Just a short little idea I had. This is inspired by MariusWales DeviantArt crossover art, which I recommend checking out.
I'll take suggestions on what movies they'll watch, but for the most part, I'll decided what they'll watch.
Anyways, I own nothing, not even the idea for this fic.
Stay safe, stay healthy, and stay happy.
The day has ended, but for a certain group of kids, the excitement is just about to begin.
Steven Universe. Star Butterfly. KO. Gumball and Darwin Watterson. Dipper and Mabel Pines. Lincoln Loud. Finn and Jake. Dib Membrane.
Alone, they are adventureous, daring, brave, and slightly insane, kids that have more often than not risked their lives to accomplish great feats.
But together.. they are..
MYSTERY CARTOON THEATER 3000!
WHY THEY LET GUMBALL COME UP WITH THAT NAME IS UNKNOWN!
Everybody got ready for tonight's feature presentation. Well, almost everybody.
Star: Hey, where's Steven?
Dipper: He said he couldn't make it tonight. Something about business with the Diamonds.
Dib: Don't tell me they're planning to destroy his world again.
Mabel: Nah, nothing like that. Don't you remember? He made peace with the entire empire, and now he's in charge of overseeing the dismantling.
Lincoln: I forget how normal my life is compared to everyone else.
Finn: Wait, he actually did it!? Wow, wowowowow, wow.
Gumball: What's so wow about it?
Finn: The Diamond's are like his biggest enemies, right? The big bads of his universe, like me with The Lich..
Star: Or me with Toffee..
KO: Professor Venomous..
Dipper: Bill..
Dib: Zim..
Lincoln: Lola..
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Lincoln: Don't give me that look, you've all been to her pageants at least once.
group shudder
Jake: I think what Finn's trying to say is that Steven has finally completed the most difficult parts of his life.
Star: Really?
Finn: Yeah, think about it! I helped prevent an entire war from destroying all of ooo, and for the most part, everything's been pretty breezy, speaking as an avid adventurer of course. Marceline and Bubblegum have never been happier, Lumpy Space Princess finally became Queen, we even managed to save Betty from Golb.
Star: You mean like how I destroyed magic and merged mewni with Earth?
Dipper: Is that what you did? That sounds like it creates more problems than it solves.
Lincoln: Yeah, like, did the world get bigger, or was everything just shoved into each other like a square in a round hole?
Star: Okay, but nobody's tried to kill me and monster hatred is at an all time low! I didn't think about everything, but I think everything is settling down quite nicely.
Dib: Not that I don't think you've done a bad job..
Darwin: He's lying..
Dib: ..But life doesn't have a point where it says 'Okay, the hard stuff done now, go relax'. We need to constantly be on our toes and prepare for the worst!
Gumball: Chill Mothball. Just because your world's constantly trying to kill you doesn't mean the rest of us have to be as paranoid as you.
KO: I don't know, he might have a point. I finally gained control of the darker half of my personality, and I still have to fight Boxmore Bots.
Dib: Exactly! We have to stay vigilant. Steven's dealing with a millennium-aged tyrannical threat. One wrong step and BAM! World's gone in an instant.
Lincoln: Are you only saying that because they're aliens?
Dib: You know I have a library's worth of cases where associating with aliens has almost killed me!
Lincoln: And you know that Steven's half human, right?
Dib:...Yeah, which is why I trust his human half...wait...
Star: That's pretty racist.
Dib: I'm not..., come on, Lincoln, Dipper, Mabel..
Lincoln:..It was a poor choice of words..
Mabel: RACIST!
Dipper: Calm down, guys. Pretty sure he meant nothing by it..
Star: I don't know. This is literally all I've been working against since last year. I'm definitely smelling something fishy here..
Gumball: I don't know what the big deal is. My world doesn't have hamens..
Darwin: Humans.
Gumball:.. Whatever. I can barely tell any of you apart half the time anyways.
Mabel: I'm pretty sure that's racist..
KO: Guys! We can question Dib's prejudice's later.
Dib: I'm NOT..
Darwin: KO's right. Let's turn off the hatred and just enjoy whatever movie we're watching.
Steven Universe: The Movie title sequence-
Star: Huh?
Mabel: Steven never told us he was an actor.
Dipper: That's because he isn't.
Lincoln: Then how can this be?
Dib: Maybe this is just another universe we're watching?
Darwin: You think?
KO: Makes sense. I met his friend Garnet when Strike kidnapped me and a few others. If other world's exists, maybe different versions of the same world exist too? Dipper, what do you think?
Dipper: Is that the Diamonds singing?
Mabel: Hey, he's right! That's them totally them.
Gumball: Aw man! Does this mean we're watching a musical?
Lincoln: What's your deal?
Darwin: He's failing music and got banned from every play/musical performance. He's just bitter.
Finn: How do you fail at music? Isn't that mostly participation?
Darwin: He's so bad that he earns extra credit by NOT participating during big events.
Steven's age reveal-
Finn: 16!
KO: WOW!
Star: I forget, Steven's actually the same age as me.
Lincoln: I can't believe it..
Dib: What? That we're actually watching Steven's future?
Lincoln: No. He finally has a neck.
Mabel: Yeah it's weird. Seeing him with such a neck, a strong, sweet looking..
Dipper: Him and Connie ARE dating you know.
Mabel: That's our Steven. I can admire movie Steven all I want.
Lincoln: Guess puberty works out well for him.
Finn: And his voice changed as well. Don't know if I can get use to this deeper voice.
Gumball: Wait, my voice changed like three times over the past two years. Did I go through double puberty?
Darwin: Better hope not. You'd be stuck with the same big head and stumpy legs for the rest of your life.
Gumball: You're voice changed too.
Star: At least he still has the baby face. You, not so much.
Gumball: Least my head's not as big as Dib's
Dib: Can we go ONE day without making any jokes about my head!
Steven/Connie kiss
Star: Whoa!
Finn: Go Steven!
Mabel: On the one hand, I can't really daydream about it anymore, but on the other hand: OTP! OTP! Soo cute!
Lincoln: Man, this guys lucky! He managed transition from girl friend to girlfriend without being friend zoned.
Dipper: I still don't get how he did that without making it awkward.
Mabel: It helps that they're practically the same age, dummy.
Finn: Don't feel to bad about it dude. I had a thing for PB for a few years. Even greater men than us have fallen for the unattainable.
Gumball: Hah! Losers. If you want some help, try taking advice from the Love master right here. All you have to do is be honest about your feelings and lay a kiss down if your up for it.
Darwin: You got lucky. Penny already liked you.
Gumball: And you fell head over heels when I wore a dress before quickly moving on to a fire hydrant in a dress.
Happily Ever after-
Mabel: Yay, first song!
Jake: Didn't we here like 2 songs already before this?
Mabel: First song Steven sings!
Finn: He has great range even with a deeper voice. All I have for me is my computer voice. And my beat boxing.
Dib: That's something I never understood about Steven's world. Is he just singing outloud and everyone's just going along with it? Or does music actually start playing when he starts singing?
Dipper: Well, you are talking about the kid that comes up with music lyrics on the spot.
Gumball: Actually, it's probably the 2nd thing. I do it all the time.
Star: And is it just me, or does this song feel like it's summing up a lot of Steven's life.
Jake: Like I said. His journey is complete.
Lincoln: I don't know. This feels like something bad is about to happen.
Spinel introduction/Other Friends-
Lincoln: Called it!
Star: And, its another Gem that's angry at his mother.
Dib: Honestly, at this point, we can probably assume everything bad is due to his mother.
Darwin: Like how everything destructive in Elmore is due to us!
Finn: Look at how she moves. I think we found someone that could outdo Jake in a stretching contest.
Jake: As if.
Dipper: Gotta say, she looks a little weirder than the other Gems. She looks like something from KO's or Gumball's world.
KO: And for a villain, she sings a pretty good song.
Mabel: Pretty good? ITS AMAZING! I don't think something so evil has ever made me want to dance soo much!
Star: Yah it is! Though I wonder? People say the best songs are villain songs. Have any of your villains sang before?
Dib: If Zim ever sang, I'd probably be laughing for a week!
Dipper: Honestly, I'm surprised Bill didn't sing during weirdmeggodon. He seems like the type.
KO: Shannon did once, though that was a love ballad between her and Rad.
Star: Eclipsa sang, but her status as a villain is a bit cryptic.
Dib: By the way? If they're all Gems, then why don't they all stretch? Didn't Steven say once that Amethyst constantly shapeshifts? If they're all made of light, then how is this a problem for them?
Lincoln: They did say here that they're rusty. Maybe literally nothing happened in two years that required them to fight.
Dipper: I somehow doubt that.
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Mabel: So they all have Amnesia? And Steven can't use his powers?
Lincoln: Maybe it made his body forget how to use them? He is half human. Probably some side effects from not Poofing like the others.
KO: Aww. Amethyst looks soo cute! And where's Garnet? There's that red one and blue one, but I don't see Garnet.
Dipper: Should we tell him?
Darwin: Give it a minute. It probably be better if he saw it for himself.
Who We Are
Star: Huh. Never thought I'd say this, but Steven's kinda being a downer.
Dipper: You're right. Usually he has the optimistic energy on par with Mabel, but he's being a bit more..
Gumball: Depressed?
Lincoln: Tired?
Dipper: Pessimistic? I don't know. He's acknowledging the worse parts of the situation rather than trying to keep smiling. I don't know it I like it or not.
Finn: Well, maybe he's just slowed down with age. I try not looking for conflict as much back when I was twelve.
KO: At least Spinel's trying to cheer him up.
Dib: She's the reason why he's in this situation in the first place! If you ask me, he's taking it rather reasonably.
Isn't it love?
KO: OHHHH! Now I get it!
Dipper: How'd you miss that? It was in one of the songs.
KO: We were talking over that part. I missed it. Still, that just mean Garnet's twice as amazing as I originally though she was.
Dib: Is fusion always like that? I mean, I understand it, but it seems a bit intimate.
Star: Steven says it usually reflects what kind of relationship the people fusing have with each other.
Mabel: So that means any fusions Steven has with us would be super powerful! I already picked out the perfect name for ours.
Gumball: I don't really know why people make a big deal out of this. Dragon ball did it, and no one made THAT big a deal with it.
Lincoln: You watch Anime?
Independent Together
Gumball: OK, now I know why people try to read into this stuff.
Dipper: I'm just confused on how Steven fused with his father equals Johnny Bravo's less incompetent four-armed brother.
Star: I did say it has something to do with relationships. I guess they love each other so much they see each other as perfect and manly.
Finn: Wait, how does Stevonnie just get his powers, but Steg gets four arms and a magic levitating voice?
Mabel: Magic.
Dib: That doesn't at all explain..
Mabel: ITS MAGIC! DON'T RUIN THE MAGIC!
Lincoln: Try telling that to everyone on Mewni.
Star: Touché.
Drift Away
Star:...
Mabel:...
KO:...
Lincoln:..
Darwin: 'CRYING LOUDLY'
Dipper: That's the saddest thing we've ever saw, right? I'm not alone own this.
Mabel: SHE JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED! WHY!? WHY MUST YOU BE SOO HEARTLESS, PINK DIAMOND!? WHY!?
Gumball: SHE NEEDS COMFORT! STEVEN! WHY AREN'T YOU HUGGING HER!? HUG HER!
Dib: Well, this is still the same Gem who wanted to kill him for no good reason...
Finn: Yeah, I wouldn't exactly throw myself at her, but at the same time..
Lincoln: Well, she's been alone for 6,000 years, and the first thing on her mind after leaving was global destruction. I feel sorry for her, but I'd still try to keep a distance.
Dib: Again, Steven's taking this a lot more rationally then I thought he would.
Star: I guess, but it's weird to see him a bit more distant then he usually is.
KO: I'm sure everything's going to turn out fine.
True kind of Love
KO: I WAS WRONG! I WAS SO TOTALLY WRONG!
Gumball: Why didn't he throw away the rejuvenator? Looks like that would've solved the problem easily.
Finn: It's a dangerous weapon, of course he'd hold on to it. What if another Gem came along and found it? Or maybe he thought it might help with bringing back memories? It's not like Steven actively tries to hurt people. He's like the last person to use that thing.
Mabel: True. Hey, is it just me, or does this song feel more lounge style rather than 'end of the world' music.
Jake: If you can't relax during the end of the world, when can you?
Dib: Literally any other time would be more appropriate.
Change
KO: Ok! Final battle!
Mabel: This is really some good boss music.
Finn: Look at his moves! Didn't think Steven had in him to actually start fighting back.
Darwin: And he's using his bubbles to punch back. Nice.
Star: And did ya see Spinel's little tornado thing? Hard to believe something so cute and playful can turn so deadly.
Dipper: That's basically half of what we face on a daily basis.
Gumball: Ehh, I don't know. I know like, 4 or 5 kids at school that can do what Spinel's doing.
Lincoln: Does that included using a giant drill to slowly drip poison into the earth?
Gumball: Oh definitely. Bobert could probably do that no problem.
Movie ends
KO: Well that was definitely an informative dive into our friend's future.
Mabel: 'There's no such thing as happily ever after'. Aw. I didn't think it would be one of those lessons.
Dipper: Hey, he still sang in the finale. It's not all that bad.
Finn: And he's definitely gets stronger in the future! He'll be fine.
Dib: I definitely take back half my criticisms on letting the Diamonds off too easily. He seems uncomfortable with how things are, so I'll give him some slack for that.
Star: Half?
Dib: If he just listen to one of my ideas, I'm sure I could come up with a suitable way to knock them...
Lincoln: Dib aside, exactly what do we do know? Do we warn Steven about this? I mean, this is HIS future.
Dipper: I've messed with time before. Probably best we don't say anything.
Gumball: Besides, he seems to have it covered, it's not like there can be anything worse on the horizon. Anyways, what's playing next?
One Viewing of Steven Universe Future later.
Steven: Hey guys, sorry I'm late, the Diamonds have a habit of getting too clingy..
Everyone stares intensely
Steven:...So was the movie sad or..
Everyone Hugs Steven.
Steven: Is everything..
Star: Hush, you beautiful cinnamon roll! We're here for you, always!
Mabel: We're not letting you go until you feel better!
Steven: I feel fine.
Mabel: LAIR!
Gumball: It's okay buddy! You're not alone! We're going to be by your side every step of the way!
Finn: After this hug, we'll grab Spinel and take you BOTH to therapy!
Steven: Who's Spinel?
Dib: But before that, we got to have a serious discussion with you and your family. There's way too many issues surrounding in that can of worms for you to handle alone.
Steven: Since when are you guys so concerned about my..
KO: Just don't say anything now, you bundle of hopes and dreams. We'll get through this together.
Steven: So this is what happens when I miss movie night.
In the adventure time comic Simon and Marcy, Betty get's freed from Golb.
Bill Cipher does have a villain song, It's gonna get weird, but it wasn't used.
Next time: Enter the Florpus.