When Jolyne woke up, two things were made immediately obvious: the first was that she had recently bought a really comfortable body pillow, the second was that she definitely had something to do; it was something really important, but she couldn't remember what. Maybe she should ask her dad. Since when was asking her dad an option? Oh right, ever since he visited her in prison, and now they had to go confront -
"Pucci!" Jolyne shouted, sitting up and looking around the room, before a second figure also sat up.
"Huh?" The boy - Jolyne was cuddling a boy and not a body pillow - had really fluffy-looking hair that wasn't much darker than her own, "What are you doing in my bed?"
"This is my bed!" The boy shouted back.
"Uh-uh, mister, I'm not falling for that one again!" Jolyne pointed at him, pulling the covers over herself, despite the fact that she was fully clothed and he was in only pajamas that did not fully cover his abs.
"Again? Wait, why am I even asking that, who are you?" It was the boy's turn to point, "How did you get in here?"
"Why should I tell you my name? And for the last time, this is my room!" Jolyne wasn't angry before, but if this turned out to be some kind of stand attack.
The door opened, and both eyes turned towards it to see a midget standing in the doorway, "Midoriya, could you not shout so loud so early in the morning, I was in the middle of a good dream with Mo -" The little gremlin creature rubbed his eyes, "Huh, you're in a bed with a girl, Midoriya?!"
"I mean, physically? Yes, but not in that way, Mineta!" Midoriya seriously looked like he might pass out from embarrassment.
"You damn traitor, Midoriya!" Mineta fell to his knees and burst into an angry sobbing fit, "How did you manage this before me?!"
"You didn't live next to this guy, did you?" Midoriya said, pointing towards the hob-goblin in the entry-way.
"Heh heh," Jolyned rubbed the back of her head, "I guess not." She probably should've been able to tell that it wasn't her room based off the decor - she didn't even know who "All Might" was, probably some shonen protagonist or something.
A second boy, significantly taller than Mineta also walked to the door, although he didn't seem tired, "For once I must agree with Mineta, mon ami," He looked at the pair on the bed, "Oh, I see, bonne chance, Midoriya."
"Not you too, Aoyama," Midoriya looked over at the green-haired girl, "Seriously - who are you?"
"Still with that? Ugh, my name's Jolyne Cujoh," Jolyne - apparently - pushed her hair back, "Now, who are you?"
"I guess it's only fair," He sighed, "I'm Izuku Midoriya."
Mineta stopped crying suddenly and started shaking with rage, "You hooked up with a girl that you. Don't. Even. Know?"
"I don't even know what that means!" Izuku pulled his hands down his face.
Aizawa did not get paid enough for this, not even close, he could get the salary of every teacher at the school and he still wouldn't be paid even 1% of what he needed to in order to deal with this.
He was not a damn body pillow! And even if he was, this guy that was hugging him looked at least forty and quite densely muscular, not the type to own a body pillow. Probably.
"Get up, dammit!" Aizawa slipped out of the man's arms and he awoke almost instantly.
"Good grief," The man took up a fighting stance immediately, "Who are you?" Wait, where am I? He spoke Japanese, so I'm definitely not in Florida; they hate Japanese people.
"I've already erased your quirk," The other black-haired man spoke, "So don't try anything. You're under arrest."
"Quirk, what are you talking about?" Jotaro still kept his guard up, this guy wasn't a stand user, or at least wasn't reacting to Sta -
Jotaro turned around, and there was no Star Platinum.
The man took the moment that Jotaro let his guard down and wrapped him in some kind of ribbon; normally, Jotaro would just snap it and beat this guy's ass, but the ribbon - scarf - thing was too strong to even let him open his arms.
"Fine," Jotaro said, and relaxed his muscles, "I won't resist anymore."
"Is there anyone else here?" The man's curt tone was getting on his nerves, that was his thing.
I'm sorry Jolyne, but I'm gonna rely on you for now. "Just my daughter, I don't know exactly where she is," The two engaged in a battle of glares, "But definitely within 500 meters."
"Lead the way," Jotaro adopted a grimace when he saw the man give him a fake grin.
"For the last time, Mineta, I did not sleep with her!" Izuku was holding Mineta by the collar and shaking the boy aggressively.
"Why are you gathering around Midoriya's room?" The teacher's quiet voice boomed in the ears of an ever-growing crowd. More problems?
"Mr. Aizawa," Kirishima pointed inside Midoriya's room, "Midoriya has a girl in there!"
"I'm guessing this is your daughter?" Aizawa asked, showing the room to Jotaro, who responded with a nod.
"Dad!" Jolyne was about to run over, then noticed the rope wrapped around him, then the arm that was holding the rope that somehow managed to restrain her dad, "Who is that?"
"Hello, Mr. Aizawa…" Midoriya put his hands in front of him defensively upon seeing his teacher's glare, "This is Jolyne."
"Well," Aizawa said, his glare unflinching, "You're under arrest, along with your father."
Jolyne had undergone a change, that much was for sure; she no longer felt Stone Free's presence. Not like someone had grabbed it, or it was temporarily disabled. Stone Free no longer existed.
"You felt it too, huh?" Jotaro said, "I think it's best if you just complied."
In the end, Jolyne decided to follow her father's advice.
Izuku would not consider himself a violent person, but if he had to explain that he knew nothing about what happened that morning one more time -
"If you say so man," Kirishima sat down on the couch next to the green-haired boy, "It just seems so bizarre, you feel me? But I guess weirder things have happened."
"Jolyne's dad was really scary, though," Kaminari could do naught but stare at the floor with widened eyes, "If looks could kill…"
"Who's Jolyne?" A rather high-pitched voice asked, though one would be hard-pressed to find the source.
Midoriya turned around only to see a set of floating clothes, accompanied by five other sets of clothes, although they were not floating, but inhabited by visible people.
"Oh, well apparently when Midoriya woke up," Izuku would have, and probably should have stopped Kirishima from speaking, but he hadn't the energy after what happened, "There was this girl in his bed, and he didn't know anything about her! Her dad was here too, but they just got arrested."
"Oh, there was a girl in Deku's bed?" Ochaco asked, her eyes closed and head slightly tilted, "How interesting."
The door to the dorms opened, and Jolyne, Jotaro, Aizawa, Nezu, and Detective Tsukauchi stepped in.
"Starting today, Midoriya," Nezu said, clearly being advised by Aizawa that greetings were unnecessary, "You will have a new roommate."
After Izuku got over the shock of seeing Jolyne bashfully hold a sleeping bag behind her back, he pondered on how many seconds he had to live, what with Uraraka glaring a hole in the back of his head.