…He Is An Addams!…

/Warning/: This chapter contains cursing, darkness, horror elements, creepiness, torture, fluff, kissing, Steve is so in love, and finally, the wedding is here! And who knows what! All reviews are appreciated.

"Character talking"

"Character thinking"

…Flashbacks…

Chapter 11

So today was the day. The day that Tony tried to avoid for many months, but had accepted as what it is; today was the day that Tony had dreaded and anticipated for months and months now. Today was his wedding day. It was so funny that Tony thought about it now, it was so funny for him to remember that he spent months trying to avoid this wedding, thinking that he would end up doomed and cursed by marrying Steve. It was laughable thinking about it now, because when Tony finally opened his eyes after the unsavory incidents that kept happening around him; he realized that Steve really liked him and wanted what's the best for him.

So finally after going back and forth with himself and J.A.R.V.I.S. Tony accepted marrying Steve; mainly because that meant Tony won't die alone or get killed by anyone without Steve avenging him, another was because he really started to like Steve. Believe it or not, the man wasn't that bad when you get to know him; especially the protective side of him.

So here Tony was, checking himself in the mirror, trying to see if he forgot something (Well, he was mainly trying to see if the suit he was showing his butt in a better light, making it perky and irresistible) the suit, unsurprisingly was all black; looking closely, anyone can confirm that the suit Tony was wearing was more suited for a funeral than a wedding. Who was Tony kidding though? The Addams family had always had a strange sense of fashion and love for the color black; the only color Tony has on his person was the red tie, which resembles the color of blood closely. If Tony had to say, he would swear that Serpentine dipped this tie in blood before forcing Tony to wear it; not that Tony was complaining, especially when his butt was looking great.

So here Tony was, checking himself out with a satisfied grin that kept on stretching on his face, giving him a creepy look if Tony was honest. "Well, if that isn't a scary sight I don't know what is… you are going to fit in the Addams family quite well." Rhodey shivered as he entered the room, letting out a snort when Tony's grin widened even more as he tilted his head.

"Why, thank you! Hearing this complement does nothing but boost my ego." Tony let out a happy sigh as he turned to the mirror once more to check his butt. "By the way, does my ass look fat?" Tony asked suddenly, making Rhodey choke on his breath for a second before he finally lost it and start laughing, looking at Tony like the genius was the one losing his mind.

"Why does it matter? Steve would appreciate it either way." Rhodey said after he finally gathered himself enough to stop the giggles that wanted to leave him; count on Tony to surprise him with his unexpected questions and actions. "Anyway, I came here to get you; Serpentine nearly killed everyone trying to get them seated so the ceremony would start soon," Rhodey stated, only to tilt his head when the music starts playing.

"This is our cue!" Tony grinned, picking up the bouquet of flowers that Serpentine arranged for him; to say that they were flowers made for a wedding would be laughable, it was more suited for a funeral in a horror movie that than; the flowers were just stalks full of thorns with a few black roses here and there with one single rose in the middle, wrapped by spider webs to keep them together.

Here comes the bride…

All dressed in white…

Mascara's running down her face…

Rhodey froze in his place his eyes were wide as the song continued. "The hell? What kind of song is this?" Rhodey hissed, holding Tony's hand as he walked him through the aisle, shivering when he saw the Addams family sitting on the right side of the room, wide creepy grins on their faces as they took Tony in; what made Rhodey gulp was not the creepiness he was feeling, but what he was seeing. Ghosts, corpses, zombies, and even voodoo dolls were in the Addams family row (And were those standing hairballs?), making Rhodey wonder if this was such a good idea.

Here comes the bride…

Holding a knife…

But she ain't cutting her cake…

"Do you like it? Serpentine let me chose it. I found it on YouTube and it sounded catchy, so I decided why not?" Tony stated, his grin widens even more at the grimace Rhodey let out, no doubt wondering why decided to go to YouTube to choose a creepy wedding song; what can Tony say? He was trying to find a creepy and dark song, and he found several of them he liked, so he decided to use one them.

She always dreamed of happy ever after…

Didn't know it would end in disaster…

Infidelity stained her satin sheets…

"Only you Tony, only you, I expected Steve to be the one choosing this not you… honestly, you just got scary. What did Pepper say about this betrayal?" Rhodey asked, which only got him a smirk from Tony, Pepper was really angry with his song choice, she even threatened him with her high heels… thankfully Serpentine liked the song and gave it the green light. Pepper didn't stay angry with him much longer though, not when he bought her the heels she had her eyes on for a long time now.

Got engaged when they were high school sweethearts…

Always thought death do us part…

Til' she found another's lipstick on his cheek…

As she put on her white dress she found her bridesmaid in his bed…

Cheating on her honeymoon…

They nearly reached the alter, and Tony's lips twitched up into a smile when he saw Steve grinning madly, his eyes not straying away from Tony as he took him in; Steve was wearing a suit similar to Tony, the only difference there was the tie, which was black. The sight of Steve, made Tony's heart pound a little in his chest and an uncontrollable giggle nearly left his lips.

So as she walked the aisle she couldn't help but laugh and smile…

Cause' in the end, she killed the groom…

"Well, wasn't that an interesting choice for a wedding song," Steve murmured as he took Tony's hands in his, a dark grin taking over him, and Tony was 200% sure that Steve was imagining Tony coming after him with a knife, which Tony did a couple of times before they got engaged, and no doubt it excited Steve; because only Steve would get excited by Tony running after him with a knife.

The wedding resume like normal… if you mean by normal the Viking cheers and proud whistles the Addams family were letting out from their side, and the teeth grind and the killing intent from Tony's side; then yes, everything went pretty normal. It was only when they reached the part when someone objected that a little hiccup happened. If by a little hiccup meant that everyone on Tony's side, sane Rhodey, Pepper, and Happy (Who was crying his eyes out and saying 'My baby all grown up' which is a little concerning) stood to object about the wedding; hell! Even Loki was there and Tony didn't know from where the man dropped on them, especially after Steve was done with him by throwing him to the zombies. Wait! Was that Fury standing near General Ross? Didn't he die or something? What were those two doing in his wedding uninvited?

Really, it was so annoying that Tony's teeth nearly shattered as he grind them to try and stop his snarl from leaving his throat; out of all time for everyone to make his life a living hell, they decided to do it on his wedding day? Just why? Tony never did anything wrong and tried to destroy their lives and happiness so why were they trying to do this to him? It took Serpentine sending those uncultured fiends one harsh look followed by a murderous glare from both Steve and Tony for everyone to be seated once more, looking like they were forced to swallow a lemon as the wedding continued before their very own eyes. Tony was sure he heard a heart or several breaking when he and Steve kissed passionately in front of everyone, which made Tony happier than he had the right to be; serve them well, who do they think they are for standing in the way of his wedding and happiness? Tony was so going to kill and poison everyone who showed up to his wedding after this. Most of the Addams family seemed to share his opinion and sentiment because he was so sure, that they actually cast a hex or two at the normal guests who showed up; Tony just have to ask Serpentine to remove the hex from Rhodey, Pepper, and Happy, because those three actually stood with Tony in this one, not against him, even with their massive crush on Steve.

After the ceremony ended, it was time for the reception, and Tony had to be honest with himself, meeting the rest of Steve's family was… interesting. He met Wednesday again, and Tony had to say she look as terrifying as she did the first time he met her, and surprise of all surprises, she was a BFF with Serpentine and learned everything from her aunt and mother. Wednesday's brothers were kinda interesting on their own… but their hero-worship and crush on Steve is kinda concerning, but sweet at the same time. As for Gomez and Morticia… Tony can say he could only give a dreamy sigh at how in love the two of them were, even being creepy and all of that, they were so sweet and loyal and should be the role model of every healthy relationship! Looking closely, Tony now knew from where Steve got his charms and romantic side from, and the genius hoped that he and his husband would look like those two when they get older. The rest of Steve's family were fascinated and scary at the same time, Tony was so sure one of two of his guests had run away from the wedding while screaming bloody murder.

"Did you have fun today, Cara Mia?" Steve purred as his arms encircled Tony, pulling him tightly to the muscled chest as he started kissing Tony's neck making the genius let out a purr of his own. Steve and Tony finally left the after-party, going to the hotel they reserved before taking their flight to Hawaii tomorrow (The only reason they choose Hawaii and not the amazon jungle where they would be eaten alive, was because Pepper gave them the tickets and paid for the honeymoon while crying, saying something about how happy she was for them); Tony was sure that by the end of this night, this hotel would end up haunted and destroyed by his husband, and that thought made a giggle leave him.

"Yeah, I did… but do you know what's more fun though?" Tony asked, a wide grin stretching on his lips as he raised one of his hands, and dangling from one of his fingers were metal cuffs that caught the attention of his husband, who let out a dark and joyful laugh of his own…

To say the least, their first time was interested…

To say that Tony's trip to Hawaii was boring would be a lie because it was one interesting trip that Tony was going to remember even after years passed; you know why? Because it was one hell of a funny and delightful trip; what made it even better was Tony and Steve meeting one of Tony's old… friends… who decided to make a nuisance out of herself, which did nothing but get Steve angrier and angrier with want for revenge. Tony really enjoyed their night together after they finished with the bitch that was Sunset.

It started as a normal morning at the beach… or whatever kind of normal Tony and Steve can have. While Tony was sunning himself, and watching his husband in the water, Steve was having the time of his life by surfing and then jumping in the ocean, no doubt scaring a shark or two away if that insane grin was anything to go by.

Tony couldn't help the satisfied smirk on his face as he saw the looks of awe and amazement on everyone's faces as they watched Steve like he was like the God of the sea who decided to grace the mortal world with his presence, if only they knew that his husband was the true impersonate of the God of the underworld and the king of the darkness all in one… poor humans got deceived by a handsome face as his husband.

"Tony, look what I found!" Steve called out happily as he ran toward Tony who was enjoying himself in the chair; the sight of Steve running toward him in his black swimming truck made Tony make a double back and raise his sunglasses, not because of how handsome and edible Steve was looking, but because in Steve's arms… there was a great white shark being held effortlessly by its middle like it was a light plush.

"Where the hell did you pick that up?" Tony asked, still gazing at the shark as though the beast was going to disappear any second now; maybe Tony stayed in the sun way too long that he started to hallucinate a shark? Because surely, his husband wouldn't run toward him with two tons, eleven feet, and one of the most dangerous beasts of the seas.

"In the ocean, it tried to bite my leg so I bit him back! He tastes like chicken, so I thought I will make good sashimi out of it!" Steve said with a happy grin on his face, causing Tony to raise his two eyebrows so high, he was sure the two of them flow toward the sun. Because Tony sower to every God out there, the shark looked at him with puppy dog eyes, pleading for salivation in any form there is, it even start flopping its fins around and look at the ocean… was Tony imagining this, or did the sun really melt his brain?

"Steve… please, return the shark where you found it because if you don't, you are sleeping in the bathroom tonight," Tony said slowly, still not taking his eyes away from the shark who was struggling in Steve's strong grip, letting out pathetic choking sounds as it saw its life flash in front of its eyes, and do fishes even makes sounds? The last thing Tony checked they couldn't, only a few could and he doesn't think sharks are one of them.

"But Tony! It could make an amazing present for everyone back home! We can even make it our pet if you refuse to eat it!" Steve said, and Tony's jaw dropped as he saw the shark flinch and flip around like crazy, trying desperately to dry itself fast so it would drop dead faster. The whispers and panicked shouts Tony was hearing made him twitch and a frown took over his face, especially when the shark seemed to turn white… well whiter… by the second.

"Steve…" Tony hissed, sending his husband a warning look, which made the man pout before letting out a sigh, sending the shark a nasty glare as if he was blaming it for being too ugly that Tony refused his gift. A few more grumbles, Steve turned around fast before he throw the shark as far as he can… which was so far that Tony was sure the shark will not survive the three miles throw that Steve just did. "Really? Couldn't you put it gently in the water? You had to throw it like that?" Tony huffed, lowering his sunglasses once more, a smile twitching on his lips when his husband continued to pout.

"Where is the fun in that? At least this way he would come after me to get revenge, and if that happened, it's justified that I turn it into sashimi." Steve grumbled, making Tony snort and shake his head at that, ignoring how panicked everyone was still around them. Tony was sure that the shark won't show its face in this neck of the woods for the next one hundred years if it could; hell! It would probably bring its gang with it the next time they came around, hoping that they would manage to overpower Steve by dumb luck.

"Of course you would do sweetheart… now come and put some sunscreen on my back," Tony said which made his husband perk up like a puppy and rush toward Tony, causing a smile to twitch on Tony's lips. Turning on his stomach, Tony let out a content purr when his husband's big and strong hands start running over his back, giving him a massage while spreading the sunscreen.

"Why don't you look at that? I would have never imagined The Tony Stark in such place." A familiar gritty voice said, caused Tony to raise his shades once more, a grimace itching into his face as he saw the person he tried to avoid since he was 19 and successful in doing so for nearly twenty years.

"Why don't you look at that? I never thought that respectable beaches like this still have trash floating around them." Tony said back, ignoring the sputter the woman let out at the straightforward insult, letting out a yawn Tony stretched before he signed to Steve to stop his heavenly massage. "Come on, Steve, I am hungry, let's go eat something, and it better not be the shark from before." Tony hummed, standing up from the chair with Steve by his side, ignoring how Sunset was snapping and screaming insults at him as they left.

"Who is she?" Steve asked with a dangerous smile on his lips, which did nothing but gain a smirk out of Tony… ah! How he loves when his husband gets all possessive and protective, it was even better to watch him go on a rampage to protect his virtue and honor.

"A bitch that needed to be taught a lesson…" Tony said easily, which made Steve's mad grin widen even more, and his fingers twitched like crazy, preparing to strangle and no doubt kill someone. "What do you say? Tonight after dinner or in the witching hours?" Tony asked, a giggle leaving his lips at the thought of getting rid of Sunset for once and for all… Needless to say, no one found Sunset's body after that day, but rumors have it; if you listen closely while passing room No.537 in one of Hawaii's most known hotels. You would hear the screams of a woman being tortured to death every time the clock hit 3:33 AM; what made everyone shiver in fear and terror was the mad laughter coming out of the room every night accompanying the screams. On the other hand, Pepper was extremely happy when she told Tony about the cheap company SI bought after the disappearance of its CEO…

Tony could only grin at that...

The rest of the honeymoon went great! Tony and Steve spent most of their time going to haunted places and terrifying people half to death, and trying interesting food; not that surprising after they destroyed people's lives and sanity, the two of them would go to their room to enjoy their night together, which were passionate and full of moans and sighs, and creepy howls. Who knew that with all of Steve's scariness and dominating nature he would make a good submissive top? Surely not Tony, but that didn't mean he didn't enjoy himself chaining Steve and torturing him to near madness before relieving them both of their torture.

"We should crash the plane into Bermuda triangle!" Steve chirped happily, his words entering one of Tony's ears and leaving by using the other one. "Uncle Fester, you meet him at the wedding, he went there in the 1900s and went missing for 25 years! He said the place was fun, last time I checked it has a great internet connection…" Steve continue, babbling about how they should go and see this black hole and how romantic it would be to get lost in there and die together and other things that Tony was sure were one of the Addams family traditions or something.

"No Steve, we are not crashing anywhere, especially not in Bermuda triangle," Tony said dryly as he send his husband a glare, returning back to his tablet before finishing another Iron Man prototype, but this time the color scheme would be black and red, just like Steve. "Besides, I still want to live; we can talk about dying together in the amazon jungle, like Gomez and Morticia when I reach my eighties," Tony said, causing Steve to pout a little before letting out a sigh, and later a smile crosses his face as he probably started imagining their lives together.

Everything was doing great, good even… until the TV on his private plane start flickering on and off before someone by the name 'Mandarin' shown on the screen, going on and on about how he hijacked Tony's plane and how he was going to nuke the plane if Tony didn't answer to his demand or whatever. The man even showed Tony a clip of him bombing the plane of the vice-president, which Tony rolled his eyes at, it was only when the news start showing his Malibu mansion burning to the ground that Tony let out a gasp of horror, and he sower if he had pearls he would have clutched them tightly.

"He destroyed my mansion!" Tony screamed anger coloring his voice as rage nearly blinded him; at his admission, Steve's head shoot out looking at the destroyed mansion with a blank look, narrowing his eyes as he seemed to engrave the man's face into his mind.

"Do you want me to destroy him, Cara Mia?" Steve asked, standing up as he cracked his knuckles, which made Tony turn away from the screen to his husband. "I can destroy the organization he works for while bringing him in for you to do what you see fit." Steve offered, which ended with Tony's lips twitching madly until they stilled on an insane smile, causing Steve to sigh in happiness at the sight.

"Do it, I don't want anyone alive other than this bastard for me to kill," Tony stated, which made Steve laugh before he disappeared in a blink of an eye; after that Tony took out his phone to call Pepper about damage control and his beloved mansion, which to Tony's dismay ended up nothing but a pile of rocks. Pepper went on and on about how the mansion was destroyed today at the time Steve and Tony were supposed to be in the mansion (Tony decided to spent a week in his beloved seaside mansion before returning to the pain in the ass that was his home) but thankfully Tony and Steve delayed their trip several hours before returning back home (The only reason for that was because Steve found another white shark he wanted to keep, but Tony was still convinced that it was the same poor shark he terrorizes before, especially with the puppy dog eyes and whimpers the shark sent his way… it took Tony hours to convince Steve they don't need the shark as a pet)

So now, here Tony was, sitting in his private jet with cross arms, tapping the floor with his right foot as he waited for his husband to come back with the asshole who dared to destroy his beloved mansion. An ax was already in one of Tony's hands, waiting for his husband to come back with his prey so he could dissect him into small pieces and feed his meat to the sharks… Tony should have accepted Steve's proposal of taking the shark as their pet, maybe then, he could throw annoying people in the shark tank and enjoy their suffering.

Tony had to wait for half an hour a really short time to destroy a criminal organization to say the truth (No one, not even the most experienced agent or superhero can do such a thing, count on Steve though to plant the fear in everyone's heart and destroy them) but for Tony, it was a long, long time. So long that he nearly jumped out of his seat and called Steve's cell phone, demanding his husband back and force him to come back so the two of them can go and hunt the asshole and their organization when they return back home.

A few seconds later, a harsh gust of winds blows up inside the plane, causing Tony to narrow his eyes and turn to the side, only for an insane grin to take over his face when he noticed his husband standing beside him, covered in blood from head to toe with a shivering mess that was no doubt the Mandarin kneeling beside him. "You are late!" Tony said happily, his eyes not leaving the shivering man at all, his mind going through all the nasty ways of how to make him suffer and what sort of painful death he was going to receive.

"Sorry, sweetheart, but I needed to destroy them all and bring their real leader Killian; those bastards were trying to hack your suits and seek them on you using something called Extremis, how dare them to try to defile your tomb like that?!" Steve snarled kicking the poor bastard on his back, making him whimper and shiver in his place, pleading and whining for mercy which only enrages Tony even more after the piece of information he got.

"I see… so this is their leader, right?" Tony asked, tapping his ax near the man's neck which made the poor shmuck flinch and try to back away only to have Steve step on his back to still him. at Steve's nod, Tony only grin, his grin was predatory and full of teeth which only succeeded in making the man pale like a corpse. "Thank you, sweetheart, I started to get bored after we finished that bitch off, this toy would surely entertain me until we reach home," Tony said, giving Steve a loving kiss on the lips before turning his eyes toward the man who was squirming and trying to run away. "Get ready bitch, because when I am done with you, you will rot in the bottom of the ocean." Tony hissed, a grin taking over his lips as he raised his ax, chasing the idiot who thought it would be a great idea to miss with him.

The rest of the flight was spent with Tony laughing madly as he chased the leader down, nearly chopping his head off several times before the worm managed to sidestep his attacks. When the plane finally landed at home in New York, Steve and Tony had the widest grins in all the world as they unboarded the plane after the terrified pilots and flight attendances who ran to safety as fast as they could, trying not to throw up at the blood and body parts that decorated the interior part of the plane. As for Tony, he could only hum happily, with a skip in his steps as he held Steve's hand, smiling at the dark laugh his husband was letting out…

Oh yeah… Tony was totally in love…

So what do you think?

Finally! The wedding is here!

And Tony is in love with his husband is so cute!

This amazing song by 'madsteaparty' at TikTok, one of my favorite songs of his, if you like, check out his other songs, you would find them amazing for any dark mood you have ;)

Sorry, no smut scene, mainly because I am not confident to write BDSM scenes at all, especially creepy ones. Though I hope you enjoy the little teasing scenes I left.

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