An experimental fic.
Since no one is making a react on Spongebob, I'll guess I'll do it myself. Sorry if there's any mistake in my writing.
P. S. Look for "Heroooooo!" (the short version), by Jonathan Young.
The cafeteria of Beacon was full as ever, Huntsmen-in-training or even full fledged Huntsmen went there and hang out with their teammates, friends or even between the adults and adolescents.
The holographic TVs on the walls were on, broadcasting news and shows, depending on which Beacon staff had the remote of course.
Beacon Academy didn't mind to put televisions on in their school, at least at free times of course and not during recess. They know that too much stress was bad for the students and fellow staffs.
At one table was Team RWBY and JNPR, not too far behind them were three of the many students came Mistral. The Vytal Festival was only a few months away after all.
Nora was once again telling another story of her dream. This time, it's about a man with a hammer controlling the very storm itself.
"He lifted his hammer up and hit the core! The entire floating island got destroyed to pieces, his friends watched in awe at the destruction that he's able to create!" Nora smiled like a madman would.
"Woah! This one is so awesome, Nora!" Yang said. "Like, now I wish I could do that but towards the Grimm! Like, umm, like..."
"An island that is actually a Grimm!" Ruby helped.
"Yeah! Like that! We're gonna be legends if we could do that!"
Pyrrha spoke "That sounds extremely dangerous. A Grimm like that will be a global threat."
Cinder was intrigued at the new idea for a Grimm, her other two partners noticed and smiled at the team in front of them.
"She's right, you know? A nevermore is already hard enough for us to beat." Weiss added.
"Oh, chill out, Ice Queen! We're just fantasizing. Don't tell me that you never dreamed of doing something similar." Yang pointed at her.
"Well... it does sound tempting."
"See!?"
"Nora can take all of the fame. I'll just be her partner." Ren said.
"Oh, come on, Ren!" The said girl tapped him on the shoulder. "I can't accept that, we're gonna do it together and history will remember you, even if as a partner!"
"Right... Thanks, Nora." He smiled.
Blake noticed a bit of murmurs was rising in the cafeteria and turned around. She saw that the subject of the talk was the biggest television glitching.
A few moments later, a background picture of what seemed to be rations appeared. Written on it was "The Camping Episode."
"Guys, the television! Look!" Jaune exclaimed. It brought the others to see where he was pointing at. Cinder, Emerald and Mercury were also a bit interested of what was going on.
Ozpin didn't seemed to mind the little glitch at the beginning, though he would like to see what this Camping Episode was.
The glitch actually didn't only happened in their school, it also happened at certain spots all over Remnant.
Ironwood was resting in his own room when it happened, Raven was passing by a few of her tribe members watching a show on their scrolls and Salem was resting while watching the new television Watts plugged in.
She found it to be fascinating, to be able to see news and events all over Remnant. Oh, and the shows too.
The following show is a parody
The Camping Episode
Weiss stepped into the Team RWBY's dorm in her pajamas with a cup of tea and a book. "Ahh, finally the weekend is here!" She cheerfully said.
"Woah! Weiss it's you!" Ruby cheered.
"Shut up!" The heiress put a hand over her mouth.
The rest of the cafeteria were also spared a glance towards the white haired girl, wondering why was she on this... show?
"Must be her father."
"They have connections."
"Why am I not surprised."
Various comments were thrown everywhere about Weiss Schnee. Some were annoyed, others were intrigued, or even couldn't careless about it.
"I didn't know that you're part of a show~." Yang teased.
"I'm not part of this show." The elegant girl frowned at her.
"Huh? You're not?" They returned to face the screen.
She placed the two objects on the nightstand and opened her scroll to see the calendar, one was signed with 'R Y camping'.
"Today isn't any old weekend, this is the weekend Ruby and Yang go camping! And Babe Blake is somewhere looking for new... material~." The heiress laughed. "Wouldn't it be great if they got lost in the woods and never came back?"
Chuckled occurred everywhere, but some found it cruel and heartless. Even some of the teachers laughed at it.
"Wow, Ice Queen. Have you ever thought of that?" Yang said.
The heiress thought for a moment before she replied "Honestly, sometimes."
"I feel the love there, Weiss." A blushing Blake commented.
"Don't make me pour water all over you, you know that's not what I meant."
"Ooh, dirty jokes, eh? Do you have feelings for Blake?" Nora grinned.
"W- wha- no! No, I- I don't have feelings for Blake!"
"But you called her Babe Blake-"
"I didn't produced whatever this show is!"
"Oh, come on, Weiss! It's not that bad, right?" Ruby asked, her partner only stared at her blankly.
The heiress imagined the two sisters walked with camping gears in a dark forest. Ruby was clinging to Yang and whimpered. "Yang, I'm scared!" Low growls from all directions made her tighten her hold on the blond.
"I got you, sis! I got you!" She lifted her fists and grinned.
"Too bad I love them and they could take care of themselves." She said deadpanned. Weiss quickly jumped to her bed with wide smile and bright eyes.
Several aww'd at it. RWBY's leader smiled at the elegant girl along with their friends. Ozpin surely liked the tidbits of comedy in this show, better than the daily doom and gloom.
Salem was more interested with the red hooded girl with... silver eyes. She recalled Cinder informed her about a girl with what seemed to be silver eyes. Every time the girl would be on the screen she'll focus her attention to her.
"If one survived, it will not be for long."
The General didn't mind this at all, he's just couldn't careless. Though it's interesting to know that Winter's sister was part of a show.
Raven shifted her attention the moment her daughter's name came up, noticing that her daughter was on a show.
"Still, I've been waiting for a long time for this! A soft bed, warm tea, a good book, and two whole days with no "weapons cookies weapons cookies!"" The adolescent mimicked a perfect tone of her partner's voice.
"Oh, come on!" The young red head pouted.
"Ha! So accurate!" Yang grinned.
"Could you do that?" Jaune asked Weiss.
The heiress looked at him incredulously, like he just told her that he just kidnapped someone and smiling while at it.
"Wha? No! I will not give myself headache by trying to mimic her voice."
"But it would be so cool if you could mimic her voice!" Nora added.
"Still a no!"
She proceeded to read her book before something shattered the silent bliss. A laugh- wait... two familiar laughter. From two people that should've gone into the woods or somewhere perfect for camping.
"That weapon is so cool! Yang, pass the cookies!"
"Here ya go!"
"What the!?" Weiss' lifted her eyes up from her book.
People were laughing at her self-made demise. The Schnee only rolled her eyes and groaned, she knew that shouldn't say something she might regret.
"Jinx!" Mercury shouted.
"Not bad at all." Ironwood chuckled.
Outside the building was a tent, completed with a bonfire blazing in front of it. Inside them were both Ruby and Yang in sleeping bags, reading comic books with a lamp above them and a plate off food between the two.
Suddenly, Weiss popped her head in and glared at them "Aren't you two supposed to be camping!?"
"We are camping!" Ruby delightfully replied.
"Ruby, it's not camping if you're twenty feet from where you live!"
Now many students were starting to discuss of camping outside. It could be fun, sleeping outside with other teams or even themselves.
"And there she is." Salem muttered.
From one of the window in the dormitory building, Glynda Goodwitch pinched the bridge of her nose. She shook her head and walked away quickly.
"I need a fucking raise." She muttered.
"That is true. And no camping in Beacon's ground!" The woman said while glaring at everyone in the cafeteria before her sight landed on Ozpin. He ignored her in favor of sipping from his cup, lucky enough to not to be stunned.
"Aww, it doesn't matter where you are as long as you're outdoors." Ruby explained. "While all those soft city folks are safe in their beds reading books!" And Weiss' face looked like she'd just been insulted.Ruby giggled with Yang, who then spoke.
"Yeah, we're out here pitting ourselves against the formidable forces of nature!" The blonde smirked.
"You wanna join us?" The reaper asked.
. . . .
"No." Weiss said.
"Okay, have fun inside!"
"Gods, her face! Did you see it!?" Yang asked her friends.
"We do, I'm so sorry, Weiss." Pyrrha tried to hold her laugh, the Schnee girl only groaned.
"I agreed with what Ruby said earlier." Ren said.
Raven only grinned at what the two sisters said to the rich girl "They're right, you know?"
The white haired girl then left, the pair continued reading their comic book before laughing again. But then Weiss returned.Yang quickly pulled the book behind her back with a bit of panic.
"Yang, do you have something similar to that?" Her little sister asked.
"Umm... No?" Her tone didn't reassure the reaper at all.
"Goodwitch has her eyes on you." Emerald suddenly warned.
True to her words, the combat teacher narrowed her eyes at their table. The brawler only waved at the woman with a smile.
"What do you mean "have fun inside"?" The heiress said with an accusing tone.
With a bit uncertainty, Ruby said "Just... have fun inside, see you tomorrow."
"Oh..."
. . . .
"Bye." Weiss left again, Yang instantly grabbed the comic out and they resumed reading. Weiss then popped her head back in in realization, the blond was sweating.
All of her friends were now staring at her "I don't have porn under my bed, okay?" Yang whispered harshly.
"Sure you don't, Yang. Sure you don't." Nora cheekily spoke.
"I'm serious! That was back in my home! The only one with porn here is Blake!" She gestured at the faunus.
"Don't drag me into this." Blake narrowed her eyes at her partner.
"Oh, you little sneak! I see what you're doing!"
"What?" The red riding hood asked in pure confusion.
"Don't think I can't see what you're doing!"
Yang glared at her "What!?"
"You're saying I can't take it!" Weiss pointed at them.
"What?" The blond was taken aback.
"But all I-" Rubu's partner lifted a palm up.
"Ah! You're saying I'm soft! You think your little "have fun inside" challenge is gonna make me come camping with you, but that is NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN!" The heiress declared. "There's no way I'm going to sit out here all night with you two losers! So,get used to it!" She left.
"Okay." Ruby whimpered.
. . . .
"Have fun inside!" Yang yelled.
And laughter filled the cafeteria, those who were more calm and collected held theirs.
Weiss returned "THAT'S IT! I'M IN!" She shouted in front of their faces before she flew back towards their dorm on a glyph. "I'll show you camping!"
"Gods, she took the bait! She took the bait!" Cardin shouted.
"What? She took her pride in camping or something!?" Sun added.
Weiss only crossed her arms and gazed hatefully at the television. Her friends apologized to her, even when they're chuckling.
The two half-sisters grinned sneakily at each other.
"Now Weiss is gonna go camping with us!" Yang said, they stepped out giggling mad.
Their third member then levitated down not too far from their dorm's window. She then ran towards them with a giant camping backpack too big for her figure.
The two half sisters and other students were howling with laughter to see that they managed to drag the Ice Queen to camp with them.
"She's so small compared to that thing." Coco commented.
"Let's see how the rich girl camp." Raven was sitting inside her own tent with Vernal pouring tea.
Ironwood only shook his head in amused disappointment. "That girl lose her temper too fast. She needs to fix it."
"Now you'll see how a real-" The small girl then fell forward, squished by the backpack. Her two teammates only laughed at the scene.
"Aww, do you need a hand?" The blond asked with teasing tone.
"N- no! I'll show you-" The heiress tried to climbing out but found herself unable to do so. Yang stepped in and lifted the backpack up with Weiss hanging with a blush.
"Holy shit, she's so cute!" Neptune exclaimed
"Aww, I want to hug her!" Velvet cooed at the sight.
Cinder rose an eyebrow with a smile "How adorable."
Nora was about put her arms under the blushing heiress' armpits but Ren stopped her before she could.
"But, Ren..." She whined.
"No, she already feels humiliated enough."
"Wha!? Why- Humiliated!?" Ruby gestured at the screen. "How could she be offended when she's just cute!"
Blake scoffed "You're a hypocrite, Ruby." Her leader tried to make a comeback but failed to do so.
"You're just so cute when you do something like this-"
"Put me down!"
"Alright, alright, jeez."
Weiss pulled out a black and blue cylinder thing "Here we are, my remote-controlled, self-assembling tent." She announced with pride. "Watch and learn." She pointed at them.
Ruby used a very advanced helmet with heavy duty scanner from somewhere and Yang put on a rectangle glasses and a notepad, their tongues sticking out.
"Yeah, she won't survive." Vernal said.
"I agreed." Raven followed.
"Hey! I have one of those tent!" Jaune said. "Though sometimes they need to be put up manually." He sigh sadly.
"So it couldn't even work as intended?" Ren asked.
"Yeah."
"I want that helmet!" The red riding hood pointed at the object. "That tent sounds pretty cool too."
"Never have I ever imagining myself with a glasses." The blond girl muttered. "But I sure look cute with those!"
Weiss threw the cylinder into the air and pressed the remote, only for a burst of electricity to occurred. The tent appeared, it landed on the ground disassembled and a mess.
"That was great, Weiss!" Ruby said, not sarcastically. "But how do you get inside?"
"Yeah, it's all crushy-looking." Yang added.
"It isn't put up yet, you idiots!" The heiress grabbed her tent and tried to untangle it as she grumbled. Her tiny hands then accidentally ripped it up. "Huh!?"
"Wasted!" Cardin spoke.
"Customization!" Her partner suddenly exclaimed.
"Genius!" The blond commented.
Weiss was then seen beating up the tent with a metal pole.
"She's tenderizing the ground!"
"Of course!"
Weiss was still struggling with the tent, to the point where she even got tangled in it.
Now every survival expert just facepalmed at what was shown on the screen.
"Write that down! Write that down!"
"Aaaaaagh!" Sweating, Yang gritted her teeth with crimson eyes while playing tic tac toe on her note.
That took everyone by surprise, Glynda covered her face while her shoulders were shaking. The students laughed out loud to the point where some fell off the chairs.
Even Weiss took part when she saw what Yang was doing instead of writing her observation down. General Ironwood let himself laughed in his office, Winter heard it when she was near his room. Confused, she knocked on the door.
"Sir, is everything alright?"
"Oh, yes. Nothing to be worried about. You may come in, it's just your sister is on television." Hearing that, she stepped in immediately and shifted her eyes at the TV on her left.
The heiress delivered a kick to the broken tent, it automatically assembled itself. "Huh?" She realized what happened and gestured proudly at it. "Voilá!"
Pffft!
A fart sound appeared and the large tent turned into a pile again, the other two laughed out loud. Adorned with embarrassed smile and a blush, Weiss launched the tent away towards their dorm's window. Luckily it passed through.
Surprised, Winter turned towards the general. He was smiling wide at her, something that anybody couldn't see every day.
"Sir, what is going on?" The smile was now gone, replaced with a confused look.
"Your sister wasn't part of any television show?" She shook her head. Both returned to watch the screen.
"But what could compare to just lying out under the stars?" The heiress pulled out a blanket from the backpack and laid it on the ground. Ruby and Yang clapped their and and cheered for her achievement and philosophy.
"Well, I've worked up an appetite as big as all outdoors. Time for a little grub. I suppose you two are gonna stew up some twigs and rocks, right?" As sly smile formed on Weiss' face.
Most of the students and teachers alike turned their attention towards the Schnee girl with a frown. She returned it with a cold glare.
"What? I'm not like that!"
"Are you sure about that?" Blake rose an eyebrow.
Her two teammates gaze at each other before giggling excitedly. "Nope, we've got something even better!" Ruby replied, she then pulled something out from behind her back. "Marshmallows~."
Her sister rose an eyebrow along with her snow white partner. She noticed it and asked what's wrong.
"Well..." Yang begun. "I thought it would be instant noodles."
"And I thought it would be cookies."
"Yeah, me too." Nora said.
"I'm not obsessed with cookies, okay?" Ruby crossed her arms.
"Your plate says otherwise." Blake gestured at it.
"Just because I love cookies and the flavour of noodles, doesn't mean I'm eating those twenty-four seven!" The other two jumped a bit from the sudden anger.
Most jumped back at that reaction, most people knew that the girl was childish, incredibly shy and got a sweet tooth. They never thought that they'll see her that aggressive.
"Ah, sweet Summer's child." Raven nodded at Ruby's cookie love.
The reaper reached into the 'March o' Mellow' bag and popped a marshmallow into her mouth. "Mmm-mm, just like what Yang likes to eat." White webs sticking all over the insides of her mouth.
Everybody watching got silent at that statement. Their jaws dropped because they understood what she meant, or at least, what it could meant.
The real Ruby Rose looked around at lost, she gazed at Blake who avoided eye contact, hoping that she could answer her question.
"Blake, did that me meant?" She innocently asked.
"Well..." The feline faunus glanced at her partner, who's eyes were already red. "Ask Yang instead." Her leader shifted her attention to Yang for a moment and turned around at Cinder. She recognized her and smiled.
"Hey, Cinder right?" The taller girl nodded. "What did that me meant?"
"Your sister swallowed-"
"Don't finish that!" Yang shouted.
"Well..." Cinder stared at the blond in amusement. "You better ask her then." The red riding hood groaned in frustration.
Weiss opened her mouth to comment on that but her brawler friend interrupted her, a huge round fishbowl over her head like a helmet. She then imitated a static noise.
"Pzzzt Yankee to Romeo, Yankee to Romeo. Do you read me? Over."
Ruby also got a fishbowl on out of nowhere "Pzzzt Romeo to Yankee, I read you. Over."
"Pzzzt Yankee to Romeo, I like going. Pzzzt Over."
"Romeo to Yankee Pzzzt Me too!"
The two sisters then sent static noises back and forth at each other. Weiss, on the sideline, only stared deadpanned at their shenanigan.
The students chuckled at the new scene, except for the serious ones. Winter had the same face as her little sister on the screen. The General however took interest in the codenames.
He said "Pretty cute." Winter turned around. "The codenames I meant."
She returned to the TV and nodded "Like little soldiers."
Raven covered her face in shame "I should've stayed back." She muttered to herself. "But Summer would be proud at them."
"We should do that!" Sun said to his team.
"What? The codenames or the fishbowls?" Sage asked.
"Codenames obviously but if you want the fishbowls, then..." The blond faunus shrugged with a smile.
"Pzzzt Romeo to Yankee, help yourself. Over." Ruby held out the bag for her.
"Yummy!" Yang took one marshmallow and ate it. By punching through the fishbowl helmet!
"Dear Ozma, Yang!" Weiss exclaimed as the whole glass fell to the blonde's sides.
Ozpin was got tense the moment he heard it, along with Salem. The other teachers also noticed it but chose not to bother him.
"Who the hell is Ozma?" Sky asked.
"You know, The Great and Powerful Oz." Russel replied.
Ozpin only gripped his mug tightly and stared at the screen, Salem tapped her nails on the armrest of the sofa she's sitting on.
"Yankee to Romeo, this is how I eat!" White drops thrown out as she spoke.
"Yup, should have stayed behind with her." Raven rolled her eyes at the screen.
The viewers giggled at the subliminal message, Yang snorted at the joke as her own sister was still confused of why it was funny.
Weiss frowned at them "Well, you two Atlasian soldiers can eat marshmallows." She pulled something out. "I'm gonna have a can of Blake's Mistralian Barnacle Balls." A glyph appeared below her. "Just as soon as I can get my can opener."
"Wut!?
"The fuck!?
"That is hilarious!"
"Are you kidding me!?"
"What!?" The heiress recoiled in shock. "Why a canned food!? W- why barnacles of all thing!" She turned to Blake.
"No, I don't have a can of Mistralian Barnacle Balls. Why? Are you interested in it?"
"No!"
"Good, but never think of stealing my fish, okay?" She narrowed her eyes at the elegant girl, who nodded hesitantly.
"But Weiss, didn't you take a can opener when you hiked out here?" Ruby said out of nowhere.
The heiress stopped on her track and scowled at her partner and hands on her hips. "Why would I bother? We're only twenty feet from the dormitory."
"But this is the wilderness." A glare appeared on the reaper's face, it felt alien for the other two. "It just doesn't seem to fit the camping spirit."
"Aww, you're so cute when you're trying to be scary." Yang pinched the red head's cheeks.
"Stop it! I'm not a little girl anymore!" Ruby tried to push the muscular girl away.
"Ooh, ooh, let me do it next!" Nora reached out and pinched her face.
"Nora, no!" Ruby whined.
"Nora, yes!"
"Pretty weenie." Yang said.
"Alright, alright! Give me those marshmallows!" The white haired girl snatched the bag from Ruby's laps.
Weiss out one on a stick positioned it above the fire, Yang also did the the same but hers instantly got caught on fire.
She panicked and blew it to burnout the fire. She did it with such a force that her marshmallow flew off from her stick and hit Weiss' face, who instantly wiped it away and back to roasting hers.
Now everyone smiled to the point it could reach split their face.
Yang took another but it's also set ablaze, she screamed and blew it off. Only for the heiress' face to be stained once again by the same thing. This time she groaned but chose to disregard it.
They all chuckled together.
The blond got another one covered in flames, a scream was heard and the third marshmallow flew away towards Weiss.
But the heiress was already prepared, she duck and the projectile passed above her. A laugh managed to escaped her, yet it was stopped when something sticky and hot landed on the back of her head.
Next, the many Huntsmen-in-training were hitting the table.
Even Raven and Vernal laughed at her misfortune, Ironwood placed a hand on his face in half-hearted attempt. Salem giggled, not minding the comedy at all.
Far behind her, Blake did thumbs up with a blank expression and Yang gave her a toothy smile.
Blake felt her partner's arm on her shoulders, the blonde was grinning.
"Okay. Besides spitting molten food stuffs at me, what else do you do for fun?" The white haired girl asked in disdain.
"Well, after a long day of camping, it's nice to unwind with a nice, relaxing campfire song." Yang pulled out a gold and black double-axe guitar. "I call this one "HEROOOOOOO!'" She screeched the name like a professional rock singer.
"Now I want that guitar!" Yang said.
"That name announcement was so awesome I could break my own legs!"
"Nora, please don't do it again!"
"How could no one noticed that!? Where am I anyway!?" Glynda said disapprovingly.
Every team twitched in their sleep, Glynda passed out on a couch.
The combat teacher only deadpanned at her otherself.
"Well, there's your answer, Glynda."
"Thank you, Headmaster. I couldn't discover it without you."
"Your welcome."
"~ONE PUUUUUUUNCH!
Yang begun.
(3, 2, 1, killshot!)
Ruby exclaimed beside the incredibly heiress, that nearly had a heart attack.
I'm here. For fun. I'm number one
(What're you saying!? Frustration! NO ONE CAN STOP ME!)
One punch, that's it. I always win
(Listen to me! Victory AGAIN!)
Power, get more power
Her hair ignited very brightly.
Last minute limit counting 3, 2, 1!
Hero! Don't wanna hear you calling out my name
I'm not here for fortune or fame
Hero! Instead, I'll fight knowing nobody knows my name
(Nobody knows who she is!)
My foes are closing in and covering the sky
But I won't turn my back tonight
Hero! I'll stay, until I taste the dirt of defeat someday
Unleash my fist, herooooo!
Ruby was playing the drum furiously.
(HEROOOOO!)
I'm gonna be the strongest...
HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!~"
The two sisters finished simultaneously, with the blond slicing the drum set to pieces with her guitar. "AWW YEAH!"
All viewers were stunned, awestruck and speechless. That song was amazing, adrenaline pumping and was just...
"So. Fucking. Cool!" Ruby was the first to snapped out, her scream also helped a few who then helped others. Many of them agreed with Team RWBY's leader.
"I wish I could be that kind of hero." Pyrrha said to herself and sigh dreamily.
"I'm getting that guitar!" Yang stated.
Weiss' jaw dropped from the beginning of their song, but she succeeded in putting her mind back together when her two teammates sat down across her.
"Yup, that's the face. That's the face alright." Coco smirked as Velvet giggled.
"Now wasn't that relaxing? To just... release all of that stress and pressure in a healthy way." The brawler gladly sigh.
"It does seems like a good way to relief stress." Oobleck commented.
"I'd say! Maybe we should have a karaoke night!" Port suggested.
"Still, not as good as the usual way." Ozpin took a sip before turned to his assistant "Isn't that right, Glynda?" He winked.
The woman only blushed and nodded once, not commenting on that and only readjusting her glasses.
"While I have to admit that was... breathtaking. I have to saaaay... no." The elegant girl pulled out a violin. "This is relaxing."
She started to play All-Star.
The students of Beacon burst out laughing again, recognizing the song. The adults however, didn't understand what's so funny about it. Vernal, Winter and Cinder knew about it as well, regretfully.
"I- I can't believe I'm playing that!" Weiss couldn't breathe as she kept hitting the table.
"You- you should play that next time, Weiss!" Jaune recommended.
"Wait a minute, Weiss!" The red riding hood said, aiming Crescent Rose as she inserted a marshmallow as a bullet.
The heiress stopped playing and frowned "What is it now-"
Bang!
She suddenly found herself lying on her back chocking, a bit far away from the bonfire.
Their laughter increased, not expecting for Ruby to shot her own partner with a marshmallow with her weapon.
"What... what is this show!?" Salem asked herself as she chuckled.
Ruby dashed to her side and helped her partner to chew the marshmallow that she fired before. "That's it, take it all in and swalloooow. There, feel good?" She laid the heiress' head on her laps
"Good?! I was just fine until you lodged that ballistic junk food into my windpipe!"
"That is a very appropriate reaction if you asked me!" Emerald said.
"Right!? What would you do if someone fired a marshmallow down your throat!?" Mercury coughed after cackling so much.
"I'll beat- I'll beat the shit out of them, of course!"
"I ship those two hard!" Nora announced, it was followed by replies of agreement from others.
Weiss' face reddened at the fact that people were pairing her with Ruby, who herself didn't have any clue of what it meant.
"A bit saucy, am I right?" Coco smirked at Velvet, her teammate turned deep red.
"But I had to! It's too dangerous to play a violin out here in the wilderness! It might attract..." The reaper and her sister looked around cautiously. "The Grimm Queen." She whispered.
The sudden silence at anywhere who watched the broadcast bothered everyone. Everyone in Ozpin's circle became tense at the mention of The Grimm Queen.
Salem rose an eyebrow at the mention of her being. But then again, it could someone or something else, there were many stories about the source of Grimm, their ruler or even of the first Grimm.
The students didn't know better, so snorted incredulously.
"The Grimm Queen? Let me fight it!" Ruby announced.
"I'll help you with that! We're gonna beat the source!" Yang wrapped an arm around her little sister.
"It must be why the Grimm keep on existing even if there wasn't any single record of then mating." Ren added his two lien.
Raven only stared at the screen in shock, her hands were shaking a bit. Vernal was about to ask but decided that it's a very had idea.
"Headmaster?" Glynda tapped his shoulder.
"Let's just see where this is heading." He replied.
The Schnee girl's eyes were widened. "The Grimm Queen? You mean like the one that DON'T EXIST!" She stood up to walk back to her previous spot.
The reaper followed behind her "What are you saying!?"
"There's no such person! She's just a myth!"
"If only." Raven mumbled, Vernal gulped at that.
Ozpin snorted at that. Everyone who knew of Salem's existence stared at the screen intently, just making sure if there's any important clue inside the show.
"Wait, "person"?" Jaune repeated, his friends thought it was weird as well.
"Oh no, Weiss, The Grimm Queen is very real! It says so here in Vale's Vague Verity!" Ruby showed an article on her scroll, with a picture of a man in green and a woman in black holding hand together.Both faces covered in shadows.
""I married The Grimm Queen"."
""Vale's Vague Verity"? Sounds like one of those satirical news network. Like Garlic or Rat News." Neptune remarked.
"I'm... pretty sure Rat News is trying to be legit." Scarlet said.
The headmistress noticed that the old wizards took his eyes off the screen in favor of gazing on the table in front of him. He looked so lost, maybe a buried memory resurfaced? The man in green might've been him.
Whoever made this show probably knew something that only Ozpin and Salem do, a knowledge that will never be shared and kept hidden even from the circle.
Salem only frowned slightly at the info drop "Who made this show?"
Ironwood's eyes were widened, this was something that not even he know about. Well, now he did. And he's gonna ask his friend a few questions, albeit gently.
"Yeah! And Idiot Science Monthly!" Yang showed a news of a lipless woman with razor sharp fangs and four girls in different colors.
Nora tapped Yang's back while the hammer wielder pointed at the television, some tables had the students cackled.
The blond brawler only scratched her head in a bit of embarrassment.
"We need that in real life!" Scarlet rested his head on the table.
""The Grimm Queen and the fairy tales are real"!? That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard!"
"Well, maybe it is stupid but it's also dumb!"
"No need to treat yourself so harshly." Blake smirked, her friends snorted in laughter.
As much as the headmaster would love to laugh, he became even more alert when the picture of, what he assumed to be the four maidens, was shown on the screen.
"Ozpin, that's Amber!" His assistant whispered harshly.
"Whoever made this knew of us and her. It could made by a third party since this is way too risky." Ozpin spoke.
"Who do you think?"
The man only stared at her and shrugged with a steel in his eyes.
Ironwood clenched and unclenched his fists for a few seconds. Everything was on plain sight, every information were displayed on the screen for free.
And if this was also broadcasted in public channel, after he checked for something off, in which he found none, then everyone will know about her even if they didn't realize it.
"Yang's right, Weiss. The Grimm Queen is no laughing matter. Why, my uncle once I met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy-"
"Okay, okay, okay! I get it!" Weiss covered hear.
"-who knew this guy's cousin."
"You're right! I should've been more careful!" Something then popped in her head. "In fact, why don't you tell me all of the things I shouldn't do if I want to keep The Grimm Queen away?" Her lips curved upward.
Cinder's group noticed the look on the heiress' face, she must be planning for something. They saw and had that look themselves daily.
"Let's see what attracts The Queen." The half maiden whispered.
Ozpin's group circle was already prepared as some of the few very sensitive informations were already given to the public. Even Salem was interested on what will attract her.
Ruby smiled "Okay, that's easy. First off, don't play the violin. It's the instrument of The Dark Lady."
The Dark Lady? That's new, but it didn't sounded so bad. The old witch herself liked the the title, there's a certain ring to it. But still...
"Why violin though?" Ruby asked the question on everyone's mind.
"Okay, then what?"
"Never wave silver or white light back and forth really fast.
"Silver lights are her natural prey." Yang added.
"You're kidding." The heiress' eyes were widened.
Salem smirked at the silver light one, they're not wrong. Silver-Eyed Warriors were her primary target, so they're in a sense, her natural prey.
Ruby continued "Don't wear a perfect copy of a crown, she take that as a challenge."
"Yeah."
"Go on." Weiss wrote on a notepad, fear leaking to her voice.
Ozpin gasped but covered his mouth at the explicit reference that might have been aimed at Relic of Choice. He and Glynda glanced at each other with the same hidden surprise.
"Do you think this is safe?" She asked.
"They will know, but they won't realize its importance." The white haired man said.
Ironwood himself didn't like it when someone or something dropped a very important knowledge in public without people themselves realize what it meant.
"Don't ever eat cookies!" Tears building up on the red riding hood's eyes. Yang bit her fist, now getting frightened.
"Chocolate or others?" Her two teammates then whispered to each other for a few seconds.
"Chocolate, others are fine."
"Y- yeah, yeah, and!?" The Schnee gestured for them to keep going.
Summer...
"They're talking about Summer Rose." Glynda whispered
"Could they? Or maybe Ruby?" Ozpin said.
"Why does it have to be cookies!?" The reaper questioned loudly.
"Never hold up a lantern!"
"With a person in it!"
Both of them were shaking, their voice became louder in every sentence. It's starting to effect Weiss, even if she swore that everything that they said were nonsense.
"Or a staff!"
"Or a sword!"
"The Four Relics? So The Queen are also attracted to those?" The redhead champion thought loudly.
"Weren't they left behind by God of Light?" Nora asked.
"Yeah, to help humanity to achieve peace."
"But there were also Silver-Eyed Warriors as well!" Coco added from afar.
"Does that mean silver lights meant them?" Fox spoke.
"Probably, but I think it's pretty obvious." Yatsuhashi answered.
"What a huge exposition." Cinder whispered to her companions.
"Seems a bit much to be packed into one... episode?" Emerald commented.
Mercury asked "Are you sure that we're gonna see something like this again?"
"And never..."
"Ever..."
What!?
"Ever!"
Just tell her already!
"Fuck!"
What in the flying fucking shit dammit, Yang!
"Shouting 'divorce' out loud like a chimp!" Ruby and Yang finished together.
They all stared at screen like a child murder just happened, Ozpin slammed his head into the table while Salem's eyes twitched in annoyance.
Those who didn't know better only laughed like hyenas, Winter held her stomach as if she was in pain.
"I don't know why am I laughing! I just- I don't know!"
This whole thing was probably a joke. It must to be a joke or a prank to make Weiss wear all of that stuff both said to her, so they could take pictures and laugh it off.
"Wow, it's amazing of how many things could set The Dark Lady off." Weiss replied.
"S- she's hor- horrible!" Her partner hugged the blond with shaking limbs, teardrops pouring down her face. Her big sister was trying to ease her up.
"A- and suddenly... I have the sense that we're all in danger." The heiress gaze around cautiously and pulled her fists close to her chest.
"No..." Yang prepared Ember Celica in dread.
"B- but we're in Beacon's ground! Th- there's no way for her to- to get here without alerting someone or something!" Ruby tighten her hug on Yang.
Cinder's group smirked at each other because of one thing.
"Oh no..." Yang used a sneaky smile. "Here it comes."
"I- I don't know, but..." A large glyph suddenly passed through her from the ground. A diabolical smile formed on her face. And everything forbidden told by the two sisters were now in her possession.
"It was just a feeling!"
Almost all of the viewers were stunned at the stunt she was going to pull.
Yang was about to burn, but all of that rage then turned into primal fear. Ruby could only stared at her partner in betrayal.
"Weiss..." Her voice was so small.
Yang felt her heart crumbled a little alongside a few other people, she wrapped her arms around Ruby for comfort the reaper didn't need, but appreciated it anyway.
"Yes?" She asked with... that smile,while putting her scroll to the ground that's starting to play a violin solo of Kumbaya.
"No."
"Yes!"
"No!" Ruby then cried harder.
Weiss began making chimp noises, her body was moving like how a chimp would be. "Divorce! Hoo-hoo aa-aaa hoo hoo hoo aa! Divorce!"
Half of the viewers fell to the ground at the scene playing on the screen.
"Dear Brothers, make it stop!" The Schnee girl's face turned red just like her partner's cloak. Blake stroke her back slowly with sympathy and a pained face for holding back her laughter.
"I- it'll be over soon Weiss. I p- promise you that."
"I can hear you trying not to laugh, Blake." And the faunus laughed.
Meanwhile, Salem stared deadpanned at the television, one of her fingers twitched several times as she was waiting for the idiocy to be over. Her former husband did the same as well, making his colleagues uncomfortable.
"You're joking, right!?" A hysterical Winter spoke as her superior holding his stomach behind her.
"Weiss, please don't!"
"Think of my little sister!"
But the Schnee girl just kept chanting, she rose the staff that was holding the bright silver lantern covered in papar cut-outs of a woman.
A sword was in her hips, a crown that looked to real to be fake on her head and small plate of cookies on her other hand.
"Yang, wh- what are we gonna do!? T- The Grimm Queen sure will come to kill us! To kill me!" The reaper was in distraught, begging to the blond to do something.
"I guess we'll just die." The older girl just shrugged.
"Never thought of it but good idea!" Weiss cheerfully said.
"At this rate, that is the best option!" Pyrrha said between cackles.
"Yang, Blake is somewhere doing stuff and I don't wanna die a virgin!"
Now it's the reddened riding hood's turn to agree at the idea of dying early "Death sounds like a mercy! Isn't that right, Blake!?" She turned to the cat faunus who's blush increased.
"Y- yeah, seems like it."
"Don't touch my sister, okay!?" Yang said too happily.
Blake paled "I won't! I won't!"
"As the big sister, you're the one who have to-"
"Don't worry, I have an idea!" The brawler took a deep breath and..."Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mo-"
"What!? What is- what in the flying fuck is that girl doing!?" Suddenly, a woman in black and red came out of a portal with a red sword.
The blond girl gaze at the woman in shock, Raven did the same. The staffs of Beacon spared a worried glance at her as other students laughed at her cry of help.
"Raven Branwen?" Salem said.
Dove spoke "Are we seriously going to ignore the incest-"
"YES!" Came the the answer of the crowd.
She proceeded to drag the sword on the ground and walked in circle around Yang and Ruby. Making a very large oval surrounding the two.
"Oh yeah!" Ruby chirped. "All the experts say it's the only defense against The Grimm Queen's attack." She looked at her scroll on another Idiot Science article to see a badly edited drinking Qrow Branwen, standing inside an eye shaped drawing while The Queen dramatically pose in defeat.
Weiss returned to howling out when they see the man on the screen, but the red head's sister only sat still on her spot to gaze intently at her birth mother. Ruby gave her half sister a concerned look as the blond slowly glared at the TV.
"Exactly!" Raven said "You should pay attention to Idiot Science! It could safe your life! I thought I taught you better than this!" She scolded as she finishing the circle.
Raven covered her face in shame at the words that came out from someone that looked like her and sounded just like her in uncanny level.
Somewhere, Qrow Branwen was laughing his ass off at a bar, much more than at the Schnee girl. He had such a good time at through the whole thing until The Grimm Queen part slapped him in the face.
The woman held the two frightened girls close while waiting for doom to come. Ruby especially snuggled deep into her hug.
"Ha ha ha! See? I... Who are you?" Weiss pointed at the new figure.
"Raven Branwen, their mother."
"You believe this as well?"
"Of cour-"
"HA HA HA HA! You people are so gullible! See!? I did everything that attracts The Grimm Queen, and nothing happened. If she is truly exist, why didn't she show up?"
"Because these two forgot to mention the hooded cloak, any color."
Both Ozpin and Glynda blinked at that statement.
Okay, they're talking about both Roses, but for the younger generation, it's Ruby. Team RWBY seemed to realized it at looked at each other in confusion, JNPR apparently also noticed it and they shared the same expression.
Salem only snorted in amusement simultaneously with Cinder. While Qrow cursed internally at Raven's sentence.
Another glyph passed through the the Schnee's body, a blue cloak with a hood covered her. "There. Now where is she? WHERE ARE YOU, GRIMM QUEEN!?" The heiress enhanced her voice to be louder.
"She's dead." Emerald took a bite on her food, her leader couldn't help but nodded.
"Yup." Mercury replied.
The trio in front of her noticed something and shut their eyes tightly.
"Goodbye, Weiss. I love you." Ruby spoke
"It's good to know you, even if you're a bitch." Yang added.
"I'll send my condolences to your sister and mother." And Raven followed.
Behind the white haired girl, levitating in the air was a very large figure. Everything about it screamed unnatural, eldritch. A blasphemy against nature and The Gods themselves. The heiress stopped laughing as an indescribable fear took over her heart.
Next, she noticed the red glow around her that came from the worst direction.
"Look behind you." The thing ordered. "I said, look behind you."
The ancient witch only smiled, amused at her entrance. The voice was on point, if only with a bit of monstrous echoes behind it.
Cinder's eyes were widened at the perfect voice that just sounded like her.
Ozpin's allies were tense including himself. Ironwood was curious of what Salem's appearance was like, he heard stories about her from his fellow headmaster, he told him that he will know.
Slowly, the Schnee girl did as she was told. Though she kept her eyes cast downward, not wanting to know the look of the new guest.
"Look. At. Me. You're a good girl, aren't you?"
Just by seeing her feet was already for the elegant girl to grab her rapier and kill herself with it. If it meant that she won't have to face the thing that should not be.
Very hesitantly, she shifted her eyes up but it was accelerated after hands with long fingers grabbed a hold of her head and lifted her face up. Every color drained from her face, she can't blink no matter how strong she willed it to.
"What the fuck!?"
"The hell is that!?"
"Dear Brothers, please kill it!"
Those were some of the responses made, but most could only stared in shock, and for some reason, fear that appeared out of nowhere.
All but for the two ancient magicians.
"Accurate, but not quite." Ozpin whispered to his assistant.
"That close, huh?"
"Every critical information were thrown at us, this is one of them."
Ironwood was wondering if this was an accurate depiction of Salem. "So this is her."
Winter overheard him but ignored it, assumed it was just out of curiosity and that he liked this show. She's not going her way to ruin it for him.
"So close yet so far." The Grimm Queen said to herself.
"Is that..." Vernal began.
"With shorter limbs and hair, yes."
Her mind took every detail of The Grimm Queen's figure, even the fangs and lipless illustration was correct about her.
Long skinny limbs with pale skin in the air limping, a very long white hair that formed a wall was floating behind her as if they're under water, wide pure red eyes with black sclera gazing down at Weiss, and it literally wore the shadows like an gown.
Around some spots of her body were blood veins, completely visible in red. Her nails were dark and long.
"See? It wasn't so hard, was it?" The Dark Lady spoke without the need to open her mouth. Her voice just came out from every direction, even if it could also felt like her voice came from her mouth just like normal.
As normal as she could be.
"Sheesh, I feel bad for whoever was damned to meet her." Qrow commented.
"Okay... now I don't want to fight it." Ruby was a bit frightened.
"Oh, c'mon, sis! She's so skinny. She won't survive your scythe."
Jaune responded "But we don't know her ability yet and... she just appeared out of nowhere behind Weiss."
"He's right, you know?" Blake added.
"Well, that's a bust." Nora rested her head on her hands, Ren put one of his own on the red head's shoulder.
"Now, now. That wasn't very polite of you, Weiss Schnee. I thought your father taught you better than this. After all, he wouldn't like it if he knew that his daughter made a very important figure mad now, would he?" She let out a dark chuckle.
"But if he did, that would only make him some sort of a masochist. Heh, Jacques Schnee, a masochist. I could only wish." The shadow woman chuckled a little.
A few people, especially among the faunus, did the same. So The Dark Lady could joke too, huh?
The witch however was a bit surprised when this depiction of herself made a joke about the man. While Ozpin was a bit reminded of the woman that he loved from the past for a second.
Wait, did she just-
"Read your mind? Why yes, I did. I can."
That was not everyone expected when they wanted to know of her abilities besides levitating above the ground and probably sharp senses.
"She'll discover our movement before we could do anything." Sun spoke.
"Unless you make a plan before going after her." Doctor Oobleck replied.
"But then she'll read your mind again." Glynda countered.
Something white then dashed away from her.
"GRIMM QUEEN!" Weiss screamed at the top of her lungs.
"That was impolite." She muttered and chased after her.
It was silence for the trio on the circle. Raven opened one of her eyes and looked to the left to faint trail of fading shadows.
"Is she gone?" Ruby asked.
"I-"
And then the beating came, Weiss' screams of pain filled the air around Beacon as the punches could be felt like vibrations.
Half of the viewers cringed at this part.
It stopped and The Queen was flying back past them without either notice or acknowledgement of the trio. She let out beastly growls without any hint of sapience.
Ruby and Yang opened their eyes just in time to see the massive wall of white hair getting further and further from them.
"Weiss, are you okay!?" Ruby asked.
"No..." Came the half dying reply.
"No shit!" A student shouted, bringing bout some chuckles.
"Quick! Get inside our Bane Circle before she comes back!" Ruby looked at Raven with puppy dog eyes, who then sigh before making a portal beside them, the other one materialized in front of Weiss.
"Yeah, The Grimm Queen could fuck you up more than once if she's not satisfied!" The woman added.
"Not helping, mom!" The riding hood frowned.
"Honesty is the best policy." She shrugged.
The black swordwoman smirked at that.
"That sounds so wrong on so many levels." Winter shook her head.
"Could have word it out better actually." Fox scoffed.
The headmaster hummed a moment "She's not wrong." Which earned a look from his other colleagues.
The heiress looked at them like "Are you crazy!? A dirt circle won't stop that monster! I'm running for my life!" With scratches and bruises, the elegant girl ran off.
"NO!" The family shouted in horror and closed their eyes when the blasphemous figure of The Dark Lady speeding past them as fast as Ruby, her mouth opened unnaturally wide.
The screams then returned, the half sisters shut their eyes but Raven kept watching yet she cringed hard at the sight. The Dark Lady passed them again.
"It's better to listen to an advice." Oobleck commented. "Even if the example is exaggerated."
"Very so!" Port added.
"Don't run! She hates that!" Yang warned her.
"Thanks for the tip. I guess I'll just limp home, then." Bandaged, the heiress walked with one leg as the other was dragged on the dirt.
"She's dead." Ironwood rolled his eyes
"I hate that I agree to that, sir." Winter, sitting on a chair, shook her head. Her sister was... a bit entitled.
Qrow scoffed "Schnees. Always listening to themselves."
The Grimm lady returned to maul her, then hovered away.
"They hate limping more than running!" The black swordwoman exclaimed.
"Well, I guess I'll just have to-"
"There is no hope for her." Coco wiped her shade with a handkerchief.
"Dying is the best option now." Neptune took a drink.
The Queen beat the heiress and left quickly. Glynda was still passed out on the couch.
"I should have warned you about crawling!"
The humanoid monster returned to maul her a bit more and left.
"What did I..." Weiss blinked several times.
"W- what'd I do that time!?" Sounds like Weiss was crying.
"We don't know, but I guess she just doesn't like you!" Yang replied. "Just pretend to be someone else!"
"Like that could work." Blake felt disappointed at that suggestion.
"Better than nothing, right?" Jaune smiled uncertainly.
"I hope my daughter wasn't that dumb." Raven groaned.
"Draw an eye! An oval with a circle inside!" Ruby suggested.
"You know, I could just-"
"Okay!" The Schnee cut off Raven.
Roar! Beating! Growls
"Both of them were circles! The outer one has to be an oval!" Her leader explained.
"I can't believe a simple sigil could stop me." Salem muttered.
"Goodbye, Weiss Schnee. Rest in pepperoni." Pyrrha joked, her friends chuckled.
"Ha, that rhymed!" Nora said.
"Nice one, Pyrrha." Ren gave a thumb up.
"Thank you!"
"I c- can't move anymore! Help... help me!" Now the elegant was bawling her eyes out.
"Mom, do something!" Yang said.
Something clenched Winter's heart hearing her little sister's voice like that, she wanted- no, she needed to help her.
"Heh, Snow Princess is in trouble." Qrow took a sip from his drink.
"That's what I was trying to suggest the first time!" The woman made a portal and grabbed Weiss with her arms and returned to the circle before she sat down.
The Dark Lady suddenly levitating above them, staring at the group of four silently. Her red eyes cast down and saw her bane circle. She growled and pointed at Weiss, who buried her face in Raven's chest.
"You're annoying, you know that?" She growled and the girl nodded.
"Even The Grimm Queen think so!" Yang gestured at the TV to Weiss.
"Excuse you!?" The elegant girl screeched.
"See what I mean!?" Yang covered herself from the slaps delivered to her.
Salem thought for a moment about making a Grimm that just like this one. Like some sort of an assassin Grimm or a spy Grimm.
"I can make one, but there wasn't much on her abilities."
The Queen's shifted her gaze to Ruby before a wicked joy appeared on her eyes.
"~I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you..." She slowly sunk into the ground as she stared at the shaking reaper. "Someday~."
Ruby was stunned at that part aimed at her, Salem was laughing a little when The Queen said that. Qrow gripped his glass tightly, recalling Summer. His sister only scowled deeply at it.
Ozpin only focused on The Dark Lady, her eyes staring at every one in the cafeteria, putting all in uneasiness.
"H- hey, it worked. You guys saved my life!" The heiress smiled at them.
Every single one, but Raven, cheered at their... survival from The Grimm Queen. Though there's just one thing that bothered Weiss.
"Although..." The others looked at her. "Why did no one helped us when The Grimm Queen attacked?"
That snapped everyone out of the dread, even if only for bit.
"Yeah, where is everybody?" Sage rose an eyebrow.
"It's like no one was there except for them." Velvet followed
"Professor Goodwitch passed out on the couch, but what of other students?" Yatsuhashi questioned.
The other three got silent, Ruby and Yang looked at their mother for an answer.
"I don't know." The black swordswoman shrugged.
They abandoned their campsite and returned to their dorm, Blake was already there, traumatized at what she saw.
"She clearly saw what happened yet did nothing." Winter was clearly mad from her tone if Ironwood correctly guessed.
"She could've told someone, but apparently did not." Emerald said.
"Traumatized just by looking? Wow." Raven responded.
"Could be a side effect from The Queen." Vernal replied.
The heiress put a large Bane Circle on the floor of their dorm, not caring for other teams because she was too tired to care. She could only did so with Raven's assistance, who stayed with them incase The Queen came back.
"But what about the others?" Ruby asked Raven puppy dog eyes.
"Fuck them." The woman closed her eyes so she cannot see it.
"The professors?"
"Fuck them too."
"Mom!" Now the red head looked like a kicked puppy.
"Go to sleep, Ruby. You want to be a strong Huntress, right?"
"Well, yeah... But-"
"Then rest!"
"Listen to her." Raven smirked.
"Goddammit, even in a show she never change." Qrow groaned.
"My word, Mrs. Branwen!" Port crossed his arms.
"Same old Raven that we all know." Ozpin sipped his freshly warm mug.
Ruby and Yang was left wondering if this was how it would be, it could be, if Raven returned.
"D- do as she said, Ruby. So- some of us don't h- have the privilege to sleep t- tonight." Blake stated.
"Well, maybe if you're not busy reading those filth, maybe you would be able to sleep!" Ruby exclaimed. "I almost die a virgin! I almost ask Yang to take it from me!"
"Ruby!" The two Branwens shouted.
Yang let go of her little sister and sat away a bit from her, not after the many stares she received from other Huntsmen-in-training.
"Filth." Ruby muttered. Blake clicked her tongue and scowled at her leader.
"It's literature!"
"Porn in writing."
"Shut up!"
Blake rose an eyebrow "So? What does that have to do with you?"
"You're supposed to be there to take mine!"
"Or mine." A heavily bandaged Weiss jumped in
"Shut up, Weiss! Take Yang with you, she's strong." The reaper ordered.
"I'm good, I have Pyrrha and Cinder to take mine." The blond waved in dismissal.
The red and white pair groaned that the embarrassing subject came up again.
"Why does everyone has hots for Blake?" Nora scratched her head.
Ren answered "Bella Booty." Every turned to him while Nora glared as the feline faunus blushed. His face reddened before he coughed awkwardly "Yang said that."
"Ooo, love triangle. The plot thickens." Ozpin smiled,
Glynda elbowed him. "Don't ever say that in public!"
Cinder's eyes were widened in shock and the attentions were now went to her and the champions. Mercury laughed loudly, while Emerald drank from her glass. The dark haired girl looked around frantically and caught Yang inspecting her.
"Okay, I'll give it to ya... You're fucking hot!" The brawler proclaimed.
The half maiden gave her a sultry smile "Thank you."
Yang turned around, facing the other redhead that covered her own face "You too, Pyrrha! Just call me if you want some company~."
"I'm flattered." She took a peek between her fingers.
Yang gladly let her mother sleep in her bed, even if it was awkward for the woman. Plus, she was usually used as a living bolster pillow by both Yang and Ruby.
Not that she mind at all.
And it's over. No credit, no music, just eerie silence with a dark blank screen.
And the bell rang. Both students and teachers alike quickly went to class, though they're all probably going to be late for a bit.
Ironwood, Qrow, Raven and the others returned to their usual business, whatever it would be. Salem and Ozpin were contemplating of the info bomb that the entire world probably received that they'll just passed out as a comedy show.
Both got important meetings to attend.
Graveyard Shift.
If I'm motivated.