Kendall has issues
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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Kendall had no idea what she'd been thinking! One moment she and Kick had been arguing -about what? Even SHE didn't know -AGAIN. Next thing she knows...she's accepting a challange to out-stunt Kick!
...and now here she was at deadman's drop. It started off fairly poorly, her skateboard/laundry board snaped her around before she was forcibly GUMMED to it by Gunther.
Now...she was looking at the edge of oblivion... "Calm down...it's fine...if Kick could do it...how hard could it really be?" She rationalizes confidently...
It was then she was pushed off by the impatient crowd and it was literally downhill from there...
She crashed into every rock, tree, pedestrian...
She tries to take a shortcut through a large above-ground pipe, but ends up wiping out. She falls head over heels, rolling out of the pipe and down the hill-
CRUNCH!
Kendal sobs as her poor cootchie slams right into a random sign pole, the momentum behind the impact causes her and the sign to swing, sending her sailing through the air-
CRASH!
She then crashes into a roof-
CRASH!
-And the next roof over-
CRASH!
-And over-
Finally her momentum ceased after a dozen roofs, she groans in pain, her legs sticking up in the air comically-
CRUNCH!
Which was a bad position to be when her errant skateboard came down right down on her poor cootchie...
Wimpering...she finds herself rolling off the roof in agony...
Below, Mr. Perkins is putting the finishing touches on his prize wining rose bush-
CRUNCH!
BANG!
RIP!
Kendal groaned as she lay in a mangled heap among the roses...
CRUNCH!
Just as the skateboard rolled off the roof and slammed down on her poor cootchie for the final time...
Kendal wimperd, "Well...at least the worst is over..."
Suddenly kick popped up, "Uh...Kendal? Your...NAAAAAAAKED." He stretches that last bit out with a smirk...
Kendal's eye's widen in horror, sure enough her clothes had been ripped off by the roses...and now the gawking rabble were laughing, wolf-whistling and taking pictures...she was in too much pain to scream...so she just groaned...
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later, Kick videotaped an oblivious, naked Kendal as she pulled thorns from her rear...
Gunther was uncomfortable... "Uh..Kick? I feel like we might be crossing a line here..."
Kick shrugged, "Hey, if it was okay for me to be put through this, why not her too?"
Gunther looks thoughtful...then shrugs, "Eh, Fair enough I guess...
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