CHAPTER 1: THE MIDDLE SCHOOL FOR MEDIOCRE MINECRAFTERS
Okay, I want to say some things first. I did not enroll here. The letter arrived in my mailbox saying, "Congratulations! Your application to the Middle School for Mediocre Minecrafters has been accepted. We look forward to teaching you how to be an at least decent Minecrafter!" Not joking, that's what it said. And second, I moved here from an island to the mainland. So I know literally no one here. Perfect.
As I walk into the school, the doors close behind me in classic horror movie style. "What the heck?" This is definitely weird. "If this is a prank, I'm going to leave!" I call out, half expecting it to be a prank. Some kid about my age throws a snowball at me. "Ha! Got you!" he says, laughing. What was going on here? "Wait… Who are you?" I ask him. The kid pushes up his glasses (Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that he has glasses.) "I am Luke Stelluno, the class representative and your guide!" he says proudly. He's already getting annoying. "And you are?" What, is he expecting me to tell him? "Aaron. Aaron Creeperhood," I answer. Luke gets this weird look on his face. "Creeperhood? I feel like I've heard that name before…" Here we go again. "I remember! Your great-great-grandfather, Slash Creeperhood, was a hero in the Great Nether War!" Some other kid taller than me walks in. "I hear you're the new kid?" he asks. Uh oh. I'm getting bully vibes from this guy. It's too bad we had to clear our inventories before entering the school. Otherwise I would've Ender Pearled out of there. "So, I'm the new kid, and you want to take my lunch diamonds. Correct?" I ask. The bully just freezes. "This kid reads too much. He knew what to expect." he whispers. "I'm sorry, what was that?" I ask. "Nothing! Have a nice day!" the bully says, then leaves. "Okay, what was that?" I ask Luke. "Umm… That's not the school bully." he says. "Then who is?" I ask. "Hopefully you won't meet him anytime soon." Luke says nervously. This guy must be really scary.
Luke gives me a tour of the school. We walk to the nearest door. It has the word "MATH" on it. "This is the math classroom. Although, you probably knew that because of the sign." Luke leads me upstairs to our home room. "This is our home room. Our home room teacher, Mrs. Bones, is… a skeleton." He says. "What?! How are hostile mobs allowed to teach or attend here?!" I ask. "Well," he says. "All it takes is some paperwork and all that shiz, and then bam." We walk in. What we see is not what we're expecting. "What in the Nether is this?!" I ask while pointing at a poster that says, "Welcome to school, noob." I swear, this is the most savage school to ever exist.