…He Is An Addams!…

/Warning/: This chapter contains cursing, darkness (The last part of the chapter is pretty dark so…), horror elements, creepiness, torture (Mentioned); fluff, Steve is so in love! And who knows what! All reviews are appreciated.

"Character talking"

"Character thinking"

…Flashbacks…

Chapter 10

OK, so here was the thing, Tony may or may not have a small, so small; so tiny that it doesn't exist (Huge) respect that turns to a crush on Steve. After the events of Ty (Something that brought him great joy, and made him sigh like a school girl every time he remembered it) Tony starts seeing Steve in a different light. The crazy Addams was an OK person when you get to know him better and Tony can finally admit that he can see what Bucky saw. (Even if he refused to admit it) So Tony admit, that Rogers wasn't really a bad person when he abandons all the Addams craziness behind him for five seconds; hell, he was half a decent person even while being an Addams (If he wasn't trying to kill or torture you) so maybe Tony misjudge him a little bit (Not). Anyway, what Tony was trying to say is that he was becoming more and more acceptant of Steve's crazy life as an Addams, what he wasn't accepted of was his supposed 'Friends' trying to off him for 'Seducing' Steve (When the hell did Tony even manage to do that when he spent half of his time running away from Steve?)

As Tony was saying, what Tony doesn't accept was his friends trying to off him, why? Well, ever since the news of his engagement came out (With photos) everything had gone down, literally and figuratively. When the words got out because of those crazy women, who tried to seduce Steve, the hall went crazy, trying to corner Tony and threat him to leave Steve (Hell, even General Ross glared at him with a subtle threat, EEEWWW!) all in all, by the end of that night everyone in New York, no! In all of America, knew about Tony being engaged to Steven Grant Rogers the original Captain America and one of the four heirs to the Addams fortune.

Needless to say, everyone went crazy, either because Tony was going to marry the most handsome man alive (Which ended with Tony getting a lot of threatening letters ordering him to leave Steve) or because they refuse for the Merchant of Death to marry into the Addams family and increase his evilness and statue (Really? People still consider him, an evil person and ongoing arm dealer after all the times he nearly sacrificed his life protecting them?) It was madness, it was hell, and Tony had half a mind running away to the hills, leaving Steve and everyone else just to gain his sanity back.

Unfortunately for Tony, life was never fair to Tony, fairness was out of play ever since Tony was ten years old and Jarvis died… anyway, out of the pity party Tony threw himself into; at this moment Tony was in one of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s meeting rooms, getting his head hammered by Fury and the PR personas for the stunt he pulled at his birthday-ball… so what if Tony was engaged to Steve? It's no one's business but his! Right at this moment, Fury took it as his business to go on and on about how reckless Tony was by making his relationship with one of the Addams family public and exposing Steve's identity of being the original Captain America/the former Winter Soldier in the process.

With how much ranting and screaming Fury was doing, Tony could only groan and massage his tempers; first of all, Tony wanted to scream at Fury that nothing was his fault, but the fault of everyone at the party. Second of all, you would think that after the information dump two years ago, everyone would have known by now the truth about Steven Grant Rogers. With how unreasonable Fury was, and how much the PR has proven to be idiots, Tony knew that he was going to stay in this room for a long, long time.

"Well, it is not my fault that everyone are idiots, and are overreacting about my engagement is it?" Tony finally snapped, getting feed up with how Fury kept repeating the same sentences for the seventh time, really? Really? Couldn't Fury find anything else to complain about other than his relationship with Steve? So what if Tony was engaged? People didn't care that much about him when it became a known fact that Ty abuses him so why should he care about what they think about his engagement with Steve.

Tony could only groan in pain when Fury launched on complaining once again, snapping and hissing and accusing Tony of being reckless as hell; oh God, could Fury shut up? "Do you know how hard it was to quiet the media down, Stark? Everyone is going crazy about you marrying an Addams, which by the way is something that never happened in the past 100 years!" Fury snarled, causing Tony to let out a huff, leaning back in his chair and holding the bridge of his nose.

"So what?" Tony grunt in boredom, wondering about the poor sandwich he left in his office when Fury barge into his safe place and dragged him into S.H.I.E.L.D. he hopes that the sandwich survived the trip and that at least Pepper found it and gave it to someone because Tony is sure as hell is not going to eat a dry sandwich now. "I am sure that it is going to cool off in a week or two, it's not like it didn't happen before when people knew about me being Iron Man," Tony stated, stiffening a yawn that was about to escape him, it seems like he was going to return home earlier than usual today, straight to the bed.

"Oh, you wish for it to blow in two weeks!" Fury snapped before walking around the room, huffing and puffing as he tried to calm down, the sight making Tony sigh once more and curse Pepper and Rhodey for forcing him to the party, he should have let Serpentine haunt every goddammit person who was invited and be done with. "Rogers is the original Captain America would have cooled off in two weeks, him being the former Winter Soldier would have cooled off in months. But an Addams? This shit wouldn't calm down even if two years had passed! It is a hell out there Stark! All because you couldn't help but go public with your relationships with someone from the main family of the Addams!" Fury ranted on and on, and in the back of his head, Tony wondered if Bucky would have got the same treatment if he and Rogers were going steady, probably not, especially him being America's sweetheart and all of that.

"Then let's cut to the chess, tell me, what the hell do you want me to do?" Tony asked, already closing his eyes, wondering how huge his headache was going to be when he made his escape from this hellhole, Steve was probably going to bother him when he returns home. Curse Fury, curse S.H.I.E.L.D., curse the world and every stupid person in it, why him? Why? Wouldn't it be easier if Rogers wasn't an Addams or if Bucky managed to catch his attention? It was all Tony's rotten luck and his knack for getting in trouble. Seriously, what did Tony do in his past life to gain such torture? Stealing a grain of rice from a witch?

Fury blinks his eye at Tony's complaint and narrows it, coming to stand in front of Tony and slam both of his hands on the table, which by the way was not necessary at all. "Break up with Rogers and while you are doing that make sure you host a conference stating that you have never been with Rogers and that it was nothing but a misunderstanding." Fury said in a serious voice, causing Tony to give a dumb 'Huh?' as he gazed at Fury like the man sported seven new heads and start talking alien; because surely, Fury did not just tell him the fastest way to die and have his soul ripped from him.

"What. Did. You. Say?" A demonic voice hissed behind Fury not a second later after Fury's order, lights start flickering on and off and a few light bulbs explode, causing everyone in the room sane Tony to squeak in fear, even Fury, stood still in his place, his back stiffen and his only eye widen a bit. "Who… do… you… think… you… are?" Many voices shrieked as one, causing everyone to scream and try to run to the door, desperately trying to break it when it didn't open as they hoped to.

"Shit… you made them angry…" Tony laughed nervously as he looked around, he can already feel the anger Steve and Serpentine were emitting in the room, slowly but surely, Tony slide down his chair, waving goodbye to Fury (It could be the last time he sees the man alive) before hiding under the table, kicking out the idiot PR member who thought hiding in Tony's hideout was a good idea… it was then that the screams started…

It was S.H.I.E.L.D.'s downfall that day…

OK, so Tony couldn't help but feel bad about what happened to S.H.I.E.L.D. because of Steve and his mother, after all, those two crazy Addams were responsible for the downfall of the most secretive and strong organization of all time. Hell, even when Hydra was on the loose S.H.I.E.L.D. managed to survive; it even managed to survive the Winter Soldier fiasco. Tony never thought he would witness the day that the thorn in his side would be destroyed, by his husband-to-be and his mother-in-law no less.

Tony couldn't help but wince and shiver as he remembered how he walked through the empty halls that were once the pride of Fury. The walls were painted red and the light bulbs were destroyed, the few ones that were working were flickering in and out leaving an ire glow guiding lost souls; the bodies Tony saw lettering the ground made him gulp, and Tony was even afraid of going to shake one of them, fearing that the body would wake up as a zombie and eat his face, the screams in the background of the people Steve was torturing didn't even help Tony's pounding heart to calm down. Tony only managed to relax when he finally saw the door to his freedom, making a run for it and hoping that he wasn't going to die because of those stupid Addams; all in all, it was hell, and Tony was wondering how he was going to tell his team that Steve finally destroyed S.H.I.E.L.D... Oh well, better them than his company.

Tony let out a shaky sigh as he finally reached his destroyed mansion; his nerves were stilled being fried as he remembered the horrible screams that he was subjected to listen to for an hour before he finally managed to make his escape. Tony wonders what Natasha was going to do once she learns that her workplace was destroyed and that Fury is possibly dead; Tony hoped that she wasn't going to kill him and would be content by being angry at Steve, but knowing his luck, Tony knew that this was just a wistful wish.

"Oh, Tony, here you… what the hell happened?!" Pepper smiled brightly before horror took over her face as her gaze fell on Tony, taking his messy appearance, his hair that goes in all directions, the dirt, and the blood all over his suit and body. Tony could only twitch at Pepper's high-pitched voice, taking a deep breath to help calm his fried self.

"Are the Avengers in the living room?" Tony asked, already dreading the answer as he waited for Pepper to regain herself once again; it took a few seconds for Pepper to blink her eyes and snap out of her shaking, nodding her head as her eyes never left Tony, taking him in. Tony could only curse his bad, bad luck that decided to match-make with an Addams of all the people on this wide universe.

Tony gulp wondering what he was about to do, on one hand, Tony can make a run for it and hide in his workshop until the end of time, hoping that the Avengers won't go after his ass when they learn of Fury and his organization fate. On the other hand, Tony can man up and tell the Avengers what happened to S.H.I.E.L.D., hoping that they will understand it wasn't his fault and that it was Steve who destroyed the place with his Ma. All in all, everything promised Tony nothing but death and humiliation either by the hands of his friends or by Steve's hands… life sucks…

Slowly thinking over the pros and cons, Tony shuffled toward the living room, deciding that he would end this fast and quick, just like ripping a Band-Aid, hurt only for a few seconds before going numb… so much for converting to the dark side, he thought he was safe, shame on him. Reaching the living room, Tony gulp as he wondered about the hell he was throwing himself in, he hoped that J was fast enough to deploy a suit if everything went south.

It took a few seconds before everyone finally saw him, and when they did everyone become quiet as they took him in various degrees of surprise and not so surprisingly pleasant expression (Natasha and Bucky) "Tony… what happened?" Bruce asked, adjusting his glass and blinked hard as if the image in front of him will be banished if he did that and the real Tony will show up.

"S.H.I.E.L.D. was destroyed." Stated Tony with a deadpanned look, already saying 'fuck it' to his life, after all, why does it matter what he does? He was going to die one day because of either a heart attack thanks to The Addams Family, or he was going to get killed thanks to his friends. The collective shriek of 'What?!' made Tony look at the ceiling before turning to his friends, Natasha already standing up looking at Tony like he lost his mind and turned into a full Addams. "I was there to witness S.H.I.E.L.D.'s downfall at the hand of the Winter Soldier and Serpentine not an hour ago just wanted to inform you that tomorrow's picnic with S.H.I.E.L.D. is canceled and all, so bye," Tony stated as he turned around, already preparing to take a long deep bubble bath before sleeping for the next 24 hours, he was done… Tony was done!

"Hey, hey, hey, hey! Wait a minute! Tell me why Stevie went and destroyed S.H.I.E.L.D. with his Ma; they will never do something like that!" Bucky, poor, poor Bucky stood up from his place with shock on his face; if only that poor, poor bastard knew what his precious Addams were capable of, Tony wondered what would Bucky think of them if he was stuck for an hour and a half in a massacre ground full of bodies and screaming agents that turned into cursed dolls.

"Well, Fury ordered Serpentine to do something she doesn't like!" Chirped Tony with a forced smile, trying not to twitch when he saw how pale Bucky became like he already knew the kind of punishment Fury gained because of him standing up to Serpentine. Tony wasn't an idiot, he wasn't a fool, he accepts his marriage to Steve mainly to not be Serpentine's target like how Fury made himself, all Tony can do is pray for those unfortunate souls lost in the crossfire of Serpentine and Steve's anger. "Now that S.H.I.E.L.D. is destroyed I will go and take a bath and then die somewhere in a ditch, so if you excuse me…" Tony's forced smile slipped as he turned around, dragging himself to his room, already planning out a date with his hot tube and rubber duck… God this was a nightmare.

"Tony, wait!" Pepper called out as she rushed after him, no doubt planning on checking him for injuries or try to force him to sign a few papers for the company or something. Tony could only put his hands on his ears and shout out 'Nope!' as he rushed toward his room, not wanting anyone near him at this moment other than his hot tube and his fluffy bathrobe that were waiting to seduce him into their embrace.

Tony nearly let out a sigh of relief as he crossed the hallway to his room, only to let out a huff when his body hit a solid object that wasn't in his path a few Nano-seconds ago. Raising his head Tony's eyes widen when he saw Steve grinning happily with blood covering him from head to toe…

Tony could only let out a tired sigh at that sight…

"Your marriage is next week, I already arranged everything." That was the first words Tony heard out of Serpentine's mouth not even a day since the downfall of S.H.I.E.L.D., currently Tony was trying (Stress on trying) to eat his sandwich in peace, unfortunately for Tony, part of his sandwich got stuck in his throat and he got busy trying to hack it out to give Serpentine any consent to the new arrangement forced into him, like what? What?! Tony thought he had at least six months of peace before being forced into marriage! Not six days!

"Why?" Tony choked out after he managed to dislodge the piece of bread that made it its mission to choose the wrong pipe and kill him; other than his shocked and annoyed reaction and Steve's happy cheers, all of the Avengers had a horror look on their faces as they tried to protest one way or another to change Serpentine's mind, as for Bucky, the man looked ready to commit genocide, and no doubt the first target on his list was Tony.

"What do you mean why? That eye-patch freak is trying to separate the two of you, that's why!" Serpentine huffed, playing with the spiders in her hands before growling and crushing them, causing Tony to grimace as he saw the black widows' bodies fell on the counter; Tony made sure to put in his mental list that he needed to wipe the counter off poison and spider guts later. "That bastard, who does he think he is? My baby is finally marrying the person he loves after years of torture, and that pirate dared to order you to break off with him! Gah! I should have done more than destroying that stupid organization he runs!" Serpentine huffed and puffed, shadows dancing behind her wildly as to show her anger.

Tony could only let out a tired sigh, trying to dodge Steve's grapy hands as they tried to pull Tony into a hug; Tony couldn't help but gaze at the ruined sandwich with sadness and pain, this was the 482832nd time that Steve and Serpentine ruined a very good sandwich for him just because they decided to open their mouth and ruin his day with unexpected shit the two of them came up with. "But I can't marry, Steve, next week! I have to go on a business trip to Italy." Tony whined as he gazed at Serpentine with a pout, ignoring how Bucky gasped like he was a dying whale at how Tony dared to oppose the ghost in front of him (Tony was too tired to deal with the Addams anymore, they want him, they have to deal with his brattiness!) on another note, Tony was going to order Pepper to send him to Italy somewhere around the next few days, even if it meant he had to go for work, the crazy Addams don't need to know that he lied to gain a few days of peace.

Serpentine and Steve stilled for a second, giving Tony ire look before both of them blinked their eyes, looking at each other in deep thoughts before creepy grins took over their faces, causing Tony to gulp, dread taking over him as he felt like he just signed his death with his own hand. "That's perfect, Cara Mia, then we can go to your parents' villa and tell them about our wedding!" Steve exclaimed happily, stars sparkling in his eyes making Tony's twitch until what crazy Addams said made sense.

"Steve… my parents are dead," Tony said, already dreading what Steve was thinking about, nope, hell to the no! If Steve was thinking about summoning his parents as ghosts or goddammit zombies, Tony would end the man, he would end him, and Serpentine's rage is damn! Tony was not going to repeat that horrifying night all over again, that night still brought him nightmares!

Steve let out a 'huh?' before tilting his head to the side, gazing at Tony like the genius just said something stupid, which was rude by the way. "But I didn't kill your parents when Hydra deployed me." Steve stated, which made Tony be the one who gave that dump 'huh?!' this time, because did Tony heard Steve right? Did that crazy Addams just say that he was ordered to kill his parents? "It happened seventeen years ago, I think? Hydra ordered me to kill your parents after leaving this Christmas party and make it look like an accident; before I killed them though, Howard asked to make a deal with me to let them live in exchange for his son's hand in marriage, who would have thought I would fall in love with you? I was planning to break our deal until I saw you in your tomb." Steve grinned happily purring in delight as he seemed to remember something pleasant.

Tony on the other hand could only stand frozen in his place and gaze at Steve with wide eyes, his mind going into overdrive as he tried to make sense of what Steve just told him; Tony was sure that smoke was already leaving his ears as his mind failed to make a head or a tail of what that crazy Addams just told him. Sent to kill his parents? Making a deal? Also, his parents doom him by giving him to Steve some seventeen years ago and Steve wanting to break the deal by killing his parents until he decided not?! (The killing part was implied but still, this was Steve he was talking about) What the hell?!

It took Tony a few seconds (Minute? Hours?) Before Tony finally, regain control of himself and when he finally did, he couldn't help but let a loud shriek of 'What?!' that no doubt deafened everyone in this room if Pepper and Rhodey's reaction when they just came in was anything to go by. "They are alive? How the hell are they alive? I saw their bodies!" Tony shrieked, his hands twitching to throw something at the wall and break it to pieces.

"Oh, that? Those were just dummies." Steve said with an innocent smile, not knowing that he just signed his and Tony's parents' death. Tony could only twitch when he saw the smile on Steve's face, his lips twitching in a sneer that seemed to frighten everyone in the dining room if the flinch that Bucky and Natasha let out was anything to go by.

"J.A.R.V.I.S. you have one minute to find them or else…" Tony hissed, his fingers twitching madly to have something in it, either to swing it and break something (Preferably someone's skull) or to throw it at Steve for being an asshole and hiding something like this from him. "Tell me, Rogers, did the deal you made with them include hiding the truth from me?" Tony asked/hissed wanting to know the answer because surely, there must be something in the deal that prevents his parents from coming in contact with him, especially after Afghanistan, the Iron Man fiasco, and New York.

"No, not really, if I did that then how were they going to tell you about our marriage?" Steve asked, his words confirming Tony's suspicion and causing the genius to let out a mad snarl that made everyone jump and for Steve's eyes widen and for hearts to appear in them… Tony was going to kill them; he was going to end them, the two of them! Kill, kill; kill!

"I found them, Sir; they are living in the Portofino, under the Carbonell name."

J.A.R.V.I.S.'s words made Tony twitch even more, especially when Tony knew the name his parents choose to stay under the radar; Carbonell? Really? His mother's maiden name? No wonder no one found about them, who would have thought that the two of them would choose such a loosely name to hide under. "Prepare my suit, J, we are going for a hunt," Tony growled as he turned around stumping to his workshop, his mind already going through many painful ways of killing his parents and turning himself into an official orphan, fuck Howard! Tony knew that Howard would have done something like that, but he never thought that his mother was capable of doing such a thing and ignoring him when his near-death experiences were always podcast on TV daily.

Tony tried to ignore Steve's squeals of delight…

So after a long two hours flight in the suit in fast nearly sonic speed (But not that fast yet, Tony was still thinking for a way to do that) and doing a lot of thinking (Way too much thinking for a genius like him) Tony came to the final conclusion, and it was… Nope! No, no, no, and hell to the no! He can't (Won't) forgive his parents for abandoning him for seventeen years! If they left him a year or two before contacting him, Tony would have understood, hell, he would have even accepted marrying Steve as a part of the deal, mainly to thank him for saving his parents. But what did his parents do? They disappeared for seventeen years, Tony gained a phobia from cemeteries because he saw the zombies/dummies that Steve replaced his parents with rising from their graves and to top it all, it was Steve, who told him about the deal with his parents, a deal until two hours ago Tony didn't know anything about!

What to do? What to do? Cutting all of his parents money and leaving them to deal with the financial problems is not Tony's style, he wasn't that cruel to take someone's hard-earned money (Even if it came from him and his company) Tony was tired of screaming and shouting and arguing with Howard, it hadn't worked for the twenty years he lived with the man, and it sure as hell won't work now when the senile old man reached his 99 years old and probably lost his hearing. So what is Tony to do with the problem that presents itself to him after seventeen years of him making peace with his parents' death?

OK, so it wasn't Tony's fault, to begin with, it was Howard? Right? After all who in their right mind would let their twenty years old kid live on while believing that his parents are dead? It is too cruel! It was true that Tony was not all that warm and chummy with his parents, but he loved them, he always seeks their approval one way or another; Tony even when he was angry with his parents for abandoning him most of his childhood and teenage years, he was proud to be their son. So for his parents to give him away like a used doll and abandoning Tony without even a word of goodbye is unforgivable! No matter what anyone was going to say, this was something that Tony couldn't (Wouldn't) forgive.

When Tony finally reached the villa that his supposed parents lived in, Tony only paused for a second when he saw Steve sitting on the hood of a blue Alpine A110 playing with a black cat; part of Tony was wondering how Steve managed to reach this place in two hours, when a normal flight is 11 hours, not to forget an extra two hours in the airport, another part of Tony only let out a tired sigh and ignored Steve who was waving at Tony happily like the crazy person he was.

Swallowing a little, Tony bite his lips nervously before knocking on the door in front of him, his hands shaking, and were steady only thanks to his suit, a few seconds (Or were they minutes, Tony certainly start losing time) the door finally opened, causing Tony's heart to nearly lapping out of his chest when he saw his father… his father who looked the same as he did seventeen years ago. Whatever harsh words Tony prepared for his father and mother vanished in the speed of light, leaving Tony breathless and shaking in his place, not knowing what to do or say.

"Who the hell are you?" Howard stated in a bored tone, which made Tony falter in his steps and for his hands to twitch in anger, count on his father to destroy the moment and sign himself for a beating; before Tony snap something nasty toward Howard, the man leaned up with a thoughtful look and took Tony in before an 'Oh' left his mouth and his face turned to a frown. "Maria! Tony is here!" Howard called out as he left the door opened for Tony before returning inside.

Tony couldn't help his right eyes from twitching, his left hand twitched too, Tony really, really, really, wanted to say to the hell with it and go beat Howard to a pulp. Really? Seventeen years and the first words out of that geezer's mouth is 'Who the hell are you?' followed by 'Tony is here!' did the man not even realize that seventeen years had passed? That old fart just went straight to the cold shoulder phase and left Tony outside the house like a disobedient dog!

Taking several deep breaths, Tony tried to calm himself down before he did something rash like firing his repulsors in Howard's face, that won't do. After managing to calm down a little, Tony managed to order his armor to disassemble, leaving him in one of his fancy suits as he entered the house, his eyes narrowing as he took the villa, his mouth twitching down when he saw the pictures of his father and mother hanging around, happiness surrounding them in every picture… what really made Tony's blood boil though, is that there was not even a single picture of him anywhere, even a small one, nothing, nada, yadda, null.

Tony's lips twitched down at that, actually, his whole body was twitching with some nervous energy, but Tony was not going to do anything about it, he was not going to exam it closely until he was over with this visit. "Oh, Tony, it had been such a long time!" Maria's voice came from the living room, causing Tony's heart to pound in his chest, and for his breath to hitch; his mother… his mother was sitting in the living room sofa with a white cat in her lap, looking as beautiful as she did seventeen years ago.

"Why didn't you contact me to tell me that you two are alive?" Was the first thing out of Tony's mouth, because one thing was known for sure, and that was Tony's patient was running thinner and thinner as time passed. Because seriously! How did his parents' hearts handle leaving him alone like that, letting him get tricked by Stane, ignoring his countless near-death situations that left Tony shaking, and wishing he was young once more living with his parents.

"Oh." Howard blinked his eyes, raising his head from the newspaper that Tony desperately tried to ignore; his father didn't even pay any attention to him! "Well, we decided that you are old enough to live on your own, you didn't seem like you need us with the Iron Man gage you have and the company which seems to be doing great; good for you," Howard stated after he flipped the page of his newspaper ignoring the full-bodied twitch that Tony did after hearing Howard's stupid reasoning.

"Is that so…" Tony said slowly, his hand twitching like mad as he glared daggers at Howard, hoping the man would burn to ashes with the power of his glare alone. "Then do tell; were you ever going to tell me that you sold me to the Addams family just so you would survive and live here?" Tony asked in a low voice, trying to restrain himself from doing something stupid like throwing the vase in front of him at Howard and breaking his head.

"Oh, that… I forget about it. I am sure Steve is a nice person, maybe he married Bucky and forget about the deal, don't worry… holy shit, Tony!" Tony was done when he heard Howard's bullshit; he just took the vase throw it at Howard with a battle cry, ignoring the shriek both of his parents let out when Tony dove for the kill. He was done, Tony was so, so done; he was going to end this for once and for all! Screw his parents for selling him, and screw him for hoping that they felt something when they abandon him, they were the same as they were when he was a child, it was true that his only parents and family were the Jarvis and the Carters families.

"You forget? You fucking forget?!" Tony shrieked as he rushed after Howard, ignoring how his mother was ordering him to stand down and leave his father alone. "Do you even realize what happened since you two decided to disappear from my life completely? It was hell! And you have the audience to act like everything is alright when you sold me to Stane and everyone else in a cold blood!" Snarls, hisses, and screams could be heard as Tony threw everything in his sight at Howard, ignoring how the man tried to run out of the living room.

Tony though, let out an enraged scream as he took after Howard, planning on killing him in this place; he was going to kill them and get rid of the headache that dominated him for the past two hours… to think that Tony hoped his parents would accept him back, who was he kidding? Those two deserve to die! Steve should have killed them when he had the chance, but he didn't, but that's OK, it just meant that Tony had to finish the mission his stupid husband-to-be couldn't seventeen years ago.

"Are you crazy?!" Howard squeaked as he tried to dodge the ax that Tony threw at his head, wondering how Tony managed to get the ax that he was sure it belonged to one of the medieval armors on the second floor; Tony couldn't help a dark laugh leaving him at Howard's wide eyes, he couldn't help letting out dark giggles here and there, this was the most fun he had in years!

"Crazy? This isn't even me being crazy! We have just started!" Tony snarled as he threw the second ax at Howard, letting out an insane giggle he couldn't hold back, at the sight of Howard turning as pale as a corpse when he barely dodged the flying ax heading for his neck. Tony ran after his father, letting out mad laughs that mixed will with the thunder outside as the sky decided that this time was the best to start up a storm that shook the trees. "Run, bitch, run! Because when I catch you, it is game over for you!" Tony laughed as he pulled the ax from the wall it lodges in, jumping after Howard and ignoring his mother's scream as he steps on her cat's tail.

Steve could only watch the madness from the outside, falling more and more in love with Tony, as his fiancé lost it and start chasing both his parents with the axes in his hand; the terrified screams rang louder and louder as Tony's manic laughter increased in volume. "Here's Tony!" Tony's voice gave a burst of mad laughter after he finally broke the door with his ax, his parents' scream getting louder by the second before vanishing, and the only sound that could be heard was Tony's insane giggles and the storm thundering… and Steve…

Steve was never so in love…

"Did you enjoy yourself, Cara Mia?" Steve asked the grin refuse to leave his face as he made another sharp turn at a speed that no sane person will ever reach unless they were planning on dying. Steve could still vividly remember the insane and scary face that his love done when he was done with his parents, leaving them comatose from fear and terror while pissing themselves before deciding that he got bored and left the villa.

"It was alright, though, they start boring me in the end," Tony stated with a satisfied smile on his face and the dark twinkle in his eyes that told Steve everything he needed making the assassin let out a dreamy sigh. Steve could only purr in content as he steps on the gas harder until the speed reached 250 KM/H, which caused Tony to do nothing but giggle and grin madly, ignoring the screams and shrieks from the people outside when they early ran them over.

"You know, darling, you would make an amazing Addams one day!" Steve stated happily, ignoring the yowl of the cat that Steve stole from Maria; Steve was sure Maria's precious 'Lily' will make a great addition to his cemetery, and this time Steve was sure Tony would like the honor of being the one to bury that pest alive… or they could keep it as a pet after it raised from the grave? It all depends really.

"Oh, really?" Tony raised his brow, a playful smirk on his face causing Steve to flash his fiancé a manic grin mirroring his. "You know… this wasn't really bad at all… I kinda enjoy it…" Tony hummed to himself trying to stifle a giggle before it gets out. Ah! So Tony was still riding the high of his first truly victims as an Addams, Steve couldn't even be prouder than he already was; his love was carving his place in the Addams family! "Tell your Ma that we can have the wedding next week… it would be fun." Tony let out a loose peal of laugh he couldn't hold in anymore, the sound of Tony losing it made Steve give a dark laugh of his own followed by a dreamy sigh…

His fiancé was truly the best…

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Finally! I am back after so long! The finals kicked me down but I made it!

Sorry for the butchered and unrefined chapter, at first I planned on writing a 10k chapter but instead, I made it to 6k before my mind decided to completely blackout…

I became rusty at writing after a month and a half of hiatus T^T

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Nazaki-Sama