CHAPTER 64: There Comes A Time When You Just Have To Say EEW (Fandom: Stranger in a Strange Land)
(WARNING! Mild mentions of adult content.)
(Author-sama would like to explain why this chapter exists before you actually read it: I was watching the Overly Sarcastic Productions video on Stranger in a Strange Land right before sitting down to write and this is what happened. Don't watch videos and write, kids. (Or do, that's where the fun begins! ~ Author-san))
Osp'rb had just finished up the last of his paperwork when there was a knock at his office door.
"Come in," he said, but the words were only barely out of his mouth when the door was thrown open. Breathing heavily on the other side was Plo'ki, clothes almost falling off.
Osp'rb stood up with enough force to send his chair back into the wall, worriedly asking, "By the owners, what happened?"
After a few more shaky breaths and a instinctive revert to Void puddle on the part of the assaulted employee, an answer was given, "The humans have started a superpower giving sex cult."
"You- What- How?"
"That kid that came back from Mars? He's giving his powers to everyone. Through sex. I don't know if they consciously recognized it, but when I got close they hated me. They started trying to get at me, and-" the Void puddle shook and burbled in distress.
Osp'rb gathered the puddle into his arms, "Don't worry dear, You won't have to worry about this again. Stay here, I have some work I need to do."
Once certain that his partner felt safe, he strode out of his office with one destination in mind: it was time to say EEW and get the heck out of here. Humanity turning against them was more than a good enough reason to call in an Emergency Evacuation Wave.
The fact it would make his partner feel safer was just a bonus, not at all the only reason why he's doing this, nope, not at all.