Welcome to the second chapter! As you can see, I've cut down on the bold and switched to quotation marks to indicate people speaking. Tell me more ways to improve via the review section.

DISCLAIMER: This chapter contains spoilers for the real TPOT 2. Read at your own risk.

TPOT and its characters still do not belong to me.


Coiny and Needle are now walking, Coiny, who is still flabbergasted, asks,

"So, want to explain why you didn't slap Gaty?"

An exasperated Needle declines the coin's request.

"No, thank you."

"Come on, I just want to know!"

"SHUT UP!"

Coiny pauses for a second and then says,

"Okay."


Cut to the green alien known as Two, who is relaxing in a lawn chair that they created.


The tired host groans and declares,

"Hosting is so exhausting!"

Suddenly, Clock sprints over to Two.

"Hey, Two. When are we gonna do Cake at Stake?"

"In exactly one hour!"

Awkward silence

"Or now. Now's good too!"

A portion of the Cake at Stake song plays, until it is quickly interrupted by Clock.

"Wait, wait, wait! First we have to get-

"Yeah, yeah, don't waste your breath." the alien responds.

Fries suddenly walks over and says,

"Two, please tell me that you know how to recover people."

"I don't, b-but I can do this!"

Two morphs into a moderately sized recovery center labeled "Master Recovery Center Lite" and promptly gets recovered by the aforementioned machine.

"Pretty cool, don't you think?"

The objects agree and cheer in excitement.

The MRCL recovers all of the dead contestants, including Bottle, who died last episode.

"Ah, the sweet release of life." said Bottle.

"Never. Climb. Bell's. String. Again." said the traumatized eraser.

"Now that everyone's here, let's actually do Cake at Stake."

The full Cake at Stake song plays


Transition to the top of the hotel.


"Greetings, Death P.A.C.T. Again! You lost last time, so you have to attend the Cake at Stake.

"If you're safe, you'll be getting...

The host realizes that they don't have a cake prepared, so they look for a last-minute prize. They spot Eggy.

...scrambled eggs!"

Two stretches their arm in order to grab, crack, mix, and cook Eggy, all while the team watches.

"As I was saying, the safe contestants will receive a prize. The least voted contestant will be eliminated, and go somewhere awfully bad.

The algebralien sends a mischievous grin to the audience, then goes back to their usual cheerful self.

"We received fifty nine thousand, six hundred ninety five votes!"

Said number appears on screen. And also, Vote Count by Pen Tappin'

"Black Hole is the first one safe, with 14,362 votes."

Two scans the team.

"Hey, where's Black Hole? The recovery center isn't broken, right?"

"He's now on Are You Okay with Pen the Murderer." Pie replies.

"I told you, I'm not a murderer!" says Pen offscreen.

"Well, this certainly will not do! There will be no team switching! That means you, Black Hole!"

The hostile singularity sucks Two up. You could tell it was out of anger for being banished to this new team.

Two gets recovered.

"Black Hole can stay on his new team." said Two. You could detect fear in their voice.

"Now, where was I? Oh, yes! Remote is safe with 13,659 votes!"

Two flings scrambled eggs to the mechanical mind.

"It's not batteries, but it shall suffice." says Remote.

"Lightning and Tree are safe with 7,856 and 6,929 votes respectively!"

Another egg fling.

"Good job, Lightning! I knew you'd survive." says Tree.

"Thanks."

Fanny, Marker, and Pie are on screen. The expressions, from left to right are angry, scared, and neutral. With text that reads 'Bottom 3' on top.

"Safe from the bottom two, is Fanny with 6,724 votes."

Two flings eggs once again. The eggs get demolished by Fanny's blades.

"I hate eggs!" yells Fanny.

Fanny is removed from the screen, leaving Marker and Pie. The 'Bottom 3' on the screen changes to 'Bottom 2'.

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safe with 6,085 votes!"

The final egg fling is to Marker, who then speeds up to Lightning.

"Lightning, will you play Eat the Eggs with me?"

"Um, no thanks. I'm good." an anxious Lightning replies.

"Pie is eliminated with 4,080 votes." the host states.

"Serves you right, Pie!" says Pen, again offscreen.

"So, Pie. Any last words?" says Two.

"I just wanted to be more dedicated at preventing death. I knew the viewers saw me as apathetic, and I wanted to keep from getting eliminated. But that's exactly how I ended up. First eliminated. Last place. Well, it's not so bad. At least I get to stay in the hotel."

"Actually, sorry to burst your bubble, but the hotel is filled to the brim." Two interjected.

"Then, where are you going to send me?"

Immediately, Two hurls the eliminated contestant into outer space.

"Two, where did you send Pie Man?" the marker questioned.

"Well, I suppose I can tell you now. I sent him off to a faraway planet."

"Cool! I love outer space!"

"It's not cool, Marker. Two over here just sent Pie into space, where she can't breathe. Thus, causing her death." said Tree.

"You should get over it. I'm just a simple host! And besides, I sent her to a planet where the air is plentiful!"

Awkward silence

"You got away with it this time, Two." the Aussie remarked.


Cut to Pie, who just crash-landed on a planet similar to that of a wasteland. The eliminated contestant examines her surroundings. She sees reddish-orange dust with holes and craters. Pie spots a sign.

"What's this?"

Pie reads, "Prison Planet made by Two?"


And that was the second chapter. Next chapters will be the challenge.

By the way, did you get the Object Overload reference? It's funny because OO was created by Niall Burns, and Two is voiced by Niall Burns!

Also, recommended characters are still open. Recommend one via the review section!