CHAPTER 59: Please, Write Something Else!
"Author-san… No…"
"Author-san, Yes!"
"You used Sidney twice in less than five chapters! Even when I reuse characters I'm not that bad."
"Twice in five chapters... So far."
"...You can't tell, but I'm giving you a LookTM... I know you have three more TMNT prompts, one a sequel to Orange Brothers so that kinda needs it, but could you at least do the other two without Sidney? Or anything other than TMNT?"
"Hey, I haven't just been writing TMNT, I wrote Shakespeare and A Dime! Neither of those are TMNT. Besides, the more TMNT I write, the more one liners that fire up the team! Right guys?"
"... Seriously? And you also technically helped me write Plot Has Entered… Hey, this is the first set of ten that we have properly traded who writes which chapter. Huh."
"That's cool."
"Back on topic, please don't overuse Sidney, I know we aren't doing no recurring characters, but I don't want to have another Li'sta."
"We won't have another Li'sta, this character's name is Sidney! And we did away with that rule for this very reason. But sure, I'll try and mix it up, but I can't help if ey's the perfect spiteful TMNT fan."
"..If I didn't know any better, I would have said ey were a self-insert of you. And the reason I know that is that if you wanted to self-insert you have a perfectly good lantern to do that with."
"... I can't tell if you are giving body positivity or body shaming lanterns."
"... Positivity. I'm in a lantern too. Uh, as fun as this conversation is, we are on Chapter 59. Do you want to just use this?"
"I just had a thought for the next meta chapter, and that thought is nice. Uh, sure, needs more DG."
"Uh, more lore?"
"That could work."
"Um, voice lore since I have voices on the brain, 'DG voidish is basically anti-sound, because void is absence. It's there, you know it's there, you can't hear it, and it's very loud. If you don't know how to speak it, you try to make anti-sound, with sound and it doesn't work, and if you try and make sound with anti-sound you get garbles. That doesn't mean all voidish is the same. There is also the absence of words which is just extremely loud screeching that can't be made by anything with a voice box, and absence of meaning which is just garbled noises that obviously mean nothing. DG can't make the other two because the second requires no voicebox, which they have one, and the third one requires zero (0) mind or thoughts, which they have one.'...mmm."
"You have something to say?"
"I forgot just how bad the grammar was, that's all. Good enough for Chapter 59?
"Chapter 59."