CHAPTER 68: The Isaac of Isaac: ReJim (Fandom: The Binding of Isaac, Jim)

(Sorry for the missed week, real life and schedule issues.)

Isaac lived in a small Isaac on a Isaac. He spent his Isaacs writing Isaac and editing Isaac. One Isaac he received an Isaac, and it said, "Dear Isaac Isaac, your Aunt Isaac has passed away. The will reading is next week and her son, Jim, isn't able to live on his own so either you take him in or he goes to a Isaac for the mentally impaired."

That wasn't what it said Isaac for Isaac, but Isaac was good at reading between the Isaac.

Isaac was a kind Isaac, even his unpleasant upbringing didn't squash his Isaac, and he couldn't leave the Isaac that he had just learned about alone.

And so the small Isaac on the Isaac once again had two Isaacs living in it.

Jim was an odd Isaac. His every Isaac was a variation of the Isaac Jim, he called Isaac Jim, and he didn't seem to understand Isaac.

Isaac liked Jim anyway.

As Isaac wrote and edited, Jim tried to do the same.

With mixed Isaacs.

"Cousin Isaac Jim! Working Jim Jimn't Jim Jim's Jimstory! Cousin Jim Jimd Working Jim Jim Jim it!"

"Which Working Isaac Jim did you show your Isaac to?"

"Uh… Dollar General Employee Jim."

"Ah, see, Employee Isaac Jim doesn't like those types of Isaacs. Did you try GoodIsaacwill Working Isaac Jim?"

"No...Jim Jim Jim do Jim Jim!"

And so it went.

"Cousin Isaac Jim! Cousin Isaac Jim! Employee Jim Jim Jim's Jimstory and let Jim Jim some Jim!"

"Good for you! Did Employee Isaac Jim like it?"

"Employee Jim Jimed Jim's Jimort."

"Then good work on your effort. I know it was hard making Isaac with no Jim in it."

"Yay! Jim is Jiming to Jim Jim with Jim's Jim Jim."

"Have fun! I have things to do Isaac, no need to worry."

"Jim underJims."

Isaac went to the IsaacIsaac. Not only did he want to thank the Isaac for being nice to Isaac Jim, but he also needed some Isaac.

Isaac walked into the Isaac, greeted by the Isaac above the Isaac and a forced happy Isaac saying, "Welcome to IsaacIsaac."

The first thing Isaac did was ask the Isaac, "Are you the one Isaac Jim calls Employee Isaac Jim?"

She gained a pinched Isaac, but nodded saying, "And Working Isaac Jim at some point. Was I not supposed to take the rewritten Isaac Isaac Isaac?"

"You are perfectly fine doing that, in fact, I want to thank you for that. It has made Isaac Jim's Isaac."

She was surprised, but gave a large Isaac. "You are very Isaac."

Isaac Isaac back before asking, "One last Isaac, where is the Isaac?"

(Congratulations on making it through the Isaac-ified story! Because I'm not evil, I'm giving you the Translated version too.

Enjoy!~ Author-sama)

Isaac lived in a small house on a hill. He spent his days writing stories and editing books. One day he received a letter, and it said, "Dear Isaac Isaac, your Aunt Isaac has passed away. The will reading is next week and her son, Jim, isn't able to live on his own so either you take him in or he goes to a place for the mentally impaired."

That wasn't what it said word for word, but Isaac was good at reading between the lines.

Isaac was a kind boy, even his unpleasant upbringing didn't squash his spirit, and he couldn't leave the cousin that he had just learned about alone.

And so the small house on the hill once again had two people living in it.

Jim was an odd person. His every word was a variation of the word Jim, he called everyone Jim, and he didn't seem to understand society.

Isaac liked Jim anyway.

As Isaac wrote and edited, Jim tried to do the same.

With mixed results.

"Cousin Isaac Jim! Working Jim Jimn't Jim Jim's Jimstory! Cousin Jim Jimd Working Jim Jim Jim it!"

"Which Working Jim did you show your story to?"

"Uh… Dollar General Employee Jim."

"Ah, see, Employee Jim doesn't like those types of stories. Did you try Goodwill Working Jim?"

"No...Jim Jim Jim do Jim Jim!"

And so it went.

"Cousin Isaac Jim! Cousin Isaac Jim! Employee Jim Jim Jim's Jimstory and let Jim Jim some Jim!"

"Good for you! Did Employee Jim like it?"

"Employee Jim Jimed Jim's Jimort."

"Then good work on your effort. I know it was hard making something with no Jim in it."

"Yay! Jim is Jiming to Jim Jim with Jim's Jim Jim."

"Have fun! I have things to do outside, no need to worry."

"Jim underJims."

Isaac went to the Dollar General. Not only did he want to thank the employee for being nice to Jim, but he needed some milk also.

Isaac walked into the store, greeted by the bell above the door and a forced happy voice saying, "Welcome to Dollar General."

The first thing Isaac did was ask the employee, "Are you the one Jim calls Employee Jim?"

She gained a pinched look, but nodded saying, "And Working Jim at some point. Was I not supposed to take the rewritten Bee Movie Script?"

"You are perfectly fine doing that, in fact, I want to thank you for that. It has made Jim's day."

She was surprised, but gave a large smile. "You are very welcome."

Isaac smiled back before asking, "One last thing, where is the milk?"