Chapter 40
AN: Here it finally is two months late , the haloween special! I worked realy hard on this so I hoep you enjou! Also the first annaversery for cgr is today and its winter brake so I can posr a lot of chapters now! Anyway for those who dont nkow this chpater takes place in a au where masahiko nd chiasa aret in the yakusa or anything and they arent evil so this special isnt canon (for that and other reasons) This is probably the first decent authors note in the whole story. Hallelujah! Thanks to akira-chan and hitomi-chan for spellcheking! They even did it together and it still is nowhere near good.
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I was sitting on my bed, in my room, sad. I liked at the calender…October 31. It was hallowed…..I hand celebrate Halloween in years, not sins my parents died. I remember all the Halloweens, and the fun we had, in the past…..I began to cry, Crying Count: 60 but then, the bedroom door opened. It was Makoto, my cousin. He was dressed up for Halloween, but Ran and Ran war dressed as Rin and Len. Who are they? "Hey, Azusa." He greet me, smiling, but then he was worry, because I was from. "You're friends are outside waiting for u….are u okay?"
"Yeah…" I sniffled, nod wiped my eyes. Aria, and Hitomi, invited me to go out on hallow with them, in a costume… wasn't sure if I wanted to, but they wear my friends, and I didn't wan to disappoint them. So Makot left the room, and I put on my costume. I was Remilia Sacrlet, from Touhou, and the dress fit perfect, and I smiled, in the mirror. Even though it's Halloween and they're all going to wear costumes, nothing much changes, since Azusa and her followers are always dressed in some sort of costume. It that sense, it's Halloween every day for them! Then, I left the house.
Everybody was outside, on the perch. Akira was smile. She was dress as a genderbend Tony, from Don't Hug Me I'm Sacred. "Azusa! You made it avert all! ^o^" she exclaimed.
Everyone ells, was happy. Hitomi was god Kadoka from the last episode of pmmm, Conchista was Tifa from final fanasty 10, Wrong game sweetheart, it's actually Final Fantasy 7. Esther was umbreon, Luna was kimiko rainaura (Reconize her? x3), Yami was Marty mcfly, Shatter was the eleventh doctor, ko was mizki, and kisme was Yuma. Even kimmy was there, and she was kirigiri. We have no clue who they're all supposed to be and honestly we don't give a fuck.
There was a green girl I didn't no, so I asked who are you. "I'm ruruka yagami! Yam's imouto!" she cry. She was dress, as leafa form sao. Leafa isn't green, her clothes are. Yami blushed, but it was obis that he loved his imouto.
"Its funny that your both Tim travelers!" TIM! HE'S BACK! WE MISSED YOU MAN! Luna said, to shatter and Yami. "Is that couples costume?"
"No. it's a fucigng concedes." Yami said sternly, and shatter blushed.
"So guys, theirs this abandon mansion don the street I want to go to, sins its Halloween." Hitomi said. "Lets go explore it!"
"I don't know….what if someone gets hurt?" shatter asked.
"Whatever! Don't be a little birch, shatter." No need to insult him for asking a simple question. Chinchaga punched shatter's arm, and he flinched.
"Your a chicken shatter! Cheep chep!" Said Luna leafing
We went don the street, and there was a big, old mansion. It looked haunted, and I was scare at first, but then kimmy said, "ghosts aren't rel. u don't need to be scared, Azusa." That's pathetic. A child needs to tell her something so obvious like that ghosts don't exist? Why does Azusa need Kimmy to function properly? Does a self-insert necessarily need the other?
"u-uh…..ok." I was scared, still, but we all went in. It was old and creepy on inside, and I heard a lode bang above, but nobody summed to care kept for shatter, who started to cry.
"Lets split up, and look around!" Luna suggest. "Ill go with Esther and Conchita!"
"I'm a dark type Pokémon, so I have advantage…." Esther said quiet, leading Luna and Esther into a room to the left, as she pull up her hood.
"I want to go with niichan and his boyfriend!" Ruruka said, and took shatter and yamis hands.
"WER NOT A COUPLE!" they both shouted as ruruka took them upstairs.
"Well watevr! Our teems going to be the best anyway." Akira went to Madoka and Kyoko. Akira went to who now? "You have magic, and you're a detective. Together, nothing can bet us!"
"If u say so." Kyoko didn't seem amused, but she and Madoka went with akira to the kitchen. Oh right, from now on everyone will be referred to as their costume names, so no damn clue who they all are.
It was me, Yuma, and mizki then. "Lets go to the right, Azusa." Said mizki. "Nobody went there already."
Even though I was a bit scared, and I wished I had kimmy or summon strong like akira or Conchita with me, I went with Yuma and mizki to the right. But less did I no….there was a LAUGH IN THE FOYE AFTER I LEFT. Stop trying to make this sound suspenseful in any way. It'll never work.
It was leafy, Marty, and the doctor in a room together, and it looked like a study. "This room looks cool!" said leafa. She was in wardrobe. "Look at the coats in here, niichan! I bet two short people could get on shoulders, and look like one big person in a coat like this!"
"Maybe u and kimmy could try a thing like that, after we get out here." Marty said.
"W-would that be kind of stupid, though?" the doctor asked. "Plus, kimmy portly wouldn't agree to something like that, anyway." And who can blame her? It IS stupid.
"Quit been such a ass!" Leafa laughed.
"Hey wait! Look!" Mary went to a bookcase, and there was a bust of izuru kamukura on there. He took the head, and the doctor watch, and tilde it back. Their was a noise, and then suddenly someone scram. "RURUKA!" Marty screamed. "That was her voice!" They turned, and leafa was gone. All that was in front the wardrobe, was a puddle of bright pink bloodd… "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Marty screamed, and then he fainted. The doctor screamed, too.
Umbrian, kimiko, and tifa wear in a bedroom. It was fancy, and the bed had curtains like in harry potter. Or any queen-sized bed, really. Tifa, was going trough a jewelry box. "Wow! This stuff is expensive. I bet someone rich lived her!" she said.
"Don't steal it!" Kimiko said. "We might get bad luck!" Shouldn't Kimmy be alerted by her friends wanting to steal expensive jewelry from a mansion they trespassed into?
"Theirs something, under the bed….." Umbrean crouched, and looked under the bed, as tifa and kimiko fought over the jewelry. When they weren't looking, she crawled under.
"But look! This ring is pretty." Tifa said. "Luna, if I give u this ring, would u marry me?" Is this yuri?
"NOT IF U STOLE IT FROM A RICH LADY PUT IT BACK!" Kimiko laughed but she was serious. It's impressive how Kim always manages to contradict herself. Her stupidity is immeasurable.
"Wait….do u smell blood?" Tifa started sniffing, What is she a blood hound? till she saw Umbreon's legs, under the bed. "Esther, u ok?"
Umbreon, didn't say anything back. "Esther…?" Tifa asked, and kimiko pulled her out from under bed. They both screamed. Umbreon was stab in the chest, four times, and dead….. How do they always know how many times someone was stabbed?
"YAHOO! They have cake!" Tony open fridge, and there was a biiiig chocolate cake. "Lets eat!" There's a functioning fridge and a fresh chocolate cake in an abandoned mansion? Wtf?
"CHOTTOMATTE YO! Stop, please. Threes something written on the cake….." Kyoko stopped Tony to read the cake. "Happiharouin Azusa Tatiana…This was meant for Azusa!" Of fucking course it is. Everything in this world exists for her.
"What? But why….Who lives her?" Asked Madoka.
"I don't know, but they may have tie to yakuza….." Kyoko said. "Quick, Thomason-san! Go find Azusa!"
"Roger dodger boss!" Tony saluted, and ran off.
"Is something dangerous, Kimmy….?" Asked Madoka.
"Maybe….but don't worry. With my expertise, ill protect you and Tomuson from harm. What expertise does she mean? It's part of Leau de Rose code of conduct, and in my police contract." Kyoko gave a rare smile, and Madoka smile back. Then, there was a scream. "Tomuson-san…!" Kyoko growl, and kick door down, and gasp. Tony was lying on the floor, with a knife in her bobs…! Man, Kim you don't expect us to take this seriously do you?
"Kimmy! Hitomi! Whets happen? Esther, she…." Tifa said. She and Kimiko ran out from their side, and gasp when they see Tony body. "Akira is dead, to…." She mutter. Yeah, from being stabbed in her tits! Imagine something like that!
"What happen to Esther?" Madoka ask, worry.
"What about Esther?" It was Tony! She wasn't dead after all!
"I that u died!" Shreked tifa Kim must've realized herself, how ridiculous that sounds. By the way, shouldn't Akira be cosplaying Tifa, especially because of her BIG boobs?
"Wait what?" Said Tony. Then she looked down only 2 find a corpse of her, with a knife in her!
"Esther…She been murder!" Kimiko scream.
"NO!" Kyoko roar. "Where is she!"
"In the bedroom! But please, be careful, Kimmy!" Kimiko point to where they come from, but just as Kyoko went toward that room w Madoka, there was a crack from above. Kimiko and tifa look up, and all of sudden, there was a crash! The big chandelier in the foyer fall, and crush them both… Madoka screamed, and Kyoko cussed.
"Who could be doing such evil things?" she yelled. "Whoever you are, I, Kimmy Sakura, will defeat you! U will never get away with this!" She sounds not only like a wannabe detective, now she talks like a wannabe hero of justice.
Mizki and Yuma and I wear in a ballroom, which was pretty and decorate. Their was even a decorate katana, on the wall. "Wow, who lives here?" Mizki wonder.
"Probably someone rich." Said Yuma. Well duh. You were already there. "But hey, Azusa, want to dance?"
"Um….no…." I knew how to dance, but the last time I danced ballroom was with my dad, so I decided not to.
"You can dans wit me though…" Mizki said fitly. Yuma agreed and they turned on a record and danced for a while. Ones they wore done dancing mizki notice a sword.
"This katana looks really old, like from samurai." Mizki said, going to the sword. "Thers a name engraved on it, but it's in kanji so I donno."
"Maybe I can help?" Yuma went over to look, but I stayed behind, sins I didn't no much kanji. She doesn't know much Kanji? Didn't she repeatedly state in the first chappy, that she's fluent in Japanese? "im an upperclassmen."
As Yuma started to look, though, there was sudden a loud bang, and then next I knew, Mizki was screaming. I looked over. Yuma had the sword in his stomach, and was pin to floor. I started to sob. Crying Count: 61 He was….dead…
"KIZUME!" Mizki screamed. "H-Hess'….dead…!"
"We should get out of here!" I screamed. I took Mizki's hand, and we ran way. Then a door flung open, and I scream…..Morty's body was in there, hanging from the hook….
I closed the door, and we kept running. But then, we got into a greenroom. Everything was pretty and green, but I heard crying. I went behind a venues flytrap. I saw the doctor, cowering and crying, and covered in pink blood. Pink blood? Are you for real? "Yurushitekudasai…." Not only are there that many Japanese words, there is never a translation. Not everyone understands without it. He sobbed.
"What happen?" I asked. Mizki, was bawling.
"Ruruka and Yami, are both dead….it's all my fault….." I gasped when I saw a shine, and then there was pink blood everywhere. Shatter had stab himself in heart, and fell over, dead…
"JESUS!" Mizki screamed. "What the hell is happen?" That's what we've been asking ourselves, all this time.
But then, there was a loud blast noise. I thought it was a bomb, YES PLEASE! KILL THEM ALL! and I flew away, and it was loud… I passed out, but before I did, I saw Mizki, in the mouth of the flytrap….dead…
"AZUSA PLEASE WAKE UP!" NO please never wake up again! I got up, and Madoka was there, shaking me and crying. We wear near the top floor of the mansion, in a hallway. "Thank god, your alive. I don't know what I would've done…" Of course. What would become of all of you, if you could never get your precious drug aka Azusa's tears again? she sobbed.
"Hitomi! Are Kara and Kimmy okay?" I ask.
"I can't find kimmy, but Akira…." Suddenly, a door open. Tony burst out, holding a dead body. It was hers, with a knife in the bobs.
"Hi akira!" Madoka said. "Where wear u"
"I was look for Azusa!" Tony laugh. "But where's Sakura?"
"I don't know….we have to look." Madoka got up, and so did I, and the three of us look round that floor. There was a chair, in front of a big stain glass window. But the chair awas laying on the ground. I looks beside the chair and I gasped went I saw…..Kyoko Kirigiri lying on te floor, not moving! Their was a not by her body. It say, 'gomenasai, Style-san. I failed you…' Madoka started to cry.
"Well common! I bet you, whoever's doing this is at the top of the mansion! In the attic! Ikuzo!" Tony said. I followed her, but Madoka stayed, crying.
"Hitomi, we need to keep going….." I said, crying to. Crying Count: 62, Dude, she's even crying in the specials. What is wrong with her, exactly?
But she didn't say anything. I stopped to go to her, and put hand on her shoulder. I gasped….She was stab in the back, and her eyes wear empty…..I screeched, and started sobbing aging.
"Don't give up no Azusa! We need to keep going! For them…!" Just leave her behind! She does nothing except crying all the time, as usual. Me and Tony went up the stairs, leading to the attic, until there was a final door. Tony kick the door down, and I gasp.
Their was a shadowy silhouette standing in the light of the attack window, and I heard a scary laugh. She stepped into the light. It was…..my cousin, Chisa! She was dressed as Junko Enoshima! But then, someone stepped out from behind her, and I saw it was Masahiko, dressed as Monokuma. "You two! I knew you wear behind this!" Aren't those two non-evil in this? We need to invent a new number to count the many times you contradict yourself in your own story, Kim. I screamed. "WHY DID U KILL MY FRIENDS!" That's the wrong question. Rather: Why didn't she kill every single one of you?
"Surprise!" Junko said. Sudden, the lights in the attic turn on, and everyone come out from the walls, not dead or even bloody. Everyone was laughing, and happy. "ITS JUST A PRANK COS! HAPPY HALLOWEEN! ^v^"
"Whets going on here?" Tony ask, mad.
"I want to give a fun, exciting Halloween for Azusa, so she could have a good one sins her parents died." Why is Azusa special once again? All of them had their parents murdered, so why is she the only one to get pity points? Junko said. "That girl Chirico was going to help us to, but that stupid bitch wore the Sam costume as me, so she had to go home and change. LOL!"
"The bodies wear fake, and I kidnap everyone, to bring them here." Masahiko said. "And we made u a cake, Tachibana. Hop u like devil's food cake." At least it's explained, why everything in this mansion still functions properly.
I was shock, and still sad at first, but then I start to laugh. All my friends wear there, Oh, yeah? All her friends are there? Where is the free! cast then? Did anyone notice, how they weren't even worth mentioning here just like in the main "plot"? This story is everything, but not a Free! fanfiction. and we had a cake, and we wear in costume…everyone was laugh, and I was so happy, for ones. It was the first good Halloween I had, sins my parents died…..It was the best Halloween, ever.