Nor'easter Fever by WyldClaw
Plot: Spoof of the catchy cabin fever song from muppet treasure island. First written in response to the three nor'easters that struck the east coast January-march 2018. italics mean extra lines not in the original spoof … names have been changed to save ... face
Kara, Moe , Curly, Ross, naomi Ivan, Robbie,, Chrissy: : save face? Save Face? more like save your butt from us kicking it!
wc : well that too..
(Kara, Ian, Moe , Curly, Carrie Ross,Naomi, Ian, Robbie Chrissy groan). . Naomi: you prat!
WC: hey!
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Enjoy!
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Moe : it's been four days we since we last had heat
Larry : way too long since We've seen the sun
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Laurie: oh no! i've got the madness! i've got nor'easter fever
Curly : now I've got it too!
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All : NOR'EASTER FEVER!
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Gigi: I got nor'easter fever !
Lee :,it's burning up my brain
Danny: I've got nor'easter fever . it's totally driving me insane
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(Robbie and Carrie burp loudly)
all : Robbie! Carrie!
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Chrissy : I've got nor'easter fever
Curly : I'm flipping my Boston hats and bandannas
Moe: been without my dunkins for so long I'm about to go bananas
WC ( snickers): ha Ha- ( gets hit on the head by plastic travel coffee mugs from Kara, Moe, Ivan, Gigi robbie , , carrie , chrissy, Danny, curly,) : Owwwwww…
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Elizabeth : We-we got nor'easter fever, we've lost what little normalcy we had
Mollie , WyldClaw: :been trapped inside for so long We're thisclose to going stark mad!
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All: Ariba!
Chicky ticky boom
Chicky ticky boom
Chicky ticky boom tick
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Scottie : My sanity is hanging by a single thread
Larry & Danny : Since I' m stuck in here I've nearly gone out of my head
Naomi : we were happy for a little bit of snow
Ross: but now it just wont stop! Not that it's a bad thing ( kisses naomi)
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Ian : Grab the big mouth by the ears
WC: owww! Not the ears
Bethany: Lash her to the (fake) wheel .
Chrissy, Timmy, curly: Do-si-do ,
Kara,, Moe : step on her exposed Toes, Kick her rear
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WC : (gets her butt kicked badly by Kara, curly Gigi, Carrie, naomi, robbie, chrissy Ross, Moe , , ) ouch
Elizabeth : Listen to her squeal
Ian:,Allemande left, allemande right
Ross, Naomi: . Now to end our show.
Swing her through the window
Ian,robbie, Lee, chrissy ,, curly Moe Kara, : chuck her into the five foot snow
WC: what the -( gets thrown out the door and thrown into a huge ice cold snowdrift) : c-come on g-guys. N-Not c-c—ccool
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Laurie: We got nor'easter fever
Larry no if , ands or but's
Nick; We're unhinged
Carrie: And crazed And bleeeeeping nuts
All: CARRIE!
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Nick: Ach du lieber ice covered car
Ross: (Yodel-lay-wahoo)
Tor:,Sour braten Wiener schnitzel
Robbie , Curly ,: und a full beer bar. Yahoooo!
(WC: (sarcasticaly) : oh whoop-dee doo
Bethany: We were happy -the sun was on our side
Ian: But then it decided to die
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nick : I've got nor'easter fever
Robbie, Carrie Ross, Gigi Moe, Naomi, Ian,Kara,,Chrissy, : this is so the pits. i want my dunkin coffee
WC: ( snickers) don't think that's a bad thing having Days without dunkins . ( They glare at her) The falling swirling snows not bad bad. it's kind of pretty and. -
moe, Naomi, Ian,Kara, Gigi ,Chrissy : We've got nor'easter fever ( and dunkins withdrawl ) badly. So THAT'S IT!
Robbie, carrie: hell yeah! ( moe, Naomi, Ian,, Robbie, Lee, Carrie Kara, Gigi ,Chrissy ross kick her butt, pelt her with snowballs,, hit her with hardcover books and break her glasses and nose
WC(holding her swelling bloody nose): owwie! you broke my nose and ! whad did i do? whad did i do(they all give her a fierce look) i'll shut up now
Gigi, Ross,Naomi, robbie, Ian, Robbie, Lee, Kara, ,Moe, ,Chrissy: good idea!
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Naomi: I was dreaming of a blue lagoon floating beneath a tropic moon
WC: yeah with a huge shiny = (Ross and Naomi clonks her head with a basketball) owww….
Ross: If you don't shut your trap soon
Naomi, Moe, curly, Ian, Lee, kara: we'll throw you into an ice cold lagoon (WC nervously laugh
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All: Nor'easter fever has ravaged all aboard
This once proud area
has become a temporary psycho ward
We were waiting for the sun
With this want us to rip out our hair
And now though we're all here
We're not all there!
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NOR'EASTER FEVER! Ahhhhhhhhh!