…He Is An Addams!…

/Warning/: This chapter contains cursing; darkness, horror elements, creepiness, torture, fluff, kissing, Steve and Tony are so in love! And who knows what! All reviews are appreciated.

"Character talking"

"Character thinking"

…Flashbacks…

Chapter 12

Tony grinned widely as he walked through the alley, a skip in his steps and an ax in his hand, humming happily as he tried to find his prey for the night; an idiot by the name Zemo. A bastard who tried to fabricate a video of Steve killing his parents hoping to initiate a split in the Avengers; all in the name of sweet revenge so he can steal Steve away. What an idiot! Did the bastard really think that Tony was going to hurt the love of his life for something as nasty as his parents? For all Tony care, the two of them can fuck into limbo and Tony wouldn't pat an eyelash; Tony knew he wouldn't pat an eyelash, especially being the one who sends them to the other world with Hades not five years ago.

So other than a failed attempt to destroy his and his husband's marriage and happiness; the idiot had painted a target on his back that everyone from Steve and Tony to Serpentine was chasing. Personally, Tony wasn't even in a rush to find the fool, he knew his husband would bring him by the end of the night so the two of them would enjoy torturing him before throwing him into the shark tank.

Steve finally convinced Tony to accept the pet shark after two years of going on and on about how pets are good for health. Now, the two of them are the proud owners of a shark tank with more than twenty sharks, and one of them was the same shark they found on their honeymoon (No matter what Steve's say, Tony knew it was the same shark, especially when it looked at Tony with the same puppy dog eyes as it asked for Tony to save it)

But Tony still wasn't over the fact how that idiot tried to flirt with his husband and getting close enough to kiss him if it wasn't for Tony throwing an ax at him in his anger. Because of that, Tony was now prowling through the streets of New York to find the idiot Zemo, mainly because he wanted to cut his tongue and dick and few other things before bringing him back home. Whistling softly, Tony's eyes survey the alley hoping to find the rat hiding in the dumpster like the trash he was; just how dare he? Every time Tony was forced to remember how the man not only insulted their marriage by claiming that Tony was unfit but also tried to kiss his husband, rage course inside him and he nearly shriek in rage; even Bucky wasn't that insulting and he is madly in love with his husband!

The sound of whimpering caught Tony's attention, causing him to tighten his grip on his ax, planning on swinging it on the first person he sees, not caring if they were Zemo or not, he wanted blood and he would get the blood he want. Holding his growl, Tony walked toward the source of whimpering, a harsh frown on his face as he arrived toward the source, only to see nothing but boxes. Raising his eyebrow, Tony tilted his head to the side, wondering what kind of thing would hide here, was it possible that Tony found a puppy or a cat on the verge of death? That thought caused a dark smile to paint Tony's face; with a hum, he moved the ax in his hand pushing the boxes away from his path, boredom coloring his face when he reached the last box.

The whimper seemed to increase when Tony reached the last box, which made Tony's smile widen even more as he kneeled down and opened the box, hoping to see a dying animal or something. What Tony didn't expect though, was him finding a baby… a baby… a child? Whatever, it was a squirming small human being.

The sight before him caused Tony to recoil from shock and gaze at the… baby… with mistrust in his eyes, wondering if he was hallucinating or that he finally lost his mind. Tilting his head to the side, Tony took his time studying the squirming bundle, taking in his pale skin, the tuft of brown hair on the top of the baby's head, the pale blue eyes of a newborn filled with tears.

Tony pressed his lips tightly as he took in the baby that continued to squirm and whimper and make a nuisance out of itself; Tony couldn't help but wonder what kind of asshole would throw a baby away in the dumpster when the baby was no more than a month or so (Well that's the best estimate Tony can give, especially with how small the baby was) Rolling his eyes, Tony huffed, planning on leaving this alley and the baby with it; this was not his problem, Tony doesn't do babies, especially normal babies, even coming near them was a red line. The best thing Tony can give that thing was to call child protection after leaving the alley, the last act of goodwill before returning to his search for the trash that was Zemo.

"Sorry to say that, kid, but you are out of luck," Tony stated in a bored voice as he raised his finger to poke the baby's cheek, mainly to annoy the kid and cause it to cry nothing out of affection or anything. "Ouch! What the hell?" Tony squeaked when the kid held his fingers in a strong fist (Stronger than any baby that wasn't the hulk's) before biting his finger.

Stunned, Tony couldn't help but let out a surprised laugh as he gazed at the baby, raising his other hand to open the kid's small mouth, his lips twitched up when he saw tiny fangs in the baby's otherwise barren gum. A mutant? It seems so with his strength and strangely out-of-place fangs, probably why his parents abandon him.

"Why aren't you full of surprises?" Tony cooed, which caused the baby to blink and suck on Tony's finger, causing a dark grin to take over Tony's face when he notice the kid suckling the blood from the wound on his finger; a wound that Tony got from the little tyke's fangs. "Oh, Steve's gonna love you!" Tony giggled, putting his free hand under the baby before raising him from the box, laughing when the kid squeaked and held Tony's finger tightly. "You would fit in perfectly, won't you? Yes, you will!" Tony snuggled with the baby, deciding that just this once allowance can be made, especially for a kid who didn't seem that scared or even annoyed with the mad giggles Tony was letting out.

Was Tony happy about acquiring a baby on a hunt? Nope, he isn't. Is the baby being a vampire mutant or something a plus that caught his attention? Maybe. Is it a midlife crisis causing Tony to take the child home? Probably. But what can Tony say? He is excited to see what's going to take a place in the mansion after he brings the kid in. Besides, Serpentine had been going on and on about how she wanted grandkids for a year now, and what better way to shut her than bringing her what she asked for? Five years of marriage gives Tony the right to bring babies home, don't they?

"Oh, look at that, a boy!" Tony laughed as he covered the boy, swaddling him with his jacket (Well, it was Steve's, but everything his husband owns is his, so) "Steve would be so pleased. I personally would have left you and called the child service, I have no need for normal babies; they are too much work and cry at the smallest sound we make, but you! You may just be perfect for our family!" Tony informed the baby which got him a blink and gurgles as the kid once again tried to catch Tony's finger and suckle on it, causing the man to giggle and walk out of the alley, Zemo forgotten for now because the genius has better things than to go after trash; besides, Steve would bring him the idiot's head just as he reaches their home, so why is he worked up on something so insignificant.

With a skip in his steps, Tony started walking toward his beloved mansion, humming a creepy song under his breath, and to his delight, the baby seemed to actually enjoy it if the coos and giggle were anything to go by. So cute! A boy that not only was he part-mutant-part-vampire or whatever he really was, but a baby that doesn't fear the creepy aura Tony has! Tony couldn't help but let out a dark chuckle, he wondered how his husband would react when he bring the baby home.

"Sweetheart, I am home!" Tony called out as soon as he entered the mansion, laughing in delight when the tortured screams of Zemo greeted his ears; ah, it seems that his husband brought him a present too! Tony couldn't help but coo when he saw the baby in his arms waving his hands and gurgled as he saw one of the voodoo dolls that infested the mansion, letting out a happy laugh when the doll waved back.

"Tony!" Steve's happy voice, caused Tony to purr happily as he was pulled back from behind into a tight hug, curtsy of his handsome husband who appeared behind him. Not soon as Steve held Tony, the Avengers trickled down to find them, mainly to glare at Tony and threaten him silently to break up with Steve, which was a stupid thing honestly; even after five years, the hostility was still up the roof, and Bucky was still trying to assassinate Tony every time he had, which was cute in a way. "…What is that?" Steve finally asked after he let Tony go, his eyes finally caught the sight of the baby in his arms.

"Look what I found in the dumpster!" Tony cheered, raising the baby for Steve to see, only for his husband to scrunch his nose at the child, like it was something nasty; Tony won't blame Steve, this was his initial reaction before the little kid bites him.

"You mean your bastard child?" Natasha snipped, still angry that after all these years, Steve didn't give her any passing thought if it didn't include him hexing her or scaring her to death. I mean the woman went into an early midlife crisis and dye her hair blond, what the hell?

"Rude!" Tony called out, rising the baby toward Steve which made the man pull away from the boy but stopped when Tony pout at him; Tony can see the hesitate and dislike in his husband's eyes, and he had to stop himself from laughing out because his husband was in for a surprise. The baby to his credit only gazed at Steve with curious eyes, taking the man in as he gurgled and cooed.

"Not so rude, when you practically bring a child with the same hair color and skin ton as you to the house, tell me Stark, how long have you been cheating on Steven?" Natasha gave a smirk as she walked toward Tony and Steve, probably thinking that she finally managed to drop one on Tony; the woman had been practically hounding him like a leech for years trying to find something imperfect with him. so far, out of every annoying Avengers, Bruce was his favorite, even when the man still glare at him sometimes he was still a friend; followed by Bucky who ended up being desperate enough that he proposed being the second husband and even accepted being in a threesome relationship if it meant being with Steve… that man is persistent, Tony had to give him that.

Before Natasha started to ridicule Tony further, the little baby turn toward her and raise his hands; the next few seconds were the most amazing and funny seconds of his life, especially, when the chaos started. The baby, to Tony's surprise, shot something like a spider web from his arms at Natasha's face, causing the woman to shriek like hell as the substance covered her whole face without Natasha being able to remove them no matter how much she tugged. It took a few more seconds for what happened to register in Tony's mind, and when it did, the genius couldn't help but laugh and laugh until his breath left him, the sight in front of him was priceless!

When he finally managed to contain himself Tony turned toward Steve, only to see the man gazing at the little boy like he was a gift sent from the Gods, Sparkles were in his eyes and his face was stretched into a wide and creepy grin. "He… is… perfect!" Steve called out, a mad laugh leaving his lips as he picked the baby from Tony's arms, causing the baby to squeak and gurgle as Steve spin him around before bringing him to his chest for cuddles. "I am so sorry for thinking that you were a boring normal when you weren't!" Steve cooed to the baby getting giggles coos in return; the sickly sweet sight caused Tony to grin happily, letting out a sigh as he imagined what the future would be like raising a humanoid spider baby (Well, it was way cooler than vampires, they are too boring and common for Tony's taste, he bet no one had a spider baby before he and Steve got their hands on one.)

"He is perfect, isn't he? What do you think, Mr. Rogers, are you ready for parenthood?" Tony asked, his questions getting choked cries and shriek from the Avengers and a happy laugh from Steve who pulled him in a hug, nuzzling his cheek and kissing him on the lips…

The happy gurgle from their new son was the answer…

"… and remember, Peter, if someone picked on you, you tell me straight away so I can turn their lives into a living nightmare!" Steve ordered, causing the boy to grin happily and nod his head, probably thinking about how Steve would allow him to web them to the ceiling in his lair to be feed on later.

"I will, Papa, I promise!" Peter chirped happily, causing Tony to sniffle as he tried to stop the overflow of emotions taking over him at how grown up his baby was! Kids grow so fast! Tony still remembers how they found their son six years ago like it was yesterday, and today his baby was going to school!

Peter (A name chosen to honor Grandpa Addams, who was famous for installing horror in every normal human and none-human in the nineteenth century) was grown up and leaving the nest to start his horror path so soon, Tony wasn't ready for his baby leaving him! "Call me if anything happens, you understand Pete? If someone tries to touch you I want you to rip their throats off… and… and I am going to miss you…" Tony choked, causing Steve to coo and kiss his temple, which ended with Peter hugging his legs tightly and nod his head.

"I promise, Daddy! I will even bring you their corpses as a spoil of war!" Peter cried out happily causing Tony to sniffle and nod his head, lowering himself to the ground to hug his baby tightly, glaring at the other cowering children and parents from over his baby's shoulders, daring them to do anything to his baby and lose their lives.

Tony could only gaze at his baby as he and his husband left the school, wondering how was he going to survive without his baby staying home with him as he taught him materials beyond his age (His baby was a genius just as Tony was so teaching him was easy) while his husband taught him the way of the Addams family. This was their baby's first time on his own and Tony worries!

It had been six years since Tony brought the baby home with him; the boy was a lovely addition to the Addams family with his monstrous side and similar line of thinking to Tony. He was the perfect boy Tony and Steve could ever want or need; a baby that gained the love of all the Addams Family and the Avengers, especially Serpentine (When Serpentine approve of someone, then the whole family welcomes them… mainly because she was terrifying even more than Grandma Addams) who threaten everyone with pain and death if they hurt her grandbaby.

Six years of Tony raising the little tyke with Steve, every day was a lovely adventure for the three of them, bringing nothing but creepy laughs and happiness as they tortured their chosen victim to death. Six years of engraving themselves as the family that no one should ever mess with, no matter how desperate someone was or how his want for revenge increased. Six years of raising the perfect little monster to be their successor and their boy were off to school, enjoying the humanity outside and what it offers on his first day… Tony was so proud…

"Do you wanna go home, Cara Mia?" Steve asked which got him a sniffle from Tony and wide teary eyes being directed at him, which ended with the man twitching when he saw how broken-hearted Tony was… Tony wasn't that emotional even when Pepper married Happy, he wasn't a crying sniffling mess when she had her daughter Morgan! So why was Tony sniffling in front of his husband like he got his heart ripped out and stumped on? "There, there, sweetheart, we will see our baby soon, just a little more patient and we will have him in our arms." Steve coos as he pulled Tony in his arms, kissing his forehead and causing Tony to grumble.

"I should have listened to your mother and Morticia and homeschool our boy, but nooooo! I was an idiot who wanted him to interact with people and make friends other than us… I was sooooo stupid!" Tony cried out, sobbing into his husband's chest… he should have really listened to Serpentine, he really should have, maybe then he wouldn't be crying his eyes out at the thought of his baby leaving the home so soon.

"Don't cry, sweet thing, you said it yourself, Peter needs to interact with other people and make friends, I don't think that our baby would enjoy the company of grown-up that much even if he love us; plus even with Morgan being there, she is more of a little sister than a friend… and she is three years younger," Steve whispered, cooing and showering Tony with kisses until the man calm down. "Just imagine, baby, our Peter would come and tell us all the crazy stories he went through; the friends he would make, the teachers he would terrify… the poor souls he would torture… it would be a good experience for him to choose his victims instead of us." Tony nodded along with Steve's logical explanation, a pout taking over his face at the thought of how numbered his days were now… at this rate his baby would not need him anymore!

"You are right… I hate it when you are right…" Tony grumbled which gained him a knowing smirk from his husband, causing his pout to increase and only to stop when Steve leaned down to kiss him. "You know… I really need a distraction right now… why don't we find the next poor soul and bury him into our cemetery…" Tony whispered seductively, which caused Steve to grin and let a dark laugh at the thought of torturing the first person they saw.

Just then, when Steve was going to lean and whisper something in his ear, the sky burst open and Tony raised his eyebrow when he saw the same flying whales that informed him the Chitauri were here. "Well, why don't you look at that, Cara Mia? It seemed that our next target has arrived!" Steve cheered pointing at the alien that looked like a purple grape descending from one of the ships and claiming to be Thanos the Mad Titan and Ruler of The Universe… or something of that sort.

Tony paused, his lips stretching wider and wider until they stilled on a dark smile that promise pain and death to everyone who dared to stand in his way. "Why? You are right, doll… race you there?" Tony asked coyly, kissing Steve's lips before rushing toward the purple grape, smiling at the dark laugh his husband let before following him…

Needless to say, Thanos and his army were destroyed before the rest of the Avengers arrived; leaving Steve and Tony laughing madly as they made the alien scream for mercy as they tortured him publicly before throwing him into their shark tank (Which now housed sixty sharks thanks to Steve's obsession with those creatures) after they left him tied upside down in Peter's web with the venomous spiders (Peter's obsession and friends) On another lighter note, that day…

Peter made his first best friend whose name was Harley…

The End

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It was a bumpy ride, and this is the best end for our boys!

What do you think about another Addams family AU? This time Tony is the cute Addams who tried to scare Steve and fail, as for Stevie… he is just in love with the cute kitten trying to get a reaction out of him.

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