My english is really bad but maybe other non-english speakers may read it without finding the grammar too repulsive and yeah i want to dedicate this to them you rock! Also this is really embarassing and I'll probably delete it tomorrow idk. I stole the jokes from reddit (i'm really sorry). Also I don't own pokémon and gold and silver because if i did they would be always fucking probably. Also this is really lame and I don't know how to write dialogues. I'm really sorry.

Helping out your best pal puking his soul out during a bad hangover is something you would expect to do at least once in your teen years. Thinking about the fun you had before collapsing in the middle of the dance floor and the fact that tomorrow it would just be a memoir to sigh about when you will be forty. It makes you feel alive, it would be worth it after all.
Except you didn't have a crazy night and you are sitting in your bathroom, your ass freezing against the cold floor, your almost boyfriend throwing up at regular intervals because of food poisoning. He would wipe out the tears that escaped from mercury eyes and keep his hair away from his face. Everything would probably be simpler if he did know where his mother had her hair accessories, but he had this weird theory that moms' begs are in fact wormholes and he didn't even attempt to search for a hair band. He actually enjoyed being there, touching Silver without having him freak out or punch him in the guts. It was kind of intimate. Even though it was three in the morning and everything stank like hell.
"Look I'm sorry, how are you feeling?" he asked.
"Always the same what the fuck do you think" the redhead managed to answer between a cough and a deep sigh.
"I'm sorry" he said, switching the left hand that was pulling the long red hair on and starting to ache with the right one.
"It's not your fault"
"Yeah", why did he felt the need to constantly apologize when he was around Silver? "Wanna hear some jokes? Maybe they'll make you feel b-"
"Nooo" he answered thickly, he breathed aloud than continued, "it's okay you don't have to, really".
"Ok, where are otters from?" he started ignoring his friend muffled comment.
"Oh my God please-"
"Otter space! Hahahaha!"
The redhead rolled his head and rested on the toilet seat trying to appear upset.
"Hey don't do that that's gross!" He said putting a hand under his chin and removing his head from the white cold surface.
"Ok dude I have another one! Do you know which is the most stupid animal living in the jungle?"
"No and I don't want to"
"The polar bear!"
No response, he was laughing like crazy, Silver attempting not to smile, or at least he liked to think this.
"Where do you find a one legged dog?"
Silence.
"Wherever you left it!"
"Oh my God, Gold!"
"'I see' said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw."
"I swear I'm gonna puke on everything you love"
"Well then, have fun puking on yourself"
He smirked. Silver rolled his head and started throwing up again. What a time to be alive.