We Need A Little Christmas -2020 Style by WyldClaw
plot: A spoof of the Glee cover of the classic Christmas song "We Need A Little Christmas " written in early December 2020. names have been changed to protect people's privacy .. and to save my rear from my friends kicking it . XXX separates the verses . italics mean extra lines. enjoy!
Naomi: get out that holly
Lee: Decorate the tree before
Chrissy: My sanity falls again
Ross: get that holiday music a-playing
WC( 'accidentally ' plays 'Santa Baby " and baby it's cold outside ') : my finger slipped ( naomi, Chrissy, Ross, Robbie Lee , Gigi Ian kick her butt) : owwww
Ian: we may be rushing things but
Moe: decorate the halls stat now
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Bethany : For the world needs a better Christmas
Laurie: starting this minute
Curly: Warm candles in the windows
WC: mistletoe above doorways
,Naomi, Ross, Chrissy, carrie Gigi, Robbie, Lee (faces go bright red ): you just stuff it ( they box her ears and break her nose)
WC ( holding her bloody nose) : what was dab for? (Naomi, Ross, Chrissy, carrie Gigi, Robbie, Lee give her a look) .
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Lindsay: the world really needs a better christmas
Danny: Beginning this minute
Scottie : yes we've seen more than few flurries
Gigi: but better year , please we want you to hurry
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Chrissy the year's been pretty awful
Timmy: so we need something happy
WC (holding an icepack to her broken swollen nose): bud good things happened if only in small handfuls
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Laurie: slice up that homemade fruitcake
Ian: Lets hang tons of tinsel
Scottie: on that window sill-bough
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WC:For we've grown a little leaner
Moe, Chrissy, Ian, Gigi: don;'t you mean chubbier?
( WC scoffs at that) WC: Moi?
Nick: grown a bit stronger
Elizabeth : grown a little wiser
Larry: I so need that angel
just siting on my shoulder
we need a happier Christmas now
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Moe : Get out that holly
Robbie and Chrissy : the FaceTime bubbly
WC: and gifts for you two (and kiss marks all over the screen too)
(Robbie Lee, Naomi, Carrie, Ian, Gigi Ross, Chrissy all kick her gut, clonk her head and give her a black eye )WC: . owwwwie. that hurt… … now I'm gonna be bruised for a few days
Lee, Naomi, Carrie,Chrissy, Gigi, Robbie , Ross,: then shut up or will give you more whackins'
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Naomi: but don't you see
it's only a few days til christmas now
for it's already three weeks week
Past Thanksgiving now
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Chrissy: For the world needs a better Christmas
Ian: starting this minute
Curly: Warm candles in the windows
WC: mistletoe above doorways
(Naomi, Ross, Gigi robbie, Chrissy, carrie Ian, Lee (faces go bright red ): stuff it ( they box her ears and break her nose) WC: owwwww
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Nick: the world really needs a happier christmas
Danny: Beginning this minute
Scottie : yes we've seen more than few flurries
Gigi: but better year , please we want you to hurry
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Larry : This years been so cruddy
Danny: It's been a long time since
Curly: I've gone anywhere mask-free
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Ross: slice up that homemade fruitcake
Ian: Lets hang tons of tinsel
Scottie: on that window sill-bough
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Curly: Warm candles in the windows
WC: mistletoe above doorways
(Naomi, Ross, Chrissy, carrie Ian, Gigi, Robbie, Lee (faces go bright red ): you just stuff it ( they box her ears and break her nose)
WC: owwwww. seriously?
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Lindsay: the world really needs a better christmas
Kara: Beginning this minute
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All : We need a better Christmas now
We need a better Christmas now
We need a better Christmas now!