Chapter 44
Sorryyy for the long hiatus guys! I had realy bad writers block and on top of that i was really busy and my deviantart got hacked. Also fuck ou matthew we are never ever getting back togetehr!1 Like ever~ But seriously, no one cares. Btw cgr is ending soon and im gnnna write a new fanfic once its over. Theres onlt a few more chapers left. Stay tuned for the finale~! I didnt spellcheck this because i wanted to get this out asap but the next few chaters (which i am writing right now) may or may not be spellchecked. That hasn't changed either. Also for the last time because the people on the discrd server dont understand, Kim is the one who doesn't understand. Why do people think that Azusa is a lesbian or bi? Gee, don't know maybe because she spends more time with Akira than with her actual boyfriend Rin or the other guys who got caught up in the Mary-Sue spell. AZYSA IS STRAIT AND ONLY LIKES MEN! Also im not a fucking tyrant To be honest Kim, you ARE a tyrant. and posting porn! Anyways enjoy~~! :3
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AFter schol me, ko, akira and concita (luna was at her job at mcdonals) went over to the pool to start practicing for the sim meat on fridat. haru, rei and nagisa were their to. OMFG! Are those canon characters? I was wearing a black bikii with red frills and a little bow. This is not even allowed, especially at school. But it's not like Kim would know any of that.
"Asusa today were gonna teach you some texhniques to beat chiriko in the ext swim meat." Said haru "Not that you wont be able to now but i feel like you need to know these tips." Why are they even teaching her anything? She already has all knowledge.
"What are the tips?" I asked.
"Well show you!" Said rei while he adjusted glasses. For some reason he was holding a riler. "Ill go first!"
"What are you gonna do?" I asked rei
"Im going to teach you how to swim beauifyly! Your already beautiful but ill teach you to be the most beautiful you can be! Here's the same thing like before. Why is Rei showing her how to be "beautiful" if she's already perfect? First ill teach you t ohave thhe jump in perfextly!" Rei tild me exactly what position I should be in before diving in, and he taought me how to jump in perfedtly. "Even if yuo cant swim beautifly (which you can) the audience and judges wil still think your beautifl! Your swiimng is already perfect so i wont need to do anything abtu that." All Hail the Mary-Sue, people!
"Hey did I miss anything?" I heard footsteps and i saw rin! Rin still exists?!
"R-rin...!" I blushed.
"Hey babe" Rin said and he kissed me. Haru glared jealously. Why is that? Azusa doesn't even really spend time with any of them, even if she "loves" them both.
"Your justi n time! :D" Said ko.
Nagisa ran over to me but the places over by the pool were wet and sliipery so he slipped and hit his knee. And that's exactly why you don't run near a pool kids.
"Bih what the fuck is this why am i here c'mon gay-chan let's get the fuck outta hear." Said nagisa as thugisa.
"Who are you calling gay-chan?!" Gay-chan? Omg seriously? Asked rei. He walked over to nagisa and slapped him with the ruler. Then he turned back to normal.
"Oh its my turn isnt it?" Giggled nagisa. "Im gnna teach you how to swim likw a dolphin :3"
"But isnt your thing penguins?" I asked
"Yeah but i like dolphons too." That still doesn't make it Nagisa's thing. It's Haruka's. He said and he winked at haru. Haru just glared at him.
Nagisa jumped in the pool and flopped around like an idiot.
"Nagisa what the fuck are you doing" said asusa Why is she talking in third person now?
"I'm swiming like a dolphin!" Said nagisa.
"Thats fucking sttupid!" Said rin. "At least teach her something usefuk!"
"Hows that gonna help me?" I asked
"Comon azusa what are you waiting for?" Nagisa said
"Okay..." I jumped n and started flopping arounf like an idiot with nagisa. And that's supposed to be training? They're just fooling around. It was actyally pretty fun. After a fw minutes, we climbed out of the pool.
"That was fun!" I said.
"That was the point, that swimming can be fun to." Way to point out the obvious. Replyed nagisa. "Haru chan its your turn~!"
Haru walked up to me. "Get in the pool." He said.
"Okay..." I said. I got in the pool elegantly. Man, there we have another hidden My Immortal reference, Azusa does things elegantly instead of sexily though. Suddenly Harru pushed me underwater.
"YO WHAT THE FUCK" Said thugisa
"Haru what the hell are you doing?!" Said rin.
I was in the wter nearly a minute when haru jumped in to save me. How can Haruka jump into the water, when she literally just said that he was in the pool with her and that he pulled her underwater? And why does this damsel in distress need to be saved for? Does she just want attention? Give us answers Kim! But before he saved me...
...he kissed me!
I was in shock as he pulled me out.
"HARU WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO TO HER" Shouted rin.
"I taught her hou to hold her breath longer." Said haru. Why didn't you let her drown Haru?! That was the perfect chance!
"Thats not how you do it you peice of shit!" Said rin. Then he shoved haru in the face and he fell in the pool...and he started to blush...? Wasn't he angry just now? Why the hell is he blushing then? I didnt sat anything about it htough. Rei proceeded to hit thugisa with his ruler. Seriously, what the fuck are they even doing? They're fighting and fooling around all the time and call that training. But that folks is not a problem for her anyway.
My first instice was to jump in and save him. I grabbed harus hands and we swum out of the pool to the surface.
"That was a test." Said rin. "Saving a drownng person requires strenght and the ability to hold your breath. This just proves how wonderful ofa swimmer ou really are." Wasn't he mad just now? How did this turn into him praising Azusa? She's so "amazing" we get it, but you don't have to put her up to a pedestal in every single chappy, Kim. Then we kissed.
"I mean i wasn't drowing but ok." Said haru.
"We should check youre time to see if your any faster!" Said ko. She got out a watch and i lined up at the startign block. She blew her whistle and i jumped in beautifully like rei taught me. I could feel myself moving faster then usual.
When I finished everyone was chering.
"You cut a entire minute of your time!" WHAT?! That's freaking impossible in such a short time no less! Said conchita. I was so happy...
I knew I couold beat chiruno now. Why was she even questioning it? Losing was never an option.
