…He Is An Addams!…

Author's note/Warning: This is a Yaoi story as in male x male. The pairing is Steve Rogers X Tony Stark, with a side of Steve Rogers X Everyone. If it offends you, you might want to turn back now. For those that don't mind that, I hope you enjoy the story. All reviews are appreciated.

/warning/: This chapter contains, cursing, a much darker approach to The Addams Family, or not depending on what you think ;) darkness, horror elements, blood (A lot of it), creepiness, Winter Soldier Steve! Everyone falls in love with Steve while Steve being murderously and madly in love with Tony! The story is not as dark as it sounds. What I planned to be an angsty horrifying horror story turned out to be a kinky crack mixed with horror… But oh, well, can't help it! This chapter was beta by the amazing 'FluffyKittyCat2'!

Disclaimer: I will only say this once. I don't own anything and make no profit off this story.

Chapter 1

Note to self, Addams are weird…

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If someone told Tony that today was the day he will lose his Goddamn sanity (And privacy) he would have laughed loudly in their face while walking away, ordering Jarvis to put them on the blacklist for all he cares, but the thing is, that's exactly what happened to him right now. It all started with Barnes, Goddamn Captain fucking America discovering that his childhood friend (And the original Captain America) was still alive, which then ended with him going on his mad quest of catching the Winter Soldier, the most feared assassin in the world. The one that put the fear of God in Natasha Romanov, the ghost stories that everyone feared hearing, lest it was hunted, the Steve Rogers.

Tony didn't even know how, but in the end, he ended up helping Barnes get his friend back after the annoyed man begged Tony for three days straight after Project Insight to help him get his friend back. And as much as Tony loved Barnes' begging, it was honestly getting annoying, so in the end, Tony agreed to help the man and in the next two weeks they were able to catch the Winter Soldier with no issues… that is, if you didn't count Barnes' broken face (Again).

And now here Tony was in debrief with Fury and the team, trying to learn everything about the Winter Soldier in hopes of helping him, not that Fury wanted to help them out of the kindness of his dark little heart, no, but the thought of two super-soldiers was too much to pass, especially when one of them is The Winter Soldier. "Can you please explain this to me, Barnes?" Fury asked as a video start playing. In the video, the Winter Soldier strapped in an electric chair, it was then that Tony knew that they are going to see a torture video, which made Tony tense a little, preparing himself.

But what he saw made Tony's jaw fall down and his eyes widen as he snapped his mouth shut, not even knowing what to do because he could perfectly see that Steve Rogers was getting tortured by the chair. But the thing is, the man was not thrashing in pain, he was not screaming for them to stop, he was actually smirking at them with a dark look in his eyes. "Is that all you got? Why don't you raise it ten volts?" That was what the man said as he let out a satisfied purr when they did that, and Tony swore he heard sobs and cries in the background, probably from the scientists because he was sure he heard "We are going to die!" which made Tony blink and blink and blink some more.

The dreamy sigh he heard from Barnes made him look at the man who was looking at the screen like a schoolgirl watching her crush, making Tony press his lips tightly into a straight line. "He is an Addams…" Barnes said, and where those hearts floating around him?

Hearing the word 'Addams' made everyone freeze in place, and Tony's eyes widened at that if that was even possible. "Wait! Addams? You meant like those creepy people who live in creepy mansions near the graves and are more of scary demons than actual people?" Clint asked, and if Tony could move, he would have clapped his hands for Clint because that was exactly what he thought about… but Rogers doesn't even look like an Addams! He didn't have the dark hair or the olive skin the Addams are known to possess, so what the hell?

"He is an Addams on his mother's side." Barnes waved them off as he let out another dreamy sigh when the video continued to play that scene of Rogers laughing like a villain in horror movies, and the cries in the background increased.

"Then I guess that explains this…" Fury muttered to himself as he played the next video and everyone saw how Barnes' face turned from the dreamy side to the horrifying side in zero seconds, which made everyone turn to the screen, and for the second time that day, Tony's jaw fell on the floor.

In this video Rogers was actually in a bright room full of a childish cartoon drawn on the walls, children's music playing in the background, and a lot of stuffed toys of all shapes and sizes and cuteness were in the room. The Winter Soldier was huddling in the middle of the room while hissing and trying to thrash away from the Hydra agent that was combing his hair while singing him songs that were meant for little babies. Everyone could see how pale Rogers was, and the dark circles surrounded his eyes told them that the man didn't have a good night's sleep in weeks.

The sob that came from Barnes made everyone look at the man in disbelieve, and Tony had to shake his head because... Nope! Nope, and hell to the Nope! This wasn't happening! "You know, I was actually joking when I said that Hydra was nothing but a bunch of weaklings that breaded each other's hair in their downtime, but I didn't mean it literally! This is not even torture!" Tony finally snapped as he stood up and pointed at the video of Rogers whimpering when the female Hydra agent shook a stuffed toy in front of the man (A cute white bear to be specific). This was just… no…

"And what do you know about torture!" Barnes snapped as he sniffled and wiped his tears away trying to be as manly as he could while letting out pitiful whimpers when another video of Rogers being sprinkled with Holy Water appeared. "Look at what those monsters did! They gave him a Malibu Barbie!" A fresh wave of tears started leaving Barnes as he sobbed and repeated the word 'monsters' over and over again. Honestly, Tony didn't even know if there were hidden cameras somewhere and he was the victim of it… God, he should have never left his bed this morning…

Fury, like Tony, seemed to be done with Barnes shit, which was a miracle considering that this was the first time the two of them agreed on anything. "Barnes, quit your whining! If you want to see Rogers that badly then go to the fucking holding cells and see him!" The man snapped which made Barnes sniff a little and turn his head to the commander.

"Does the cell have torture instruments? Spiders? Dried blood? Human organs?" Barnes asked desperately as he looked at the commander with wide pleading eyes, and Tony just opened his mouth and closed it while blinking his eyes, wondering if he went into a parallel universe and now he was in the Twilight Zone.

"Get the hell out of here Barnes!" Fury snapped as a vine popped on his forehead and his eyes turned murderous…

Needless to say, everyone ran…

It was a week later, that Barnes got the green light to get Rogers in the Avengers mansion, mainly because there were complaints from a few (all) S.H.I.E.L.D agents as they complained about hearing heavy footsteps and moans of pain in the dark hallways of S.H.I.E.L.D in the middle of the night, and the next day they all will end up finding trails of dried blood that lead to Rogers' cell. Tony being the only sane person on the team, refused for the man to be within three miles of his mansion, but it seems that Barnes was crafty, as he convinced Natasha and Clint to be on his side, Hell! Even Bruce! And he thought that Bruce was his science bro!

So because he knew that it was going to be a lost cause, Tony grumbled to himself and decided to prepare a room for Rogers, in a far, far, far away corner of the mansion, away from Tony's room, or his labs, or kitchen, or library, or anything that generally matters to him, because if one thing was known, Pepper will skin him alive if she knew he was housing an Addams, and not even the winter collection of high heels would save his hide this time.

So Tony, knowing that he was going to house a crazy Addams, did what every sane person will do… he decorated the room before Rogers did (With humans skeletons if Barnes was to be trusted) he made sure that the room was padded, in hope of the man not hurting himself (It wasn't because he knows that someone will end up trapped here and it wasn't even Rogers, nope!). He even made sure to write on the walls in dried red paint that looked like blood when it dried 'Aren't you glad you didn't turn on the lights?' Hell, he went the whole nine yards with spider webs, dark sheets, black carpet, and black curtains and so much more while decorating that room for the man of the hour that was going to show up any minute now (not that he was hoping to be able to scare Rogers or anything).

So here Tony was, pouting as he saw the black S.H.I.E.L.D issued car pulling in his driveway, it was only a few seconds before Rogers was led out of the car in cuffs, with Barnes fluttering all around him trying to make sure that he was OK while ignoring the agents that ran out of the car screaming bloody murder while having a suspicious red substance on their person that Tony wouldn't even bother to think about, for his sanity.

So after a lot of floating and chattering from Barnes, who took Rogers' cuffs and was talking to him like they were long lost friends who had just found each other after graduating college (The sparkling in Bucky's eyes made Tony doubtful at the label 'Friend') Rogers was then lead toward his room, with Tony crossing his fingers behind his back that the man will hate the room enough to run away when he sees it, Addams or not, the room Tony was able to create was disturbing as hell, even by his standard and he has seen a lot of weird shit.

"What the fuck is that Tony?" Barnes squeaked as he eyed the room with disbelieving eyes, turning to the short man with a murderous look on his face. "How could you do this? It's horrible! It's bloody! And no decent human can even live here! It's… it's…" Barnes lost his ability to talk but the glare on his face promised Tony death, and maybe Tony shouldn't have tempted fate, especially when it was going against Captain America.

"… It's home…" A new voice said, which made everyone look around the room to see who was the speaker, and in the end, all of their eyes turned toward Rogers who was touching the dry paint on the padded walls, his face taking in the room with wide eyes, like he couldn't believe himself, and to be honest, even Tony couldn't believe his ears either, because here went Tony's plan of getting Rogers out of his mansion.

"… You like it?" Barnes asked while tilting his head and Rogers nodded without looking away from the torturing instruments thrown around the room like it was nothing and Tony gulped when he saw the sinister sparkle in Rogers' eyes as he took everything in with glee.

"What's your name?" Rogers asked when his eyes fell on the inventor taking a step after step towards Tony, and the brunette wondered why he didn't already back away like his life depended on it, but as always Tony was stubborn as hell, so he stood his ground and glared into Rogers' eyes, which apparently was a mistake, because the man's eyes shined at that, and unfortunately Tony couldn't see the rest of his face curtesy of the Winter Soldier mask that hide the rest of the blond's face that the man didn't seem to want to take off.

"Tony Stark, genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist," Tony said while he tried to smile his egoistic and fearless smile but he was sure that whatever confident smile he tried to paste on his face was nothing but a grimace as he took in Rogers, who hummed.

"It's… a pleasant… surprise to meet you…" The man murmured as he put his hand in his pocket and pulled a black rose out of nowhere trying to give it to Tony, which made the man look at the rose with an eyebrow-raising, wondering why the man will give him a rose that was meant for a funeral. Tony took a step back away from Rogers who was gazing at him with a dark look in his eyes… and maybe Barnes' death glare as he hissed at Tony when the man dared to look at the rose that Rogers wanted him to have was one of the reasons he decided to turn around and walk out of the room, shivering as he heard a mad cackle coming from inside the room.

Just his luck…

As much as Tony wished to say that living with an Addams wasn't weird (even if he was half an Addams half a Rogers) he knew that he was lying to himself (and lying badly)… not only was Rogers weird, but he was the dangerous weird, the kind of weird that will remind Tony of Stephen King's books, the kind of weird that remind Stark of that book 'IT' with the murderous clown.

So as Tony said, life with Rogers was a weird one, not because of the screaming that came from his room in the middle of the night, not because of the blood that would paint the mansion's walls came sunset, not the fake (he hoped they were fake) body parts that will be found all around the mansion, and the blood trails and broken windows… no, Tony got used to it after living with the man for two months, he even got used to (no, not Barnes, that man doesn't deserve his respect when he kept glaring at him like a five years old child every time Rogers' gaze turned to the engineer) Bucky always swooning over Rogers every time the man breathed.

What Tony couldn't wrap his head on was how everyone seemed to be swooning over Rogers. At first, it was only Bucky who was madly in love with the man. Then it became two when Thor started showing interest in said man, always telling him about how Rogers reminded Thor of home and his brother (Tony still refuse to think about that statement, uh-huh, nope, he was not coming near that line of thought at all). Then Natasha came into the mix, something about her always having a crush on the man and that said man was the one who trained her when she was still in the Red Room. Then Clint hopped on board in a creepy way really, because Tony may or may not have caught the man stealing Rogers' underwear… and the most surprising development was Bruce… something about Rogers not fearing the Hulk and seeing Bruce as a real person… Needless to say, Tony was 100% sure that Rogers brainwashed his teammates.

Tony hummed to himself as he walked through the hallways of his house, planning on going out to the gardens, the only place he refused to let Rogers be in, not wanting the man to poison his flowers. He grimaced the whole way when he saw bloody words of threats written on the wall, and he was sure that he saw a creepy doll or two running down the hallways with scissors in their plushy hands as they give childish giggles, making the hair on Tony's neck stand on end… he always hated dolls…

Reaching the garden Tony gave a relieved sigh as he stretched a little, only to freeze in place when he saw rows after rows of tiny graves. Tony could do nothing but hold onto his screams when he saw that his precious gardens were destroyed, white roses were painted red with blood, while the other flora type he had were burned to dust, the fruit trees in his backyard were leafless and dark like coal, with crows standing in rows on their branches, cawing as they gazed at Tony with beady eyes like they were getting ready for a meal.

Tony could only walk through the wasteland that was his beautiful garden, trying to hold his sobs in, whimpering a little when he saw a cat's paw sticking out of one of the small graves… and there! In the middle of all this mess was Rogers, sitting near a small hole while holding his hands together like he was praying. "What the fuck did you do?!" Tony cried out as he rushed toward the man who was lowering a small box in the small grave in front of him.

His words made Rogers pause and he turned to Tony, and the man had to stop in his place as he took in Rogers's face, this was the first time that he actually saw Rogers's face without it being covered by his mask, and in the back of his mind, he grumbly admitted why everyone may have a small crush on the man. "Oh, hello, Mr. Stark, you arrived just in time, I was about to bury this poor animal." Rogers said as he gave a small (creepy, if Tony had anything to say) smile, lowering the box in the hole.

The sound of the desperate meowing coming from the box and Rogers frowning and shushing it after shaking the box harshly broke Tony from his frozen state, and he rushed to take the box out of Rogers's hands. "Are you crazy? It's still alive!" Tony cried out as he opened the box to free the cat, squeaking and letting go of the box when he saw what could be qualified as roadkill inside of the box, looking at him with dead yellow eyes before standing on its legs and run as fast as it can on its broken spine, which was really fast if Tony has to say so.

"Oh… it took me weeks to catch…" Rogers said with a sad voice, and Tony could only shake as he saw that… that thing! start yowling as it hissed at the crows making the birds give a mighty caw before flying away from the trees.

"W… w-what was that?" Tony asked shakily as the cat ran toward the high fences of the mansion and passed through the bars, it was only five seconds before the people outside start screaming and the cars start crashing into each other, he was sure that he heard a man screaming 'It ripped my fingers!'

"A dead cat possessed by a demon, not too common around here… you needed to bury it or the demon wouldn't leave the body and rise in the next full moon to cause chaos…" Rogers said with disappointment coloring his tone, which made Tony give a choked sound and turn to the man.

"What do you call this then? It's ripping people's fingers off! Stop it!" Tony cried out when he saw the dead cat trotting down the road with a human's leg in its mouth, dripping blood everywhere. "Oh my God, oh God, oh God, oh God!" Tony called out in panic as he pulled Rogers from the front of his shirt. "You either stop it or I will rip your balls and shove them down your throat, you get me, Rogers?" Tony screamed as he shook the man back and forth, causing the man to blink his eyes and gaze at Tony with a dazed look. "You are useless!" Tony moans as he let go of Rogers causing him to fall on the ground and he turned around running toward the fence. "Jarvis! Fire the armor now!" Tony called out and a few seconds later the Tony was fully armored and ready to fight the zombie/demon/cat/whatever the hell it was…

He was unaware of wide eyes taking him in…

So Tony could say that Rogers was not only weird but dangerous as hell, and he even begged Fury to take him back after the cat accident, but the man refused, saying something about Rogers needing 'Familiar faces' so that he will be able to 'recover'… though Tony knew that secretly Fury was afraid of Rogers, that's why he doesn't want him in S.H.I.E.L.D, or any where near it… so now Tony was stuck with Rogers as a 'Forever Here' guest, but that didn't mean he didn't scream at Rogers. He screamed at the man for what he did to his gardens, and the dead animals that were buried in his backyard… he doesn't want a Pet Cemetery in his house, the horror of dealing with that cat was enough…

But as always screaming at Rogers meant that he got screamed at by Bucky. He seemed to take it as his place to protect Rogers from him, the man even did a slid show about how Tony was too harsh on Rogers, and that he was holding Steve back from recovering, which made Tony growl at the team and curse Barnes seven ways to hell. If the man was too blind to see how Rogers was, then Tony wouldn't care when Bucky's head get chopped up when Rogers used him a voodoo sacrifice!

Tony grumbled to himself as he hammered into the armor, growling when he saw a part of the armor being ripped off, it was all because of that stupid cat and its harder than steel bite. Tony actually couldn't believe that the cat was able to rip into his armor by using its teeth and claws.

"I apologize…" A voice behind Tony made the inventor jump and turn around, brandishing the soldering iron like a weapon, which Tony lowered after seeing that the person who scared him was no one other than Rogers, which Tony knew that if he wanted he needed the Iron Man armor to even scare that man and not a small soldering iron that probably won't even damage the soldier, even when it was a dangerous instrument.

"What are you doing here?" Tony asked as he put the soldering iron down and crossed his arms over his chest while looking at Rogers with narrow eyes, daring the man to do something stupid—mainly opening his mouth and talking—because Tony swears that he will stab the man if he heard him say another word.

"I came to apologize for what I did… and for what Bucky said; he can be a little… overprotective." Rogers said which made Tony blink and raise his eyebrow at the man, not believing that the man would say something like that. Was Rogers blind to how Bucky was practically salivating every time he came down for breakfast?

"Yeah… overprotective… you sure you didn't notice how the man has been trying to get in your pants since you came here?" Tony asks spitefully, not caring about jeopardizing Bucky's chance with Rogers, still a little bit angry for the mean things the man said to him.

"Oh, I noticed alright, but he is not the one I am interested in, to be honest…" Rogers said which made Tony hum and blink at that, shrugging a little, it wasn't his fault that Barnes'll end up with a broken heart when he learns that his precious 'Stevie' was in love with another person… "You know… it takes a real man to be fearless enough to create his tomb while still alive…" Rogers said as he walked toward Tony which made the shorter man let out a confused noise at that and look up at the man who was caging him, making Tony tense. "If only you could see yourself today, wearing your own armor like a tomb, fighting for your life when any second now you will be crushed into nothing, having the strong will to go down in your armor, and not fearing the destructive power you have…" Rogers sighed dreamily at that, causing a shiver of fear run down Tony's spine as he swallows nervously… "Cara Mia… you took my breath away…" Rogers said as he brought his right hand to Tony, and only now Tony notice the rose stems in the man's hands…

Tony gazed at the rose stems that had the actually roses cut off, leaving only the stalk that was full of sharp thorns and dead leaves. Tony could do nothing but gaze at the stems then at Rogers who was looking at him like he hung the moon in the sky, which was making Tony uncomfortable, especially when he realized that his teammates would kill him if they heard about this. Tony laughed nervously at that and pushed Rogers' hand away from him which made the man's face become crestfallen at that… "I am really sorry… but I… uh… I'm too busy for a relationship… I don't even know you that well… besides, I am sure everyone is going to be mad about this… so sorry…?" Tony was sure he opened his mouth and inserted his foot in it, as he got out of Rogers' arms walking backward, away from Rogers, expecting the man to go into a fit, which he may have been right.

Tony's words though seemed to freeze Steve in his place and he could do nothing but frown, his eyes taking in the short man with a thoughtful gaze. "I won't give up if that's what you think… I would still like to court you; if you are afraid of what your teammates will say, don't worry I will handle them…" Rogers said darkly, which made Tony gulp, and before he was able to open his mouth and insert his foot deeper, the lights flickered off and on, and suddenly Rogers disappeared from the lab like he wasn't even there in the first place. Tony's eyes widened at and he looked around the place wondering where the man disappeared to…

He has a bad feeling about this…

Natasha grumbled to herself as she walked toward the kitchen, huffing when the storm outside increased and the sound of thunder became louder than it was a few seconds ago. The woman let out a sigh, looking at the hallway that Steve's room was supposed to be in with a thoughtful look on her face, biting her lower lip in deep thoughts.

It had been three months since Rogers was brought here, three months of the man being weird but endearing at the same time, she had to admit. At first, she thought that the Winter Soldier was going to be nothing but a headache, a creepy headache considering his Addams hierarchy and him having once upon a time tried to kill her.

But the thing is, Rogers was actually not that bad, he was weird yes, he has that unhealthy obsession with death and blood and gore and strange cursed things, that was for sure. But under all that creepiness, he was actually a sweet man, he was understanding for once, never making fun of her for being a woman. He even looked at her proudly and start telling her about how his cousin Wednesday was like her, beautiful and deadly and won't stop until in her vengeance until the blood of her enemy had soaked her clothes… which as much as it was disturbing, it was actually sweet… in a twisted kind of way…

But the thing is, Natasha knew she had competition, and her biggest threat yet, was Barnes. After all, the man was Rogers' best friend since childhood, and if she wanted to have Rogers to herself, then she needed to get rid of Barnes… or maybe she needed to lay a spell on Rogers so that he will fall in love with her, after all, she did hear the man say that he admires Enchantress for trying to trap Thor in her sexual spell the other day… maybe she will get in contact with one of her old buddies from her dark days…

Natasha hummed to herself as she switched the lights, grumbling when the lights flickered on and off, she is so going to have a talk with Stark about how to maintain his house. The storm raged loudly in the background, but the redhead didn't give it that much thought, going to the fridge with a hum, pausing when she saw the shadow of a man on the wall when lightning painted the sky white followed by a clap of deafening thunder.

"Clint?" She asked as she turned around, frowning when she didn't see anyone in the kitchen with her, causing her hand to unconsciously head toward where she kept her gun, Natasha then shook her head trying to clear it, it was probably just her imagination, she did come home straight from a mission.

She opened the fridge with a thoughtful hum, taking the juice from the fridge and turned around, only to blink when she saw a doll sitting on the counter gazing at her. Natasha shivered at how the porcelain doll looked a little bit like her with the red hair and green eyes, though the doll had half of its face broken, and the white dress she was wearing was drenched with a red substance.

"Goddammit, Clint! Stop it with these childish games!" Natasha snapped, thinking that it was Clint, as the man usually loved playing pranks on her daily, the woman cursed in Russian as she went to the doll, taking it and throwing it in the garbage can with a huff.

She wasn't aware of the eyes that were watching her, and when the lightning lit the room once more, the shape of a person sitting on the ceiling could be seen, and it was looking at the woman with wide red eyes, taking her in. Natasha turned around fast when she felt eyes on her, but she didn't see anyone in the kitchen no matter where she looked, the lights start flickering on and off, making the woman's breath speed up and she gulped… what was going on?

"Natalie…" Natasha heard her name being whispered in a child's voice, which made her choke on her breath as she turned toward the door with wide eyes, only for them to widen when she saw someone standing near the kitchen's door. "Natalie…" The lights flickered, and instead of the person standing near the door, it was halfway through the kitchen toward her, making the woman flinch and back away, her hand reaching for where she hid her gun, only to not find it, which made her whimper unconsciously. The thunder deafened her with how loud it was, and she swore she only closed her eyes for a Nanosecond, but when she opened them she saw red eyes and wide razor-sharp smile greeting her. "I found you…" The voice said in wonder, a giggle could be heard hidden deep within it, and when that thing raised its clawed hand….

Natasha screamed…

Ever since Steve has suddenly disappeared from his workshop Tony was worried, I mean the Winter Soldier himself told him that he was interested in him, even called him 'My Dear' in Italian (How did the man even know he was half an Italian?) of course Tony was weary, he was talking about a man who has a strange fascination with death, who coos at the thought of humans body parts, and who probably got turned on by torture! He had seen enough footage on the Addams family to be sure of that, eating knives for breakfast was just the beginning.

But what scared Tony was how the man said he will handle his teammates if they objected, like Tony's opinion was forfeited in this whole affair, which kinda made him a little mad that the man would immediately turn toward his friends thinking that their opinions matter without asking him for his permission, Tony was thirty-five for fuck's sake! He wasn't a fifteen years old girl that needed her father's permission to date someone, he was an adult!

Imagine Tony's surprise (not really) when he heard an ear-piercing scream coming from the kitchen. Natasha's, if Jarvis was right (which his AI was always right) and Tony should have known that the criminal was no one other than Rogers.

So when Tony finally arrived in the kitchen, he saw Natasha sitting on the floor while hugging her legs, whimpering as she rocked herself back and forth, all the while muttering about 'Pink Tutus', Clint was sitting in front of her snapping his fingers, trying to snap her out of the trance she was in or stop her whimpering… which was a feat considering that she was a scary assassin and was reduced to a whimpering mess by Steve, no less… he now knows how Rogers put the fear of God in that woman.

"Rogers!" Tony snarled when he saw the man crossing his arms over his chest, Tony's scream made everyone, even the whimpering Natasha turn to the angry man who was snarling and looking at Rogers like he would rip him open a new one, which did nothing but make Rogers sigh happily, like being subjected to Tony's rage was the only thing he ever wanted… Tony really needed to find a therapist for the man (that would handle all of the Addams' craziness) and he won't give a fuck about what Barnes says! "What the fuck did you do?" Tony hissed as he took a kitchen knife and held it to Rogers' throat, which only caused the man to look at him like the sun was shining from his ass, which was uncomfortable on so many different levels.

"I summoned a demon." Rogers said with a happy smile, looking at Tony like he was a puppy waiting for praise, which is wrong to think of Rogers like that especially when he was a psycho. "Don't worry, he didn't run this time, I locked it in my room and next time it will go after Bucky." The happy smile widens even more, making Tony scream.

"Look at me you piece of shit! Just because I rejected you doesn't mean that you are to go after my teammates! Why can't you understand that I hate you?" Tony screamed at the man, throwing the knife at the shadow he saw moving from the corner of his eye which got him a moan of pain followed by a banshee scream… then nothing… but the look on Rogers' eyes when he turned to the side to see smoke rise made Tony nearly rip his hair off because the man practically had hearts instead of eyes as he returns his gaze toward Tony.

"Wait, what? What do you mean reject? Stark! What did you do?" Bucky screamed as he took a threatening step toward Tony, planning to kill the man and hide his body in the cemetery that Steve created in the backyard, how dare that man try and seduce his Stevie?

"Don't look at me like that Barnes! It was your boy who asked me out!" Tony's words made the room around him become so quiet, like every sound was sucked out of this universe, and it made the hair on Tony's body stand on end, especially when his teammates looked at him like they were getting ready to kill him and rip his body to pieces, later feeding it to the dogs… a look like that seeing it on Barnes and Natasha, even Clint's face was normal… but for Bruce and Thor to actually look at him like that? OK… Tony needed Jarvis to fire his suit; he was going to Malibu and fuck Fury and his 'The team needed to stay together' shit!

"Cara Mia, the only reason I asked your hand in marriage was that I love and admire you!" Rogers, the bastard he was, butt in, and Tony shivered at the murderous looks he was at the end of, but when Rogers words made sense to him he froze in his place until he felt Rogers taking his right hand in his and start kissing it like no tomorrow. By then Tony shrieked and pulled his hand away, already planning to wash it with holy water lest something happened to him and he caught Rogers's germs.

"Hell no! No! I despise you, Rogers! I wouldn't marry you even if you were the last man on earth! And since when asking me out turned into marriage?" Tony screamed as he backed away from him like the crazy man would do something to him more than the violation he already did. "You better hear me out Rogers because this is your last chance! If you don't knock that shit out, I will personally return you to that fucking cell you were in! I will even give you back to Hydra you crazy fuck! Stay away!" Tony then huffed and rushed out of the room, already feeling that if he stayed any second longer it meant death.

Bucky glared at the man's back as he turned to Steve who was looking after Tony with a sad look on his face, making the man glare harder at Tony's back hoping that he will burn with the power of his glare alone. What did that man have and Bucky didn't? I mean, he knew Steve since the two of them were five and Steve taught him how to scare someone to death! (Literally speaking that is) "Forget about him Stevie, that man is nothing but trouble and heartbreak, you will live nothing but a miserable life if you went after him." Bucky said, only to realize his mistake when Steve let out a choked sound of happiness.

"Cara Mia, wait, Mr. Stark!" That was Steve who cried out and tried to rush after Tony, making Bucky squeak as he held onto Steve's mid-section trying to pull him back from going after the inventor.

"He is not good for you!" Bucky cried out as he was pulled along Rogers who was trying to run after Tony, uncaring of the weight that was holding him back which consisted of every Avenger that wasn't Tony, as they held into Steve in hopes of the man forgetting about the inventor, but to say the truth they were impressed and more in love with how strong Steve was…

He pulled the five of them like they didn't weight a thing…

So what do you think?

A crazy murderously in love Steve!

And a little shit Tony who refuses to bow while being the target of everyone!

Oh, this is going to be glorious!

And as always I am sorry, I couldn't really help it!

I love the Addams family, especially the movies.

I decided to write a fic inspired by them after seeing the newest Addams family movie!

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And tell me what you think…

Nazaki-Sama