Chapter 7: Green Hill Zone Act 2 (4/4)

Roberto Cunente smullied at Sonuk and his riends. Now it was going to be on it! And Sunkik had to be ready to take it all in, and spit it all back out. But now there was so many robuts it was harder to know if they could do it. Sunkock beliebed, but were the rest of them? Could they? Could the rest of his fiends be beliebers?

"Uh-uh," Tweeet fucked. "Ain't no way some cracka'-ass, dead-ass, un-alive-ass muthafucka gonna take 'dis camp from us! Nigga we jus' got out her'!"

"Which is exactly why I need to extract you before you become accustomed," Robrut snorted. "But I'm willing to keep all of you alive, even here so you can feign a fighting chance against the Doctor."

"And what kind of deal do you have in mind?" Fux assed.

Robet smoldered. "Give me the cocaine you stole from my facility and hand over Sonik Hedge. Then I will leave you all to grovel as Robutnik takes this world for himself."

"I will turn a nigga into a convertible." DaBaby soddled out of the tont and into the way.

"Yeah, DaBaby's right!" Snook snoked. "Friends never give up on one another! And my friends would never give me up for you and Robutnik's games!"

"Amen, I said, stu…Amen to that!" Jose Buden saluted the floor.

Robret's eyes glowed big mad. He was really scary-looking with his bush-brows! "You are making a very big mistake," he growled. "You are imbecilic, the likes of which I've never seen before."

"Oh yeah, well you're gay!"

Faster than fuk, Snunk grabbed onto Wild e Coyete's body. Then he used his hand to grab Wily's willy. He shooked it as fast as he good, and Wile was about to wonder what the fuck Sonui's plan was. Then, all of sudden, a giant WAVE OF PISS came from Wille's ponis. The more Sookie shaked, the bigger Wile's pensi got. And the bigger the dick, the bigger the stick!

Itt was like a big hose. The pee splashed across into Robert F. Koenty's face and also on the robots and their weapons and stuff. It was short-curcuiting the bots! All of them started to die. Some of the ones from the Muslim Brothahood had their big turban things fall off and into the pee. Their things wre stretching out and it ewas over soon-ish. Then, all of the sun, the robots were dead!

Wilie's penis was still the big penis, but Souk let go. "Yeah, all right!" Sonik fist-bumped the air.

"What the fuck have I just witnessed?" Fuck was looking a little sick, but also like he wanted to shoot himself with his laser gun.

"He's Sonik Hedge, nigga," Twitet sod. "He can do damn near anythang and get away with it."

Sonik heard that and cringed. But he maintained his face as he turned to see Robert.

"Guess you'll have to lower your expeectations!" Sonierk snuttled.

Robret grimaced. "That was a low pun even for the likes of you. Oh well. No matter."

Then, all the cool guns and shit that Robere had in Chapter 5 showed up in him! He cocked the AK-57 and aimed it at the Sonuk friends. Then he shot BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM like Dylan and that other kid who was gay in Colorado.

Rakrakrarkarrakrarakrakrarkarkarakrakrakraka

The gun went off and shotted bullets at everyone!

…Except the bullets didn't hit anyonebody!

Everyone opened their eyes and seed that there was a giant forefeld thingly all around them. It was like purple-ish kind of. Roberto Kong was confused. But then he looked around and shooted at a sound behind him! The bullets stopped in mid-air though. And then, without a warring…

ROBERT KENNEDY'S BULLETS SHOT HIM!

(The twist!)

Robert Kennedy repeated history as he felled. "No," he gasped. "No, this can't be the end of me…"

Then out of nowhere, a girl in a red skintight suit but also black and there was a gold "I" on it happened in the woods.

Foc smiled. "That's our recon," he staed. "Violet Parr."

DaBaby smelled too. "I will turn a nigga into a convertible."

Joe Biden got a look in his eyes but we'll worry about that later.

Vilet standed over Roberty Konuddy, then spit on him. "Don't fuck with my friends!" she shitted.

"Insolent brat!" Konnedy saided. "You've ruined everything! How am I supposed to face the Doctor again like this!?"

"Nigga how come you still breathin'?" Twittly shot. "Get da' fuck in da grave already."

A brittle laugh cummed from inside his thorat. Then, even though he got shot like a bajillion times in the chest…ROBERT KENNEDY STOOD! ++

"What the hell?" Fos breathed.

"WE'RE FUCKED," Wile signed.

"I was hoping to keep this a secret for a little while longer," Robrut mussed. "But it seems now is as good a time as any."

He taked his nimtag out of his boob pocket. It still said Hello my name is ROBERT F. KENNEDY. But then he took his fingers and pinched the "ER" on his gamertag. He raped it off, reveling that his name wasn't ROBERT. The new nametage red:

Hello my name is ROBOT F. KENNEDY

"I could tell you everything that's led to this upgrade," he shed. "But I have places to go and people to kill."

All in the sodomy, Robot Kondonk's legs becummed rocket ships. Fire shat from his feet and they made a big booming sound like Sonik when he goes fast as he shot into the sky. "Just wait until the Doctor hears from me!" he glated. "Next time, none of you are getting away so easily!"

Fuxk started shitting his lazer at Robert Kennedy. Wile pulled out an Acme Corp. gun from his butt and while shit leaked out he fired. Violin started making purple dots at the guy while he flied. Joe Biden pointed a finger gun at him but didn't fire.

Sonuk glared. "I'll get you one of these days!" he shouted. "You can't run forever!"

"Ah, but I can fly or as long as I must!" Robert busted a laugh as he flewed away into the clouds.

"Shit," Fussy sod, holdering his weepeen. "We gotta get out of here. Scatter all the animals so Robutnik has a hard time finding them. And we need to find that fat bastard and kick his ass!"

"Hell yeah, nigga!" Twity sod. "He still got mo' o' my coke supply!"

"I WANT HIM TO GIVE ME IMODIUM" Coyote shod.

"That damned terrorist is about to feel the wrath of the nation," Bidet spangled.

"He'll feel the wrath of the sun when I'm through with him!" Vil snoped.

"I will turn a nigga into a convertible," DaBongle binged.

"Alright team!" Soniue sod. "Then let's go after this guy and kick his Boomer ass!"

"Huzzuh!" they all shouted (exept DaBaby and Wile).

So: Sonik Hedge, Tweety Bird, Joe Biden, Fox McCloud, Wile E. Coyote, DaBaby, and Violet Parr began their assault on Dr. Robutnik's bunghole.