Disclaimer: JKRowling's. I'm just playing around with it.
Told by: Remus
We were in Transfiguration class when it happened. Really it was quite funny.
I had knocked over my bottle of ink, cussing, I quickly cleaned the mess up. When Mcgonagall asked who it was, I said,
"James, you should know better, you're a prefect, that means you set the example for everyone else!"
"James, detention tonight at 7. My office."
She knew he had been planning something that night. Well, it was her own folly that she wasn't able to sleep. Placing James in Detention.
Really,
Truelly,
Honestly,
the smartest mauder,
Moony.
(Remus)