Best Vacation Ever

by Gay4Nintendo

After defeating Bowser for the three-hundredth-who gives a fuck-time, Mario and Peach go on a vacation to the lovely Isle Delfino. While there, Mario gets framed for a crime he didn't commit, and is forced to clean up the island as punishment. During his clean-up, he discovers how chaotic and lusty the island really is. (lots of male on male stuff, be warned)

8. Another Mess

As Mario returned to Delfino Plaza, he felt a sense of relief.

He hadn't had raw, wet sex like that in a while, and Petey was there to give it to him. Even though he was a guy, he fully enjoyed fucking the shit out of him.

Which led him to another question. Was he gay now? Bi-curious? He came to realize that he was gonna like whatever he was gonna like, and that none of that mattered, really.

But then, all of that changed when he looked to the side to see the princess and Toadsworth waiting for him. Something in him felt deliciously evil and petty that he completely lost himself in another being without her even knowing. She didn't like him that way anyway, so why not play with a few other toys?

"Welcome back, Mario." She said, blissfully unaware.

Mario smiled at her and greeted back, "Hello princess. Toadsworth, may I speak to you in private, please?"

Toadsworth was mildly confused as he walked away from the princess.

Mario and Toadsworth were off in an alley. "Why, Master Mario, You look as if you have been blessed with great tidings!" Toadsworth started. "Something like that.." He said. "I wanted to talk to you specifically. Have you noticed...anything lewd happening on this island lately?" Mario asked.

Toadsworth stared at him in silence.

"Master Mario, forgive me for being vulgar, but I have fornicated with at least three pianta women since we've been here." Toadsworth said.

The air between the two was heavy. "I...I had no idea." Mario said, shocked by the words of his elderly friend. "I'm guess you've also dipped your own toes in the water, I suppose?" Toadsworth asked. "Yes I have. I really enjoyed it." Mario said, rubbing his neck awkwardly. Toadsworth continued, "I think it's this island, Mario. Something's influencing everyone. I mean the princess is a classy woman, so it must not be affecting her. But you, me and even a few of the toads have at least fornicated someone, or someTHING, on this island."

This little theory Toadsworth had going on was pretty plausible.

As Mario closed his conversation, he looked over to a nearby dock to see that the boathouse was completely submerged in goo.

He washed it all away with Fludd, and another rainbow M portal opened.

Mario smiled and jumped into it.