chakra. "This is strange, I can't feel chakra from anyone else other than our organization, yeah," the yellow kitten stated.

"Now that you mention it you're right," Sasori said continuing to walk next to his partner. "Everything needs chakra to survive yet there's nothing..."

"There is chakra, but it's all just very subtle, natural chakra. Not everyone has it either, it's only in some places here and there," Zetsu said as he continued to look at his surroundings.

"What types of people, Zetsu-San?!" Tobi asked.

Zetsu scowled at the orange faced kitten, "How should I know? We just suddenly arrived in this world. We don't know anything other than there are some people who have chakra."

"They're probably the people of great importance or whatever, yeah," Deidara remarked as the rest of the Akatsuki came into sight.

A large, blue kitten that could easily be mistaken for a small cat that had black markings on its face turned its head to look at the four new arrivals. The six remaining members were sitting in a circle and had seemed to be conversing with each other. The orange kitten was sitting more in the middle; that was obviously Pein. He had a tabby-orange color with piercings adorning his body in various places. To his left stood a smaller blue kitten that had a lip piercing; her right ear what completely white. A kitten that was white with a silver tint to it sat glaring at Pein. The second largest kitten sat nearest to the silver one. This kitten was a dark brown and the short fur did a good job with hiding the various stitches covering the cat. On the other side of the largest blue kitten sat a pure black one with blank, onyx eyes. Deidara scowled at seeing Itachi, but didn't press a fight since it was at an inconvenient time. Kisame grinned at the four new comers, "Well it looks like we all did come here after all."

"What do you four remember before we were sent here?" Pein demanded to know; he jumped right to the point.

Hidan scoffed, "They probably know about as much as we fucking do; absolutely fucking shit."

Kakuzu sent his partner a hard glare, "Hidan, shut up before I make you."

"Actually, it was Tobi's fault, un," Deidara said glaring at the orange faced kitten who managed to look innocent.

"What exactly did Tobi do?" Pein asked also glancing at the subordinate. The orange kitten didn't care for Madara and had a feeling that man had been plotting something.

"If you don't mind me cutting in, the three of us saw Tobi press a red button before an electric surge erupted through the base," Sasori explained.

The more emotional members threw heated glares at the orange faced cat. Kakuzu's sort-temper got the better of him as he also glared at the childish member. Tobi actually had the intelligence to cower behind Deidara under the miser's deadly aura. Konan was staring at the subordinate; it wasn't an emotionless stare, but a stare that sent chills down one's spine. "W-What did Tobi do?" he asked timidly.

"Why the fuck would you randomly press a fucking button?" Hidan snarled starting to stalk towards Tobi.

"Hidan, stop. Right now we need to find shelter and go from there. We can't sit out in the open like this due to our size. We are extremely vulnerable," Pein reasoned as he got up and began walking off.

Konan glanced at the others before following her old friend. "What do you suggest we do to find shelter, Pein-sama? We can't risk separating because of predators and no one would want to adopt ten kittens off of the streets," she said quietly.

Pein glanced behind him to see the other members following behind, "Let's keep all options open right now. If we can't find a house to live in temporarily, then we'll settle for something still close to the residences as we can. If we wonder too far from human towns we'll be easier targets for large animals."

"Yes, Pein-sama," Konan agreed.

"Hey, we had woken up near a house, yeah," Deidara said; he had overheard Pein's last comment.

Pein stopped and looked at the blonde bomber, "You couldn't have told us sooner? Take us to the house."

Deidara nodded before he and Sasori led the group back to the dripping hose. "We didn't investigate the house at the time because we figured finding the rest of the Akatsuki was a bigger priority, un," the yellow kitten said.

"It's not in the best condition, but it's a house," Kisame remarked eyeing the structure.

Itachi had jumped on the window that overlooked the yard and peered inside, "This house seems to have been empty for a long period of time. There's dust covering every inch of space."

Pein jumped up to see what Itachi was talking about; the furniture in the home seemed to be fairly old. There was a small desk against the far left that was covered in what seemed an inch of dust. In the far left corner sat a bookshelf filled with different books and even some scrolls. "...I don't like the feel of this house," the leader said glancing at Itachi. "It's like there's a presence that we can't see in that house..."

Itachi looked back at Pein, "I know, I feel it as well..."

A snort of laughter gained the two males attention. Both Pein and Itachi looked down to see Hidan looking at them with amusement in his eyes. "Don't tell me you both are fucking scared of this damn house; here I thought you couldn't get anymore fucking lame," the Jashinist stated.

"Idiot, there's something in that house." Zetsu remarked. He was able to feel a very subtle chakra presence from the inside of the house, but it wasn't a peaceful presence. It had almost an evil feel to it.

Hidan was about to retort, but a loud bang sounded from the inside of the old home that startled the Jashinist. "...What the fuck was that?" he asked.

"Shut up, idiot. How are we supposed to know what that was?" Kakuzu asked glaring at his partner.

Another bang sounded, and it seemed to be getting closer to the window that Pein and Itachi were sitting on. BANG! It sounded again. Soon the banging began to quicken and the outside earth began to rumble from the sensation. All the Akatsuki members' tails bristled before a shriek startled the leader and Uchiha. They both landed on all fours safely on the grass below the window. Silence engulfed the house and everything became dead silent. "Tobi is scared of the haunted home..." the orange faced kitten stated.

"I don't think we'll staying here," Kisame mused.

"...I'm curious as to why you four were teleported directly next to this place," Itachi said; he thought there was a connection between this home and the device used to teleport them to this world.

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" Hidan exclaimed as he darted in the grass.

The other Akatsuki members looked at each other before following after the Jashinist. "Hidan, don't run off," Pein ordered once they caught up.

Hidan glared at the leader, "You don't fucking understand, there was something in that fucking house!"

"Obviously," Kakuzu rolled his eyes.

Pein began walking ahead of the others once again, "We still need to look for a place."

Silence came over the organization as they all began their journey to search for shelter.

This story is bound to get interesting, and I would love it if you readers would inform me of what you would love to see happen in this Akatsuki Kitten adventure. :) I might change things up do to side effects of world jumping, but I'm not sure yet. Also, should i have them speak English or should I have them speaking Japanese and allow them to learn English? Please let me know! :)