It is dimly lit inside of a church where several people are chanting. A man slowly comes out of one of the barrels and he is simply wearing a loincloth covered in paint, while some of the people of the church are circling the barrel and others are prancing around like idiot's.

"Oooh, neh-neh-neh-neh! Oooh, neh-neh-neh-neh!" Some of them chant.

"Om, rah-dak-bleh-ve!" The others chant.

A lady comes in while this is happening, and she simply watches them do this odd tribute, wondering what the hell is going on.

This goes on for at least a few more seconds before-

"Stop!" The head lady, Gwen, of the church yells and everyone stops chanting and moving.

Two men walk to the barrel and pull the naked, painted man out of the barrel.

He starts walking and shakes his ass a bit.

"Before we go any further, money has to be in the collection plate!" Gwen says as she points to the collection plate.

"Put money in the plate!" The followers say in ghoul-like voices.

The lady and her companion move towards the collection plate and put money in the plate.

"ISAIDput money in the plate!"

The visitors put more money in the plate.

"Good. Bitch Baby," Gwen says to the male visitor. "We want paper money, not these damn coins! Leave those pennies for the kids that you don't have yet."

"How do you know that I don't have any kids yet?" Miles asks.

"Because I know every fucking thing."

"She knows everything!" The followers say in ghoul-like voices.

"Now put more fucking money in the damn plate!"

He puts paper money in the plate.

"I know that's right." Gwen tells him. "Step forward, my daughter."

The lady slowly walks towards her.

"I know why you are here my child."

"You-"

"Don't say a word, child." Gwen says taking the other lady's hand. "This is about you husband, Jackson, right?"

"Yes and if he knew that I was here, he'd kill me. I can't live my life in pain and abuse anymore! Please tell me that you can help me, please!" The lady tells the Gwen.

"Well, don't worry about it because I have his number. And if I'm correct, you're here for your passport, right?"

"Yes, but how did you know that?"

Gwen waved her arms around.

"She knows everything!" The followers repeat in ghoul-like voices.

"Yes, bitches. Now, let's deal with your husband." Gwen says and she starts to walk around the barrel as if there was something in her pants, flailing her arms around.

"What the hell?" The other visitor wonder.

"Shut the fuck up, Joffrey!" Gwen yells. "Now, April, you don't have to worry about anything because I will take care of everything."

She starts twerking and rubbing her stomach like crazy.

"Your man is strong, but stupid. Mmm-hmm, I can also see that he drinks to much oil and loves a woman named Blanch Devereaux who lives in a hotel. I- I'm feeling something, YES! He throws up in his shoe after he watchesThe Wizard of Oz.

April simply looks at her when she starts running around the hall with her head down on the ground as if she's scurrying for money or something.

"Pass me the Ajax and Ginger Bleach."

One of her followers rush towards the pews and grabbed a bottle, kisses the bottle and gives it to Gwen.

Gwen opens the bottle.

"Yankee, Bobbidi, Glue!" She yells and spills some behind her and in front of her. "Yankee, Bobbidi, Glue!"

She does this several times before she stops.

"I've handled your man."

"You….have?"

"Yup."

"And did you have to do it by spilling all of that on us?" Joffrey asked.

"Shut your bitch ass up, you fucking bitch baby!" Gwen snaps.

"This is crazy!"

"Like your mama!" She counters before she turns her attention to April. "Now, you want to leave your man, right?"

"Yes, mam." April answered.

"And do you want your passport or not?"

"Yes, mam."

"Well tell that bitch baby to shut the fuck up and stop following him and his dumb ass. I need to do my work, alright?"

"I got it." April answered.

"Alright."

Gwen grabs a bottle and throws some of the content around.

"Torture the bitch!" Gwen says. "And get the passport."

She repeats it a total of six times before-

"Pass me the dirty cola-grape soda."

One of the followers grabbed a water bottle filled with the weird drink and handed it to her. She shakes the bottle and wiggles her hips.

"Step forward, April."

A shaken and confused April steps forward and Gwen her get on her knees.

"Come out of her soul!" Gwen says as she sprays April. "Get the fuck out of her soul!"

Moments later, April is lying on the ground, shaking and thrashing about.

"Save this ho! Save this stupid ho!"

She drops the bottle.

"Now get me a spray!"

One of the men who took the naked man out of the barrel grabs another bottle and hands it to Gwen. She starts spraying April.

"This one is for your passport."

She sprays April a few more times and then shouts-

"Beam her up, Dan Norretti!" Gwen says. "And one more thing! Give us poor, crazy people a damn break! Stop persecuting us with lobster and bad entertainment by Beyawnsay! Give April the things that she need and guide her by having her pay us some money!"

In that moment, April stands up and starts pacing in a wild circle.

"I know what I have to do!"

"And that is?"

"I have to kill him." April says as she continues to pace in that wild circle.

"What?!" Everyone says.

"Kill him? For what?" Gwen asks. "You're really gonna come talk to us about killing him? You're actually gunning for murder in church?! You know what- get out! Come out of our church!"

"But I don't-" April says.

"You're an idiot! Why would you want to murder the man for? What we're doing right now will work! You just have to believe and trust us! One, you get your revenge, two you get your passport, three for your husband to leave you."

April goes to the plate and tried to take the money back but Gwen slapped her hand.

"Leave the fucking!" Gwen snaps. "We did all of this for your benefit and you're calling murder on us!"

April starts crying.

"I feel the spirit inside of me, but please help me. I can't take the abuse anymore! I can't take the beatings anymore either! Please!"

"Hold on!"

Gwen paces back and forth.

"The power that we released is too much for you to bear all at once."

"Thank you, mam. Than-"

"Alright! Damn, you whine too much!" Gwen says. "Now, put more money in the plate!"

April dashes to her purse and pulls out more money for her to put in the plate.

"Now, I want you to buy 11 bottles of purified water."

"Yes, mam."

"Place one in every corner of the house, got it?"

"Yes."

"And get four bottles of hyla-wash-me-down."

"And where should I get all of these?"

"Purchase everything in the little shop around the back. Everything costs $20.00 each, got that?"

"$20 each?!"

"Yes! You have a problem with that?"

"N-No, mam, no."

"And I also want you to use this when you shower." Gwen says giving her another bottle. "Two times a day f-fo-f-for 2 weeks."

"Yes, mam."

"I recommend you get 50 bottles of that one! And six bottles of belvita-juice. With the belvita-juice, you're gonna spray that around the house every morning."

"Okay, mam."

"Now go purchase everything around the back. Now go and be free of your husband! And don't forget that you're going to need to come back in one month time for the next reading and remember to bring more money!"

And with that, April thanked her and left the church.

"Do you fucker feel the spirit? Do you slut puppies feel the fucking spirit?!"

The followers start to agree with her when she paces in a circle and waves a piece of broken wood.

"Wait! Bitch baby, you're still here?"

"Yes." Joffrey answered.

"Did you put more money in the plate?"

"I don't have anymore money. I'm broke!"

"Broke?! Then what the hell are you doing here?!"

"What do you mean?"

"What do I mean? You just said that you're broke, so leave the place!"

"But I want the six numbers for the winning lottery ticket tonight!"

"Me too!" Gwen tells him. "Bitch baby, tell me something: If I could read the six numbers, do you think that I would be here robbing people of their money?"

"So, so you not a helpful lady of faith?"

"No, bitch! Now leave the place if you know what's good for you!"

"Hell, no! I want my money back!" Joffrey declared, walking towards the plate.

"Rawr!" A couple of the followers growl at him and he stops in his tracks.

"You think you're bad, don't you? Try and take the money, you fucking bitch baby! I dare you too." Gwen tells him.

"And you think that I'm afraid of you?" Joffrey challenged.

"Come, homie, come!" Gwen says as she drops her weapon and grabs her numb-chucks.

The naked guy starts charging for Joffrey and he starts running.

"You bitch you!" Gwen yells after the man, and every one of the followers start to chant once more and prance around like idiots.