CHAPTER 73: I Need More Sleep. Or Caffeine. Whichever Is Closest. Oh Look! Soda!
"Uh… dude?"
"Y-y-e-e-a-a-h-h?"
"How… How much coffee have you had?"
"N-n-o-o-n-n-e-e w-w-h-h-y-y?"
"Ok, rephrase. How much Caffeine have you had?"
"I-i-t-t-s-s c-c-a-a-f-f-f-f-e-e-i-i-n-n-e-e p-p-a-a-t-t-c-c-h-h-."
"Yes, yes, I know. 'It's the caffeine patch, each patch is equivalent to twelve cups of coffee, you can stay awake for days with no side effects. Ah. Sorry.' At any rate, I'm cutting you off."
"W-w-h-h-y-y?"
"You are vibrating so much you are literally losing cohesion! You're leaving blobs everywhere!"
"B-b-u-u-"
"I can barely understand you too. Dude, why do you even need to be awake now? You've been up for the past… three weeks and you aren't even doing anything."
"C-c-a-a-n-n'-t-t s-s-l-l-e-e-p-p. V-v-o-o-i-i-c-c-e-e w-w-i-i-l-l-l-l e-e-a-a-t-t m-m-e-e."
"Dude. Ly'uit. How bad of a trip did you have- Wha- Hey! You can't just toss papers at me!"
"R-r-e-e-a-a-d-d! D-d-e-e-s-s-p-p-a-a-i-i-r-r!"
"You… This is a list of random things. Why are you so worked up about this?"
"I-i-t-t g-g-r-r-o-o-w-w-s-s."
"Josh, Leonardo DiCaprio, Bioshock, Monty Python And The Holy Grail, Willy's Wonderland, Cat In The Box, Pirates of The Caribbean, Binding of Isaac, Stranger In A Strange Land, Meet The Robinsons, SCP… This isn't that bad?"
"T-t-h-h-e-e l-l-a-a-s-s-t-t o-o-n-n-e-e."
"...Dollar General?"
"T-t-h-h-e-e l-l-a-a-s-s-t-t o-o-n-n-e-e!"
"…Don't take drugs you find in the Random Probability Teleporter, or there are unforeseen consequences. In fact, don't do drugs kids… It sounds like someone was just playing a prank on you dude"
Yeah, not my fault you went off the rails.
"D-d-i-i-d-d y-y-o-o-u-u h-h-e-e-a-a-r-r t-t-h-h-a-a-t-t?"
"Hear what?"
"T-t-h-h-a-a-t-t!"
"Dude, you are literally hallucinating, I'm getting you to a hospital."