Loud of the Rings(fellowship of the Ring)

by Bloodbottler giant

when young hobbit, Lincoln Loudins inherits a magical ring from his Pop-Pop, he soon learns that it is in fact the one ring forged in ther fiery cracks of Mount Doom in Mordor,by the dark lord Sauron, now Lincoln must embark on a perilous quest to save not only his beloved home of the shire, but all of Middle earth as well.

1. Chapter 1

So, I was inspired by Matthiamore and his Loud House reenactment of the original Star Wars trilogy. So I thought I'd take a crack at a parody with my favorite book and film series of all time, the Lord of the Rings. I've tried to do a combination of the books and movies. I'm going to try to fill in the major roles with Loud House characters as I can. Expect gender swapped characters, and any characters that are mentioned only or are already dead, will probably stay the same from the books. There will be some humor in because, come on it's the Loud House I hope you all enjoy it!

Now for the disclaimer: Lord of the Rings are property of J.R.R Tolkien. Loud House belongs to Nickelodeon and Chris Savino.

Chapter 1: Prologue.)

(It's night time at the Loud House, twelve members of the family from Lynn Sr and Rita, to oldest daughter Lori down to fifteen month old Lily, is gathered in front of the living room tv, situated on and around the sofa. The only member not yet present is the sole son of the household, Lincoln)

(Said boy was currently in his room, searching his shelves. He turns towards the audience as he becomes aware of their presence and begins)

Lincoln: Its Friday night here at the Loud House, and on Fridays, everyone of us likes to watch a movie as a family. It used to be that we'd fight over who gets to pick the movie, but after that whole what we louds called the friend card fiasco, we decided it would be better to just take turns. Last week was Lynn's turn with Space Jam, yeah big surprise, but come on everyone loved that movie. Anyway this week it's my turn to pick, and I have the perfect movie.

(Lincoln reaches onto his shelf, and pulls down a green case decorated with two giant statues standing on either side of a wide river, with three boats passing between them, on the cover is the words Lord of the Rings, extended edition)

Lincoln:(continuing) Yep, that's right, the Lord of the Rings, best book and movie trilogy of all time, hasn't been toped before or after the films came out.(he hesitates before adding) Though episodes IV through VI of Star Wars came close, even if they did come out first.

Lynn:(from downstairs) Hey Stinkoln! Get your butt down here!

Lincoln: Well that's my cue(calling downstairs) Coming!

(Lincoln heads downstairs, and inserts the disc in the player, before taking a seat beside Luna and under Lucy, who was perched on the couch arm as usual)

(Lynn SR hit the PLAY button on the remote, only instead of starting with the main menu, the DVD play shudders violently and begins smoking slightly.)

Luna: What the hey!?

Lynn Sr:(checking the player) Ok. Who tried to heat a pop-tart in the VCR?

Lana:(raising her hand, looking guilty) Sorry, we were running behind schedule this morning and Leni had already put her waffles in the toaster, and since the VHS tapes come out warm. I thought that I could heat up my pop-tart in there.

Everyone:(sighing) Lana

Rita: Well until we get a new DVD player, it looks like movie nights are on hold for the time being.

(Lincoln lowers his head dejectedly. Luna sympathetically pats her brother's shoulder)

Lisa: Family, if you want, I could take a crack at repairing the movie playing device.

Everyone:(frowning) After the time you fixed Luna's CD player. No thanks!

(Flashback to Luna and Luan's room, Luna's repaired CD player, which now has a stack of discs on top similar to a jukebox, sits on the nightstand. Luna comes in and selects a CD)

Luna: got to remember to thank Lis, this new CD player is rockin.

(suddenly, the CD comes shooting out of the CD player. Luna ducks only just in time)

Luna: What the hey!

(More CDs enter the player on their own accord, and come shooting out of the device in quick succession. The other Loud siblings are drawn to the noise and come to investigate, only to join Luna in dodging the barrage of CD's)

Lincoln: Lisa! What did you do!( He narrowly avoids a CD)

Luna: Watch your head, Linc!

(Eventually, Rita comes to see what all the fuss is about. Before her children can warn her, Rita takes a CD to the head and falls to the ground in a daze)

(back to the present)

Lisa:(frowning) Dang It. Well I do have another suggestion(turning to Lincoln) Elder brother, how well do you know this Lord of the Rings film?

Lincoln(curiously looks up) Uhhh.. pretty well, I have seen it fifty-three times.

Lynn:(coughing) Nerd.

(Lori gives the jock a hard elbow jab in the arm. Lynn rubs the sore spot ,but takes the hint that she needs to be quite and let Lisa continue)

Lisa: Well family, my suggestion, is thus. Since Lincoln knows the story front and back, why doesn't he simply tell it to us?

(Everyone smiles at Lincoln)

Lori: That's literally not a bad idea.

Luna: How bout it, baby bro?

Lynn: Long as there's action

Lincoln(grinning) OH, don't worry Lynn, there's action, adventure, magic rings, monstrous enemies, heroes in unexpected places, this is a story of friendship, loyalty, and guys who are short enough to look like their twelve years old, but their actually in their thirties. This is the Fellowship of the ring.